The General Thread

[Christ-Chan]

I really need to bring back my retail horror thread.

I spent like an hour reading about Wall*Mart after that.

 

[The Hunter]

My friend posted a picture of her guinea pig (and apparently her crotch as well).

 

[Fialovy]

you should watch Cesium react, that fella is quite violent when you put it in water. It can blow up the container if you are not careful, you need to hide behind some sort of shield and even then, you'd be lucky for Cesium not to crack it.

 

[Christ-Chan]

I went to the doctor and he told me "your shit's fucked up". I asked him "my shit's fucked up? I don't see how?" and he told me "the shit that used to work, well, it won't work now". Now I wake up every day and I start to cry, but I just can't quit

 

[Hyperion]

http://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpres ... =580&h=362

Motherfucking Obama chicken. It's like deep fried secret muslim socialist heaven!

 

[Lady Houligan]

So I just checked my email... and my mother-in-law is only JUST emailing my mom and me about potential campgrounds for her and my husband's stepdad to call about a spot... FOUR DAYS before the giant festival that sells out EVERY SINGLE OPTION at hotels/motels/campgrounds for fifty miles around starts. The very big, very involved event that my mom is one of the directors of and therefore doesn't have a lot of time for this sort of stupid question because she's busy trying to arrange over two hundred people on a schedule that goes for twelve to fourteen hours a day for five days straight.

It's times like this that I'm incredibly glad that my husband didn't take after her...

 

[Male]

Ride To Hell Retibution is the greatest game of 2013
That is all

 

[Midnight Kissy Bull]

Have you ever needed a word, and it's just the one you need to describe someone, and it's so damn simple that you can't believe you don't remember it?

I'm trying to describe this character's property. His job is to travel the country taking down labs that do involuntary human testing, and his shady bosses give him a fairly decent salary and a supply of high-tech gadgets and weapons (he supplements the rest on his own by buying from the black market or stealing from the companies he raids). His home is in a forest, with a ranch house for himself and his assistant, a couple of modular homes for the testers he's rescued (some stay on with him, others are found homes), a bunker in case his enemies do happen to find him, and a small armory. And at first glance, an outsider would think of this as being the residence for...

Not a fundamentalist. Not a survivalist. Not a crazy person, although that might come to mind. The word I'm looking for is very specific, and it's mostly used for people who retreat into the wild and build compounds and stock up should the guv'ment finally come for them.

I'm going to kick myself once I relearn this word.

 

[The Hunter]

So apparently on this day in history in 1978, Chuck Mangione preformed "Feels So Good" on NBC's The Midnight Special. After which, it peaked at #4 on the Billboard's Top 100.

[youtube]YWSevt_i51w[/youtube]

 

[Holdek]

My friend posted a picture of her guinea pig (and apparently her crotch as well).

You sure that's not a beaver?

 

[spaps]

[youtube]nXzW50DxJ0o[/youtube]

 

[Bugaboo]

My friend posted a picture of her guinea pig (and apparently her crotch as well).

As someone who has owned two guinea pigs I can confirm that they love sitting on/near people's crotches (probably because it's warm and being between two legs makes them feel safe)
That and necks, they love people's necks.

 

[spaps]

Kick-ass! New computer!

So I guess I have to install this on it.

*looks around the computer
Wait, where's the disk drive?

 

[Fialovy]

My friend posted a picture of her guinea pig (and apparently her crotch as well).

As someone who has owned two guinea pigs I can confirm that they love sitting on/near people's crotches (probably because it's warm and being between two legs makes them feel safe)
That and necks, they love people's necks.

I love guinea pigs, they look like potatoes.

 

[Bugaboo]

My friend posted a picture of her guinea pig (and apparently her crotch as well).

As someone who has owned two guinea pigs I can confirm that they love sitting on/near people's crotches (probably because it's warm and being between two legs makes them feel safe)
That and necks, they love people's necks.

I love guinea pigs, they look like potatoes.

My family thinks they look like jelly beans

 

[CatParty]

and they look like little hippos when you shave them

http://todayilearned.co.uk/2011/06/20/s ... aby-hippo/

 

[Niachu]

I love guinea pigs. I had a bunch when I was really little.

They all died.

 

[Fialovy]

and they look like little hippos when you shave them

http://todayilearned.co.uk/2011/06/20/s ... aby-hippo/

Hairless guinea pigs are called skinny pigs.

 

[Midnight Kissy Bull]

GodBear help me, I tried a North Carolina BBQ sandwich with coleslaw (yes, in the sandwich itself)... and I liked it.

Also, Dr Pepper seems to have a strangely vanilla-y kick to it now. I'm not complaining, though.

 

[Bugaboo]

and they look like little hippos when you shave them

http://todayilearned.co.uk/2011/06/20/s ... aby-hippo/

Hairless guinea pigs are called skinny pigs.

And they aren't shaved they're bred to be that way