The General Thread

[Mike Stoklasa]

Oh goddammit what the fuck did I do? This is fucking work at this point.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Downstairs Tard(c) bought a shitload of weed after he got his tugboat today and there's like ten people in his 1 bedroom apartment.
They tried to steal my postmates order but I always have a can of Kodiak or red seal added so I have to show my id and sign for it.
I'm about to empty my mudjug on the one guy's tenspeed under the stairs. It's full and juicy.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Just got back from Florida. The squirrels at Disney are super friendly. Probably because they’re used to people and there’s always food getting dropped for them to scrounge on. Plus they’re adorable.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Does anyone have some suggestions on how to make extra cash? Shot myself in the foot last year and now my money is all fucked. I don't want to declare bankruptcy but I need to be making more money to cover a bunch of bills I'm late on. Can't work Doordash or Grubhub because I can't drive.

 

[Jason Wynn]

My ex boyfriend's sister (who I haven't seen or spoken to in about four years) just sent me a message asking how I was and if we could talk.

Okay.... I'm interested to see what this is all about.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Does anyone have some suggestions on how to make extra cash? Shot myself in the foot last year and now my money is all fucked. I don't want to declare bankruptcy but I need to be making more money to cover a bunch of bills I'm late on. Can't work Doordash or Grubhub because I can't drive.

Check craigslist etc. section.
One time I passed out flyers during the gay pride parade for cash. Another time it was somebody who "wanted to learn to fight".

 

[Plunkie]

Going to a bachelor party weekend in Nashville tomorrow. Haven't drank in like 6 months so this should end terribly

Can't wait to jerk off inside of Third Man Records

 

[Sundae]

Neat.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

The coronachan spergs have forced me to order overpriced doodoo paper and water from an overpriced delivery service.
My obscure munchausens lolcow has rewarded the people who paid $1500 for her living expenses with nonstop tweets about Coronavirus instead of, you know, doing streams or putting out more old lady snootch pics on her onlyfans.

Downstairs tard is extra agitated, he keeps leaving, slamming his front door, then slamming the foyer door. I know even in his fucktardation he's sensing I'm going to get deliveries he wants to intercept for himself.
I always order something that requires my id now.

I hate the way he walks, it's like he's trying to keep a turd from falling out of his ass.
If I ever got a thread here it would be from the brutal, vicious ass kicking I'd give him and his friends.
I confronted his tard wrangler and it did not go well.

 

[Sundae]

Good to see that there are people out there willing to provide aid to bats.

Most people I know have an irrational hatred for bats, so knowing there are people out there who care about them is good to know.

 

[AnOminous]

Good to see that there are people out there willing to provide aid to bats.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7duVVmS_lXg
Most people I know have an irrational hatred for bats, so knowing there are people out there who care about them is good to know.

But bats are our friends. We shouldn't eat them in soup but be nice to them.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Some surprise Saturday morning construction blasted me awake.
The power ratchet sounded like "ackackack" as I tore off my sexy bipap mask and I had to pack a hammet of outlaw right away.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I was putting together a grubhub order and about to click the checkout when I heard downstairs tard slam his door, I looked out the window and he's strutting around the courtyard all cracked out looking so I don't feel like providing him lunch in the form of him stealing it.

I'll just cook.

I may leave a stack of job applications on his front stoop, maybe it will terrify him into staying inside.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I was putting together a grubhub order and about to click the checkout when I heard downstairs tard slam his door, I looked out the window and he's strutting around the courtyard all cracked out looking so I don't feel like providing him lunch in the form of him stealing it.

I'll just cook.

I may leave a stack of job applications on his front stoop, maybe it will terrify him into staying inside.

Now the crazy lady just above him is fighting with her kids. That's it, I'm putting on some Nickelback and putting the speakers in the window.

 

[FuckGoogle]

Anyone want forced institutionalization back when you jump down the YT conspiracy rabbit whole? My god there are some crazy weirdos out there that believe a lot of retarded shit.

 

[Pissmaster]

All things considered, Gamer Girl Bath Water was one of the biggest internet events of 2019 in total. Like if there were an internet culture version of I Love the XX's, Belle Delphine's antics would encompass a significant amount of the 2019 episode

 

[BSC]

tfw you trigger someone so hard over e-stickers that they go full sperglord

Spoiler: Dangerous levels of butthurt

remember kids: mass rating someone's profile doesn't make your own shitposts any more relevant or any less autistic.

 

[Sundae]

I admire this guy's creativity

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Downstairs tard finally passed out after his crack wore off so I got my grubhub order. My driver looked like the methed out homeless version of Quentin Lance (from "Arrow") and had this thousand yard stare that dogs get when they're overbred.

 

[Trilby]

Downstairs tard finally passed out after his crack wore off so I got my grubhub order. My driver looked like the methed out homeless version of Quentin Lance (from "Arrow") and had this thousand yard stare that dogs get when they're overbred.

Seems like you live in a very 'colorful' neighborhood.