The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[AA 102]

Here's one: A computer that really, really hates people.

 

[Overcast]

Here's one: A computer that really, really hates people.

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream?

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

A man takes a detour on the way to dinner with his wife.

 

[Diabeetus]

Here's one:

Pretentious indie crap created by a really big douche.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Here's one:

Pretentious indie crap created by a really big douche.

Any clues for narrowing it down?

 

[Zack the ripper]

Here's one:

Pretentious indie crap created by a really big douche.

FEZ

 

[Frogasm]

You spend the whole game waiting for a long thing that never shows up when you need it

 

[Diabeetus]

FEZ

RIGHT ON THE NOSE!

 

[skiddlez]

Boy becomes intimate with bacon.

Katawa Shoujo lmfao

 

[AA 102]

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream?

Yeah

 

[Tron: Deadly Dicks]

Dead Space 2?

MGS 3

Nope! In Dead Space 2 you needed to insert a needle thingy into your eye, not remove it. Also the eye gore in MGS3 happens at roughly the middle of the game.

The correct answer is Thief: The Dark Project!

 

[A Witty Name]

1. Japanese D&D session goes on for way too long.

2. People and creatures known only by their edgy nicknames fight across a river.

3. It's too dark, who turned off the sun?

 

[Vault Boy]

A young adult ventures out in the world to find a way to save their village from famine and starvation.

 

[aFairlyOddFaggot]

you fall into a cave, and then there's a story.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

A young adult ventures out in the world to find a way to save their village from famine and starvation.

Fallout 2?

you fall into a cave, and then there's a story.

Undertale?

Nah, I'm kidding, it's Cave Story, isn't it?

 

[aFairlyOddFaggot]

Fallout 2?


Undertale?

Nah, I'm kidding, it's Cave Story, isn't it?

yes

 

[Vault Boy]

Fallout 2?

Yep.

A young person goes on an adventure across many locations, and learns a lot more about themselves near the end.

 

[American Lollinator Mace]

A young person goes on an adventure across many locations, and learns a lot more about themselves near the end.

Final Fantasy X?

 

[Vault Boy]

Final Fantasy X?

No, but it is within the RPG genre.

 

[Tron: Deadly Dicks]

You're a retired special forces pulled out of retirement for a mission on an island.