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- 28 de Abr, 2018
When Spooky month is over, I’m gonna bring back the Neapolitan bear.
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- 26 de Sep, 2019
I've had an idea in my head for a comedy sketch about a guy who gets a good deal on an N-word pass on Wish.com, and goes out in public to drop an N-bomb. When a black guy hears it and asks to see his pass, the guy shows him the pass, and it turns out the pass is only good in a few Eastern European countries. They laugh together as the black guy jollily explains that, and the other guy says "oh, so THAT'S why it was so cheap!" and then they laugh, and suddenly the black guy proceeds to attack him
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- 21 de Oct, 2019
I had this random shower thought a few weeks ago
dolphins use puffer fish to get high right? So when I say "can I get a puff?" it means the same thing in dolphin!
puff puff pass.
I'm a genius!
dolphins use puffer fish to get high right? So when I say "can I get a puff?" it means the same thing in dolphin!
puff puff pass.
I'm a genius!
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
I had this random shower thought a few weeks ago
dolphins use puffer fish to get high right? So when I say "can I get a puff?" it means the same thing in dolphin!
puff puff pass.
I'm a genius!
Do dolphins yell at each other to quit bogarting the puffer fish?
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- 21 de Oct, 2019
I'm no expert on the language of Dolphin, but yes.
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- 11 de Mar, 2017
I can't believe certain people think I would steal from them just because my sister did. I don't even pick up change from the floor. Not even a penny.
Also, you ate my Kit Kat and threw away my Aldi bags.
Also, you ate my Kit Kat and threw away my Aldi bags.
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- 7 de Mayo, 2019
this Arsenio Hall clip showed up on my recommended tab just now
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- 18 de Jun, 2019
Felt like I was getting sick, started to feel better, but now I've been getting really bad sinus headaches.
Yup, it's fall.
Yup, it's fall.
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- 25 de Sep, 2014
I know how that is, I used to get a similar sickness whenever spring happens and my body has to get adjusted to it.
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- 25 de Jun, 2018
Just found out my wife is pregnant with our fourth child. I'm pretty happy right now.
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- 15 de Ene, 2019
Zoinks.
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- 24 de Mayo, 2019
How old are you other kids? Have you had a full-night's sleep in the past 4 years?
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- 25 de Jun, 2018
My son is turning three in February. My twin daughters are both a year old.
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- 24 de Mayo, 2019
So basically you've been woken up nearly every night for the past 2.5 years? You poor bastard.
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- 3 de Mayo, 2019
a classmate of mine isn't too fond of me, and has been scheming to get everyone against me for the past month or so rather than, oh i don't know, talk to me like a fuckin' adult???
i know this site shouldn't be used as a diary, but this is the most ridiculous shit i've had the misfortune to experience by far
i know this site shouldn't be used as a diary, but this is the most ridiculous shit i've had the misfortune to experience by far