The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[ANF]

A red bat kidnaps a woman during a late night picnic, the boyfriend puts his clothes on and then throws random shit.

Ghosts and Goblins

1. Teens with daddy issues fight Hitler.
2. You go take amulet from the wizard and give it to your god.
3. Slave from a banana plantation goes to kill a big frog but probably dies instead.

 

[Overcast]

Ghosts and Goblins

1. Teens with daddy issues fight Hitler.

I want to say Persona 2. Although from what I've heard some of the cast are actually adults.

Robots make other robots that turn against them and now you have to fight them too.

 

[Caesare]

A solider eats animals and fights freaks in Russia.

 

[Red Hood]

Ghosts and Goblins

1. Teens with daddy issues fight Hitler.
2. You go take amulet from the wizard and give it to your god.
3. Slave from a banana plantation goes to kill a big frog but probably dies instead.

3. is Donkey Kong Country, right?

 

[Toolchain]

Fox throws tiny bird at stuff.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

2. You go take amulet from the wizard and give it to your god

Probably wrong here, but Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero?

 

[broilerrx]

Asylum escapee goes on a rampage.

 

[ANF]

I want to say Persona 2. Although from what I've heard some of the cast are actually adults

Yes, it's Persona 2: Innocent Sin. There are indeed some adults in the main cast, I just wanted to make this sentence more laconic.

3. is Donkey Kong Country, right?

Nope. This description is actually very literal.

Probably wrong here, but Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero?

Nope.

 

[The Last Stand]

Asylum escapee goes on a rampage.

Manhunt?

 

[Nobunaga]

God gives waifus to all of humanity and dies thanks to the protagonist of the past game killing his other half

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

Asura's Wrath?

BINGO!

 

[Vault Boy]

A solider eats animals and fights freaks in Russia.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater?

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Man beats up crocodiles and sharks with his bare hands

 

[UE 558]

Robots make other robots that turn against them and now you have to fight them too.

Megaman X?

You and your thot have to save your uncle from a shitty neighborhood run by a fat gun toting fuck in a shitty outfit

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Computer really fucking hates five specific people.

 

[Overcast]

Megaman X?

Nope.

Computer really fucking hates five specific people.

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream.

 

[UE 558]

Nope.

Nier Automata?

 

[Overcast]

Nier Automata?

Nope.

Hint #2: You're a miner aided by a dog and a grumpy mechanic voiced by the dude who plays Homer Simpson.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream.

You got it.

 

[UE 558]

Nope.

Hint #2: You're a miner aided by a dog and a grumpy mechanic voiced by the dude who plays Homer Simpson.

Metal Arms?