The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

A young boy goes on an adventure after some pirates arrive at his island.

The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.

 

[Overcast]

Chibi-Robo

Yup.

 

[Vault Boy]

The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.

That's the one.

 

[FeverGlitch]

Your character's heart stolen by a dragon and challenges you to kill him and reclaim it back.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Your character's heart stolen by a dragon and challenges you to kill him and reclaim it back.

Dragon's Dogma

 

[FeverGlitch]

Dragon's Dogma

Yep, that's it.

 

[Nobunaga]

You and a weirdo team up to kill a nerd that became a demon lord featuring devilman from the devilman series

 

[Nobunaga]

your space rocket crashes on some planet so you build a new one

Pikmin

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Billionaire is trapped in the slums of the city that's full of people he actively oppresses. He proceeds to beat these people up.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Here's one.

Tormenting a family just to suck their blood at unexpected body spots and survive winter.

Billionaire is trapped in the slums of the city that's full of people he actively oppresses. He proceeds to beat these people up.

Batman: Arkham Knight?

 

[ZehnBoat]

(not a video game) you put numbers in boxes, and put the boxes in boxes

(is a video game) local scarf wearing man collects gold to live

 

[Vault Boy]

your space rocket crashes on some planet so you build a new one

Bubsy 3D?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Batman: Arkham Knight?

I was thinking more Arkham City.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Man in super suit named after Italian restaurant demolishes army of robots for no adequately explained reason while listening to awesome music.

 

[c-no]

A private detective looks into a case regarding a grocery store but it all ends up being much deeper and much more dangerous than he anticipated.

You beat the shit out of thugs and gangsters while wearing a suit.

Two adults and a kid fight crime on the streets.

The brother of a man known for fighting a mob boss with his fist has his own game where it involves drugs that turns people into zombies.

 

[Burned Man]

A private detective looks into a case regarding a grocery store but it all ends up being much deeper and much more dangerous than he anticipated.

You beat the shit out of thugs and gangsters while wearing a suit.

Two adults and a kid fight crime on the streets.

The brother of a man known for fighting a mob boss with his fist has his own game where it involves drugs that turns people into zombies.

Call of Cthulhu

Yakuza

Streets of Rage 2

Final Fight Streetwise

 

[Vault Boy]

An annoying old hag bitches at you about the evils of magic and the practitioners of it.

 

[Overcast]

Two clans are fighting over a small mostly deserted village, and you need to choose a side.

... Or you can just leave. That’s an option as well.

 

[c-no]

Two clans are fighting over a small mostly deserted village, and you need to choose a side.

... Or you can just leave. That’s an option as well.

Way of the Samurai

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Police officer has the worst first day ever.