The General Thread

[Queen of Tarts]

Apparently one of my neighbors is a thief.

I've...been leaving my door unlocked when I go out sometimes. That won't be happening again.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

I spilled water on my phone among other things last night and now it wont turn on.

 

[Dollars2010]

 

[Queen of Tarts]

I painted my nails and my hair is blue...ish. The magic of hair dye.

 

[Saney]

I fucking hate cows like you wouldn't believe. They are the dumbest, stubbornest, most disgusting animals in existence.

 

[Ariel]

I fucking hate cows like you wouldn't believe. They are the dumbest, stubbornest, most disgusting animals in existence.

Push them all over!

 

[Saney]

Push them all over!

I do better than that, I hit them with plastic pipe instead.

 

[spaps]

I just walked upstairs to find my parents watching the Total Recall remake.

They're killing me inside.

 

[LM 697]

I just walked upstairs to find my parents watching the Total Recall remake.

They're killing me inside.

Charge in with a giant drill and yell "SCREW YOOOOU!!"

Then when the police arrest you, be like " You think this is the real Spaps?" Then shoot them and say "It is."

 

[spaps]

The worst part is, they said that they're watching it because the original wasn't on Netflix. I have the damn thing on DVD. Hell, my mom was the one who bought it for me for Christmas last year.

 

[LM 697]

Tell her to clone herself.

 

[Holdek]

This makes clear that Compy is obviously your real dad

 

[Dollars2010]

 

[spaps]

god dammit

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GOD DAMMIT

Spoiler

HOW DO PEOPLE STILL GET AWAY WITH SUCH SHIT ANATOMY

 

[Queen of Tarts]

There is a frog somewhere outside that will not shut the fuck up. I love frogs, I think they're adorable, but CHRIST.

It barely takes a breath. Just MREEP MREEP MREEP MREEP MREEP all day and all night. If I could find it, I'd put it in someone else's yard. Far away.

Far far far away. I'm willing to walk a little while.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

This dog and Grumpy Cat need to hang out.

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I finally found the Simpsons lego minifigures at Target. I got Krusty and Maggie. Maggie comes with Mr. Burns' bear, Bobo.

GOD DAMMIT

Spoiler

HOW DO PEOPLE STILL GET AWAY WITH SUCH SHIT ANATOMY

I saw this picture first because I was reading bottom up, and I thought "why is Spiderman doing ballet? Why is his butt so round?"

 

[Niachu]

If anyone posted it already, here it is again. Because.

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[AtroposHeart]

I got my first English test back today.

I was really nervous because back in High School I made mostly D's in English or a C (If I got lucky)

But it was a 98! I missed a 100 by one question.

 

[Watcher]

[3:35:03 PM] Male The Grape Ape: Throw away the chicken shit coke zero, you don't just want to drink it all down, you want to put the banhammer in me, and look me in the eye, and see what's going on in there when you swing it, that's what you want to do right?

 

[Null]

We're a generation of Males raised by women.
Is another bann really what we need?