The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Meaty Spaghetti]

3- Way of the Warrior
5 - Cho Aniki on the PSX
9- Fugitive Hunter: War on Terror

3- yeah i'll accept it, but i was really looking for the Outfoxies for Arcade
5- yes
9- and yes

7 Chulip?

yes

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

3- yeah i'll accept it, but i was really looking for the Outfoxies for Arcade
5- yes
9- and yes


yes

OOOOH Outfoxies was good too.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

A lady travels to Europe to complete a sale to purchase a toy company.

Syberia, of course.

Invade some guy's home and murder all his pets and servants because some high mucky-muck told you he was evil.

 

[Overcast]

A date at the opera gets real heated.

 

[American Lollinator Mace]

A date at the opera gets real heated.

Parasite Eve.

 

[Overcast]

Parasite Eve.

Yup.

 

[Vault Boy]

A boy ends up in a rather odd place after his horse gets stolen.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

A boy ends up in a rather odd place after his horse gets stolen.

The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.

 

[Boss HM-2]

2 karnov is a common enemy
4 a boxer punches a basketball player in the face in the intro
6 the final boss is pallete swap old lady

2: Fighter's History Dynamite
4: Street Fighter II (the first one)
6: Samurai Shodown 4

1. You're the worlds biggest Power Rangers fanboy

Chroma Squad

I got a couple:
-You rescue people from underground slavery and consider killing yourself in the process
-The Hunt for Red October but good
-Circumstances involving a dead rabbit eventually leads to you being considered a demigod

 

[Ginger Piglet]

The Hunt for Red October but good

Codename: Iceman?

 

[Vault Boy]

The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.

You got it.

An engineer with a tenuous grip on reality has a very different work day than usual.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Chroma Squad

Nope

 

[ES 148]

Man upset with corporate spending destroys power stations.

 

[John Titor]

Shadow Hearts

Here's one: "I got into one little fight and then I got sued and said you're moving with your uncle"

Nobody got mine so I'll answer it. It was Persona 5.

Next round: A non-political game that perfectly describes Communism in a nutshell.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

An engineer with a tenuous grip on reality has a very different work day than usual.

Half Life?

Woman's gap year trip goes all a bit wrong.

 

[Boss HM-2]

Codename: Iceman?

Nope.

 

[Zaryiu]

A boy must find his runaway frog

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Nobody got mine so I'll answer it. It was Persona 5.

Next round: A non-political game that perfectly describes Communism in a nutshell.

Monopoly?

Sysadmin Simulator.

 

[Bob Page]

Circumstances involving a dead rabbit eventually leads to you being considered a demigod

DOOM.

Attack of the butthurt, balding, stormtroopers, led by Fuhrer 2.0

 

[Ginger Piglet]

DOOM.

Attack of the butthurt, balding, stormtroopers, led by Fuhrer 2.0

Wolfenstein 3D?