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Cool pic of Jefferson from the Jefferson Bible.
 
Some high priced local escort has been stalking my Twitter. Damn I wish I could afford her. She does look good. Maybe if I were pals with boogie2988 he'd buy her for me
Sell your butthole pics until you have enough to afford her pegging services.

Film her pegging you and sell for a premium.

Profit.
 
Sell your butthole pics until you have enough to afford her pegging services.

Film her pegging you and sell for a premium.

Profit.
My butthole is probably pretty stained from nicotine and bbq sauce, I dunno if there's a market for that. Maybe I could do fupa porn.
 
I checked the website for both tard wrangling agencies that placed tards in my building and they're pretty much shut down. The one downstairs was very agitated and slamming doors and I haven't smelled ciggies or weed much. I imagine most of their tards and bums are gonna fail very badly in the next few weeks.

All the restaurants and places they loiter are going to shut down, there's no people going to work to beg from, this must be very hard for the tards.
 
I really hope @NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE does something newsworthy just to see idiots in the news and on Reddit tiptoeing around his name, like when HanAssholeSolo on Reddit got harassed by CNN for posting that Trump wrestling GIF. Extra points if they say it out loud.

Also if you say his name out loud a few times it really rolls off the tongue quite nicely. Try it for yourself. Tell your dad about your friend @NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE and how he's a cool guy with a fun name.
 
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