The General Thread

[Quantum Diabetes]

One of the blessings of this trans bathroom nonsense is bathrooms have become all-gender so I can blast out my dip and coffee induced dookie nearly anywhere.

 

[admiral]

There's something really intensely funny about Jake Paul with his lumberjack beard in a log cabin telling me to quit my job and give him twennybux a month. You just know a sizeable amount of dumbasses and children are gonna fall for it, too.

 

[MrJokerRager]

 

[Dom Cruise]

I had a freaky nightmare last night.

So I was in some spooky haunted house and I was trying to sleep in a bedroom, the way the bedroom was set up laying on my side in the bed had me facing a closet door that was slightly open, I open my eyes and see a female face staring at me from the dark of the closet and then the door slams shut.

I leap up, freaked out and someone is with me although I don't know who, but they go open the closet door and turn on the lights and that's when I learn the closet is huge, bigger than closet would really be and filled with junk like old toys, one of which is a Mr Potato Head and some of which has now fallen down.

Then a music box starts playing a tune and I recognize it as the tune of Duran Duran's "Ordinary World" which contains the lyrics "Still I can't escape the ghost of you" which is a detail I find really wild.

So me and the other person are now pretty freaked out, but thankfully then I woke up.

Just thought I'd share.

 

[Sundae]

So recently I've been binge-watching these caterpillar metamorphosis vids:

They're very fascinating.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

i’m at motherfucking disney world.

come harass me so we can have margaritas

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

i’m at motherfucking disney world.
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If you see Eugenia Cooney please give her a sandwich

 

[sparklemilhouse]

i had gallbladder removal surgery yesterday. Any suggestions on how to make getting in and out of bed a little less of an ordeal.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I am out of dip and I scraped a bunch of empties to get a baby pinch of chimera dip from.
I'm back to the pack of shitty cigars I found last week but I want some goddamn grizzly straight

 

[Sundae]

Life finds a way...

 

[Pina Colada]

It's been a bit of a whirlwind over the past few weeks, but also very exciting- I think I did well on my midterm yesterday, and my adviser told me I would be graduating cum laude! Spring break is already off to a great start!

 

[Trilby]

Decided to try fasting for Lent. I thought I screwed it up this morning as I thought m ilk was forbidden but was glad to see it wasn't (or eggs).

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I sold some games and got half a roll of Skoal straight, they only had grizzly pouches and as you know, pouches and cigs with filters are like sucking tit through a sweater. On payday I'm ordering some outlaw. Yee yee

 

[Sundae]

Huh, neat

 

[Trilby]

Huh, neat
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9RM9KI1jAp8

Certainly a step up from cat cafes.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Downstairs tard was walking erratically around the neighborhood and dove into the currency exchange all urgent and frantic.
I hope they called the cops and his handlers.

 

[Big Nasty]

In North America at least, the Amiga attracted a certain type of perverted nerd.

My first computer was a Amiga 500, and here I am today, a full-blown Kiwi Farms shitposter.

 

[Trilby]

My first computer was a Amiga 500, and here I am today, a full-blown Kiwi Farms shitposter.

Lucky you. I always wanted one but never did get one as a tyke

 

[LargeChoonger]

I semi-accidentally started a raid on an experimental subreddit. It's petty and spergtastic

 

[LargeChoonger]

I fucking raped it. I kind of feel bad because it's just reddit being reddit and stealing shit as always, but it's also just online banter for the sake of shitposting