The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[c-no]

You're in a city full of zombies but you can use parkay to get around.

 

[Bob Page]

You're in a city full of zombies but you can use parkay to get around.

Dying Light.

Tribals vs. Robots

 

[c-no]

Dying Light.

Yep.

You play with stealth using the shadows but you are also a professional, not some maniac that wants to kill.

 

[Vault Boy]

You play with stealth using the shadows but you are also a professional, not some maniac that wants to kill.

The Thief series?

 

[Zaryiu]

Yep.

You play with stealth using the shadows but you are also a professional, not some maniac that wants to kill.

Thief

Dying Light.

Tribals vs. Robots

Horizon Zero Dawn?

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

Dark souls

You watch a red and a green gauge and make sure neither of them get too low

 

[c-no]

The Thief series?

Dark souls

Yep, both of you got it.

You play as a guy in the future, everyone speaks some weird ass language, and you're shooting people.

 

[Diabeetus]

A guy falls down. It is also the early 2010's.

 

[Bob Page]

Horizon Zero Dawn?

Yep.

A HAZMAT trooper watches his buds die one by one as a conspiracy unfolds around him.

 

[Vault Boy]

A HAZMAT trooper watches his buds die one by one as a conspiracy unfolds around him.

Area 51?

 

[Bob Page]

Area 51?

Yep, the one with Marilynn Manson and Fox Mulder

War wakes up early and humanity pays the price.

 

[American Lollinator Mace]

War wakes up early and humanity pays the price.

Darksiders 2?

 

[Vault Boy]

A security guard gets something he never asked for, and later goes on a globe trotting adventure.

 

[Bob Page]

Darksiders 2?

Yes, the first one works as well.

A security guard gets something he never asked for, and later goes on a globe trotting adventure.

Deus Ex: Human Revolution. Where I Cameo.

 

[Vault Boy]

Deus Ex: Human Revolution. Where I Cameo.

You also cameoed in the sequel, although you looked a little different in that one.

 

[American Lollinator Mace]

The sequel that never should have happened. Thanks loads, Enix.

 

[Tron: Deadly Dicks]

P.T for 1
Darksiders 1 for 3
4 is Scarface

You're a criminal that goes civilian AND a civilian that wants to become a criminal again

aaaaa you were so close! it was Silent Hill 4.

3 was Messiah.

4 was Scarface The World Is Yours, indeed!

 

[Bob Page]

You also cameoed in the sequel, although you looked a little different in that one.

And Lucius DeBeers sounds like a britfag in that one as well. If there was one thing I'm glad that J.C. Denton did, it was ending that prick.

Your planet gets glassed by an empire and you're forced to journey to your real one.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

An angry psycho gets punished by his dad. He then goes to an island to figure out how to get back at him.

 

[Bob Page]

An angry psycho gets punished by his dad. He then goes to an island to figure out how to get back at him.

God of War 2