The General Thread

[Morose_Obesity]

I really want brussel sprouts but it's too cold to go to the store

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Halloween night watching Hellraiser. Was going to watch the non-Rob Zombie Halloween 1+2, but after finally finding a copy of one I couldn't find my copy of 2 (and I'm not really in the mood for hooking up my VCR to watch 3). But man, watching Hellraiser for the first time and it's intense. And those special effects are freaking great. Looks a lot better than the recent IT movie.

 

[Elaine Benes]

A week from Saturday I'm seeing The Room for the very first time at a local movie theater that's doing a midnight showing of it, and going with a bunch of people who have already seen it. I know basically nothing about it other than the fact that it's become something of a cult classic around these parts.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

Travesty against journalism, mouthpiece for the owner of the Cubs and generally pro-scumbag travesty Dnainfo shut the fuck down:https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago

Now, if Everyblock goes my favorite obscure lolcow, FGFM won’t be able to shitpost about hyperlocal politics outside of his Twitter. I feel a murder-suicide coming up in his future. He can’t stalk racists anymore, which goes all the way from my redneck ass to anyone who doesn’t outright suck the cocks of Poc no matter what they do, like shutting down Black Friday, hurting the economy. http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-black-friday-mag-mile-fallout-1201-biz-20151130-story.html
After seeing the ledger and not making payroll I’m sure many store managers hope more niggers die. And painfully.

If anyone he doesn’t like comments on a blog, like this abandoned one by an autistic fuck who likes road construction and cranes and unsolicited public service work, really boring shit: http://chevanstonrogerspark.blogspot.com/2015/09/watch-out-for-giant-sink-hole-on-wayne.html he’ll declare them to be a Klan member just because he decided that person (like my character “Dangerously unstable individual” is not allowed to write anything, anywhere, ever again. No forgiveness.

And this guy definitely, definitely is oogling the Nequa Valley Boys water polo team as their coach, being a potential or actual kidfucker is way worse than me saying “nigger” , “faggot wetback polock idiot” 20x a day. And besides, polocks are fücking stupid.
Try shopping at MicroCenter, you’ll be wanting to throw their asses in an oven yourself.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I flew for the first time in about 18 years today. Nope. We were on a regional jet the last part of the trip and oh hell no those seats are tiny as hell.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

Made some real good, easy extra money this week. Too bad I’m too sick to enjoy it.

I wasn’t too sick to not smell that nasty, sour stench of cumin fans of all shades. Weird European people stink like hell, too.
Does fücking everybody on the Clark Street bus mainline madras sauce?
Holy christ take a fuckimg shower and use deodorant you swarthy fucks.


My favorite rëtard assaulted a senior citizen at a protest on the weekend and is working hard to pretend to be the official neighborhood association just to carry out his loony-tune obsession with a small time politician:https://www.facebook.com/sheridanparkneighbors/?ref=py_c


https://chicago.everyblock.com/announcements/nov05-we-support-our-uptown-starbucks-broadway-8371024/

These social justice cunts with their yuppiefied this and don’t gentrify that talk are now supporting a fucking Starbucks, the king of corporate greed! https://chicago.everyblock.com/announcements/nov05-we-support-our-uptown-starbucks-broadway-8371024/

 

[Elysian]

A week from Saturday I'm seeing The Room for the very first time at a local movie theater that's doing a midnight showing of it, and going with a bunch of people who have already seen it. I know basically nothing about it other than the fact that it's become something of a cult classic around these parts.

I'm thinking of doing that too at a local showing like a month from now that's in a double showing with some other movie. The tickets aren't on sale yet though, so I hope I can get one when they do go on sale and it won't sell out...

In other news, both the latest touchpad drivers for my laptop are an absolute trainwreck. The latest driver has working right click but broken 2 finger scrolling but the one before that one has broken right click and working 2 finger scrolling. The struggle is real.

I also wanna get rid of my click delay since sometimes I wanna play vidya in the library without my USB mouse but can't since you can't move the trackpad and type at the same time on this thing. I tried messing with the drivers, disabling the palm check, disabling the palm check in the registry (which didn't fix it either so I put all the numbers back) and in the end I found out that the setting I want to change is a really simple click delay setting that I've just gotta turn off.
Except I can't.
Because Windows 10 got rid of that feature for literally no reason.

Tech support guy: "But you can totally change your right click speed! "
Me:

It's funny since if you type "delay" in the settings search box in Windows 10 it comes up with the "Change The Click-Delay on Your PC" link and then that link just leads to this shitty touchpad settings page that just has the sensitivity and literally nothing else.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

Do people with children in public really have to bring enough shit to last through a “road warrior” style apocalypse everywhere they go?
I have to do some shit downtown and I can’t get a fucking table with an outlet because Vaten Scrouten and Mrs Scrouten are busy buckling and unbuckling their baby polocks into separate buggies capable of storming the front lines of a wartime beach assault.
Christ almighty.
When I was that age I was already out setting fires and having a proper, unsafe childhood.

 

[mayadroid]

Do people with children in public really have to bring enough shit to last through a “road warrior” style apocalypse everywhere they go?
I have to do some shit downtown and I can’t get a fucking table with an outlet because Vaten Scrouten and Mrs Scrouten are busy buckling and unbuckling their baby polocks into separate buggies capable of storming the front lines of a wartime beach assault.
Christ almighty.
When I was that age I was already out setting fires and having a proper, unsafe childhood.

And that parental neglect is why you are currently wasting time with us internet degenerates. Maybe worry less about what other people (upstanding parents) have in their babbie-bags, and worry more about taking your balls out of your mamas purse.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

And that parental neglect is why you are currently wasting time with us internet degenerates. Maybe worry less about what other people (upstanding parents) have in their babbie-bags, and worry more about taking your balls out of your mamas purse.

Nope. Not backing down. This is a big, crowded ass city and taking your time and hogging about 12 extra seats in a busy coffee /bagel joint because you brought half the house with you is fucking rude.
More and more, also, people are walking around, staring into their phones with their mouth hanging open, perfectly keeping pedestrians on both sides of the sidewalk from getting by.

This is fucking downtown Chicago. Make some room or take your ass back to the suburbs. I got places to be, people to kill, etc.
I still made an easy $300 afterwards for my very specific skills. I didn’t even finish that particular college course.

Besides, I got plenty of negative parental attention. If my Dad hadn’t died on his own one of us would’ve killed him.

My oldest sister stabbed him on Thanksgiving with a big ass fork which remains the only act of violence she committed that I’m proud of.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

They disabled the scale at the self checkout. because it constantly malfunctioned, and I gladly took home $10 in stuff I didn’t pay for seeing the opportunity in that knowledge.
Fuck you, Walmart.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

Not only did a poorly passing tranny move into my building this week, I am currently looking at some fresh off the boat polocks who just discovered wiggerism.
Tis truly glorious for lulz this holiday season.

 

[Begemot]

A week from Saturday I'm seeing The Room for the very first time at a local movie theater that's doing a midnight showing of it, and going with a bunch of people who have already seen it. I know basically nothing about it other than the fact that it's become something of a cult classic around these parts.

It's worth your time. See the neighbours next.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I cannot believe the fucking morons who wear shorts in this weather.
Your legs are not sexy, skinnyfat college boys. No vaginas will become moist in your presence.

 

[Elysian]

My dissertation practice module puts all the dissertation skills practice into the context of classical texts and the Greek side was about Menander's Dyskolos was really fun but the Roman side we're doing next semester is learning about secondary literature in the context of Ovid's Heroides and Gender Studies *cringe*.

Literally sitting here while the lecturer is talking about gender as a social construct and I'm highkey cringing. On the plus side, she did say that the fact that gender is "universally accepted" to be a social construct and some herstorical stuff about feminism and the male gaze in this lecture is as deep we have to go since the module is primarily about secondary literature.

Oh god I can literally pick out the problems in every single one of these Gender Studies summary powerpoint slides. Help me. The cringe may actually do me in.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

Now that’s it’s ice cold the desperate junkie homeless are living on the Cta and you have to constantly be on guard for spontaneous acts of insanity.
I literally just shocked a whole train car by saying, as cold bloodedly as possible :”Whatever it is you want, I DO NOT CARE.”
A big shocked gasp ftom these granola crunch city folks.
This one guy uses makeup to make it look like he’s got these sores on his legs. He would’ve been dead by now after all these years or lost hos legs.
Another guy “really needs to get to Rockford”and get away from has abusive Dad. He’s like, 27....it is high time he moved out.
Fuck, I’ll go kill the guy myself if you pay me enough.

I’ve been seeing these fucks for a decade now.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

not sure where else to put this, but just yesterday i bought myself a new car. 2017 civic. i fucking love every inch of it, especially considering the car i had before this was a grand cherokee with about 400k miles and a transmission that's stuck between dimensions. i cannot properly express how happy i am.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

not sure where else to put this, but just yesterday i bought myself a new car. 2017 civic. i fucking love every inch of it, especially considering the car i had before this was a grand cherokee with about 400k miles and a transmission that's stuck between dimensions. i cannot properly express how happy i am.

Sweet. If you’re like me, and I know I am, I’d drive around listening to Sublime albums going around town drinking a Double Gulp.

I decided to treat myself by going to the “good” laundromat that had a 7-11 nearby and take a cab back instead of struggling on the Cta today. Had two bladder busting Double Gulps while I finished my homework.

I didn’t want my clean clothes to absorb cumin sweat vapors today. You think I’m kidding but everyone, kebabs, European people of indeterminate swarthy origin, in this neighborhood etc all eat pounds of cumin of curry and refuse to wear deodorant.

 

[~*dank meme*~]

I've been going to a counselor, and just went a psychiatrist wednesday. She sees possible ADD(i knew that was gonna come up), depression, etc but the most interesting thing was that she thinks I may be bipolar. I'm not completely sure about that assumption, considering my mood swings violently change depending on who i'm around and what they do while i'm around them, but we'll see what taking meds does for me.

on a lighter note, the next self flagellating white person I see on tumblr that shakes in their boots going against their fellow white person and yelling "THAT'S NOT RACISM" because someone complained to them they got called something like a subhuman neanderthal for being white, I will smack my head against a wall. It's so irritating, stop trying to suck the dick of a black person to get brownie points and look like a "good whitey". We're just as capable of being disgusting racists just like others. This doesn't mean we're not prosecuted against heavily, but...your asshole will get sore from all the dick you take up the ass for them.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I got woken up by the Wetback Leafblower Squad® bright and early this morning, I guess Rabbi Schmeckle didn’t give them the day off.
Build that fucking wall, Trump.