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Well, I finished Scary Movie 4. Remember how I said "let's hope they're getting better?" FUCK EVERYTHING. They went back to occasionally funny jokes and decided to put in some more terrible sex jokes. They added in a new character, Tom, who was basically a replacement for George, and he's even less funny than him. I'd talk about the plot, but what's there to say? It's nothing but a bunch of random horror movies thrown into a blender, and sprinkled with shit, like the others. This is so far the worst I've seen, and apparently the fifth one is even worse. And I'm seeing it later with a friend.
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Theres a dead cat on the sidewalk in front of my house, and I have no idea who it belongs to. I may just bury the poor thing.
 
I just watched Scary Movie 5. While it's not the worst in the series (that award goes to Scary Movie 4), it was still really bad. Same old, unfunny shit. I chuckled at a few scenes, but that's about it. The movie is once again centered around the 'bad parents' joke. It's not any funnier than it was in the last two movies. You already know it's gonna suck when Charlie Sheen (who doesn't play Sheen's character from SM3 and 4) and Lindsay Lohan start doing flips and shit to the not Benny Hill theme before having sex. The humor is unacceptable. When you actually have fart jokes in your movie, it's gonna suck (prove me wrong). The plot is a mashup of Mama (a movie that only came out in January), Paranormal Activity (a movie that hasn't been relevant since 2012), and the Evil Dead remake (or at least the trailer, because they clearly haven't seen the movie). They even try to add Planet of the Apes into the plot, and a scene involving Inception. Why couldn't they choose stuff that's more relevant? At least they don't throw in absolutely everything from anything popular in the last few months. Bottom line, this movie sucked, but it's not the absolute worst in the franchise.
Now, if for some reason, you actually want to see a Scary Movie (you crazy fuck), go do yourself a favour and watch the third one. It's not good, but it's bearable.

CompyRex dijo:
Watch a good movie.
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I will. I just bought The Cabin in the Woods, and I'm definitely gonna watch that tomorrow.
Side notes:
- "Mama" is a deadite. No, seriously. She read the words, "*G word I can't remember* Klattu Barata Niktou," from the Necro-*AHEM*"Book of Evil," and became possessed.
- Ted is featured on the poster, although he isn't featured in the movie.
- You know that one part where Charlie Sheen says "I've come back from worse than this?" Not in the movie.
- Mostly everyone in the theater was a teenager. Most of them were wearing snapbacks. I'm not surprised.
- There are no returning characters. Not even Cindy or Brenda.
 
It's Earth Day!

...Well, not quite, but today's the day the college is organizing events for it.
 
That's weird. GMod says I'm not subscribed to any addons. Anyone else having this problem?
EDIT: Never mind. Apparently, the Workshop fucked up. This happened to a lot of people.
 
Not sure how it's going to help, but I pointed at my dogs when they were standing outside of my room, and I said, "keep your gay butts out of here." Like, out loud. I'm really hoping nobody heard me.
 
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