The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Tron: Deadly Dicks]

Shadow Hearts

Here's one: "I got into one little fight and then I got sued and said you're moving with your uncle"

There was a fresh prince game?

 

[c-no]

You're an amnesiac who can never die save for two unconventional ways.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

You're an amnesiac who can never die save for two unconventional ways.

Planescape: Torment?

 

[American Lollinator Mace]

Shadow Hearts"

Yep!

You make many, many items, but only a few are worth anything; said items are only useable by one person.

 

[c-no]

Planescape: Torment?

Yeh

Two brothers go on an adventure that involves their origins while also going through what may as well be hell on Earth.



Some assholes from another place killed your pet rabbit. Now you want revenge for said rabbit.

 

[Bob Page]

Some assholes from another place killed your pet rabbit. Now you want revenge for said rabbit.

Doom 2

A normal day at work turns to shit when you unknowingly fuck things up.

 

[John Titor]

There was a fresh prince game?

I wish but no.

 

[c-no]

Two animals escape from the lab of some big corporation and now must lead it to bankruptcy by breaking shit.

 

[ZehnBoat]

A normal day at work turns to shit when you unknowingly fuck things up.

half life

Two animals escape from the lab of some big corporation and now must lead it to bankruptcy by breaking shit.

whiplash

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Policemen get lost in a large house.

 

[Tron: Deadly Dicks]

Policemen get lost in a large house.

Resident Evil?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Resident Evil?

You got it.

 

[Bob Page]

A former spy goes searching for his daughter after learning that she still lives.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

A former spy goes searching for his daughter after learning that she still lives.

Splinter Cell: Conviction?

 

[Bob Page]

Splinter Cell: Conviction?

Yep.

A bunch of butthurt bald britfags go to reclaim a planet they believed was taken from them.

 

[Zaryiu]

Here's a hint for the one i posted: it's a game in a popular franchise

 

[VoreDoggy]

Physics setpieces ruin the pacing of a game about a physicist.

 

[Sundae]

-Extinct marsupial collects mystic doodads.
-LSD Simulator 2: Electric Boogaloo.
-Strange-looking animals fighting for survival in an odd, savage world.
-Alien bounty hunter with a medical condition needs money, hunts down crooks.
-Your latest invention didn't work, now the world is destroyed, and you have to fix it.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Bob Ross simulator, if Bob Ross was Russian.

 

[Vault Boy]

Physics setpieces ruin the pacing of a game about a physicist.

Half Life 2?