The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

You're a retired special forces pulled out of retirement for a mission on an island.

Metal Gear Solid

You collect eggs to help them hatch.

 

[Tron: Deadly Dicks]

Metal Gear Solid

You collect eggs to help them hatch.

Bingo!

Here's a more vague one: You're a band of babysitters.

 

[Nobunaga]

Metal Gear Solid

You collect eggs to help them hatch.

Billy hatcher?

An autistic japanese teen solves crimes with the help of demons

 

[Tron: Deadly Dicks]

Billy hatcher?

An autistic japanese teen solves crimes with the help of demons

Persona 4?

 

[Nobunaga]

Persona 4?

Wrong
Heres another tip: you fight your future self that is possesing a tomboy before he turns into a gundam

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Billy hatcher?

Nope. I should specify these are dragon eggs.

 

[Meaty Spaghetti]

This will Explain Everything *Head Explodes*

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Pirates vs. God.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Pirates vs. God.

Risen 3?

 

[Zaryiu]

This will Explain Everything *Head Explodes*

Dark Seed II

1) Young boy must face man who talks about wind
2) Man wakes with amnesia and search house
3) A man fights another man and nanomachines are involved

 

[Red Hood]

You go somewhere you haven't been in a while and your friend drags you into a murder investigation

 

[ZehnBoat]

2) Man wakes with amnesia and search house

that can both be amnesia: a machine for pigs and layers of fear

 

[Zaryiu]

that can both be amnesia: a machine for pigs and layers of fear

Yeah it was A Machine For Pigs (which i find more disturbing in what the Dad did than Daniel did in Dark Descent )

 

[Tron: Deadly Dicks]

2) Man wakes with amnesia and search house

Is that a trick question?

Amnesia: The Dark Descent.

EDIT: derp.

 

[Tron: Deadly Dicks]

1) You're stuck in an appartment.
2) You drive for other people but they don't know you're working against them.
3) The worst angel ever.
4) Your mansion got wrecked and you have to rise back from the bottom.

 

[Zaryiu]

1) You're stuck in an appartment.
2) You drive for other people but they don't know you're working against them.
3) The worst angel ever.
4) Your mansion got wrecked and you have to rise back from the bottom.

P.T for 1
Darksiders 1 for 3
4 is Scarface

You're a criminal that goes civilian AND a civilian that wants to become a criminal again

 

[Nobunaga]

P.T for 1
Darksiders 1 for 3
4 is Scarface

You're a criminal that goes civilian AND a civilian that wants to become a criminal again

Yakuza 0

Everyone fights for their YUME

 

[Zaryiu]

Yakuza 0

Everyone fights for their YUME

Only games I know that have that have that word are Yume Nikki and Yume 100

 

[Bob Page]

3) A man fights another man and nanomachines are involved

Either Deus Ex or Metal Gear Rising

A HAZMAT SpecOps soldier uncovers many secrets while fighting a conspiracy.

 

[Zaryiu]

Either Deus Ex or Metal Gear Rising

A HAZMAT SpecOps soldier uncovers many secrets while fighting a conspiracy.

I'll accept Metal Gear Rising even if I was thinking of Solid Snake and Ocelot last fight in Metal Gear Solid 4 (the nanomachines were mentioned to point at Metal Gear series)