The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Love Machine]

Nope. Think more on "open-ended."

Dragon's age

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Cruis'n USA

Oof, near.
Tip: It's a 80's game.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Skyrim

Dragon's age

Excellent answers, but no.

Hint: You have to be more "creative" when coming up with your answets for this one.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Excellent answers, but no.

Hint: You have to be more "creative" when coming up with your answets for this one.

Skyrim.

My turn. Come for the naughty nurses, stay for the autistically in-depth management sim.

 

[Love Machine]

Excellent answers, but no.

Hint: You have to be more "creative" when coming up with your answets for this one.

Minecraft

 

[CrippleThreat]

Minecraft

You got it!

 

[Love Machine]

The worst first day out of the hospital.

 

[Vault Boy]

Wake up from your coma and strive to reclaim your throne from three rivals and an overlord.

 

[Cod of War]

Wake up from your coma and strive to reclaim your throne from three rivals and an overlord.

I doubt it but Saints' Row 2?

 

[Get_your_kicks_with_30-06]

Local mercenary group has more power and influence than the top superpowers of the world

 

[Vault Boy]

I doubt it but Saints' Row 2?

Winner winner, chicken dinner.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Local mercenary group has more power and influence than the top superpowers of the world

Either MGS: Peace Walker or MGSV

 

[Get_your_kicks_with_30-06]

Either MGS: Peace Walker or MGSV

Less Kojima more "bumper cars!"

 

[Cod of War]

Local mercenary group has more power and influence than the top superpowers of the world

Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Turn into a roach and wander around your landlord's disgusting building.

 

[Cod of War]

Ok, let me think another one: traveling across USA in a sports-racing car.

OutRun, I'm mad it took me this long since your last question was technically a hint

 

[CrippleThreat]

Child develops selenophobia within three quick days.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Child develops selenophobia within three quick days.

Kiwi Farms Plays: Elect Joe Biden

Grumpy fat man chases after a woman to get his money back.

Wario Land 2

 

[CrippleThreat]

Kiwi Farms Plays: Elect Joe Biden

I want to give you a winner so badly, but nope.

 

[SavorySheikah]

The worst first day out of the hospital.

MGSV?

Child develops selenophobia within three quick days.

The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

1. A sun dog goes on a journey to paint over mythical creatures.
2. Accompany a godly femboy on a quest to stop a dragon in the midst of its emo phase.
3. It's literally the exact same as last year's installment except we've removed that one game mode that everyone liked so now it's worth even less of your time.