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Just got out from my biology test. I did all that studying for nothing because it had to be the easiest test in the world despite being a class for majors in science. I'm almost certain I got a perfect score. That aside, the teacher's writing really pisses me off. Every sentence is so confusing and there are grammatical errors all over the place like missing commas, unnecessary commas, same case with apostrophes, oh, and half of the questions ended in a period.

Also, to all of you folks posting inferior mammalian species in this thread, save it for when you have another crazy cat lady for a mod. #CANINES4LYF
 
This thread needs some dachshunds.
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Hunger's got the right idea.

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Reptiles, amphibians, avians, etc. will all live freely in this thread. But if you're gonna post mammals, they better be dogs.

Now gaze into my eyes and obey, plebeians.

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Too tired to compose cat spam, so I'll be a good sport. Us cat people are nice like that.

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Here is a puppy dancing out his reaction to licking a lime.
 
Niachu dijo:
Too tired to compose cat spam, so I'll be a good sport. Us cat people are nice like that.

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Here is a puppy dancing out his reaction to licking a lime.
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...crap, now I feel awful for oppressing the cat people like that. You play dirtier than you might think you do.

this is u btw

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The young buck lifted up and strode off, chipper as a member of the GOP during a recession.
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Bad writing red-flag #1: You see them make long, drawn out, nonsensical analogies to one of their own personal interests/hobbies/sperg topics. WELL THAT MAKES AS ANGRY AS THAT ONE TIME GEORGE BUSH BROKE HIS PROMISE AFTER SAYING "NO NEW TAXES" AT THE 1988 REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION!

But it didn't hurt because male raptors sexy bits produce their own lubrication.
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Bad writing red-flag #2: You have to explicitly explain things that happen in the story. If you can't simply allude to the fact that dinosaur penis gets slimy when they're excited, then you suck at writing erotica.

YOU SHOULD ALL BE DESTROOOOYED BECAUSE YOUR ALL DIRTY PERVERTED SODS, THE LOT OF YOU AAAAAAAAH YESSSS BUT I LOVE IT OH GOD YES I'M A TWISTED LITTLE MAN SLUT YES I AM KEEP SHOOTIIIIING SHOOT MEEEEEEEEEEE SHOOOOOOT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Bad writing red-flag #3: I can tell you have StickyKeys disabled simply by the length of your vowels.

Robert Muldoon ponders the meaning of raptor love as he watches the deadly creature's pens one lonely and otherwise uneventful day.
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Bad writing red-flag #4: Your sentences make me wonder if I'm reading an original work of erotic fiction or a Playboy article run through Google Translate.
 
KatsuKitty, are you a voreaphile? Your avatar makes me uncomfortable.
 
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Here's a tortoise attempting to eat a tomato :D
 
The Hunter dijo:
So this is me,

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and this is me after being told my test is going to be super hard and I won't pass if I don't study.

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Yes, that happened in one night.
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Why do you have a game boy advance and a game boy color?
 
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