The Game Awards 2023 (December 7) - watch Spider man 2 win everything.

[ShitLurker]

This award show will bomb just as hard as Pearl Harbor though, amirite?

Best thing dorito pope ever did was making his award show double down as a games conference. People don't watch it because they care about best fucking esport player, they watch to see the trailers, reveals and exclusives live.

Hopes for the night? Anything FromSoft related. Aside from that I want on update on Death Stranding 2 purely due to morbid curiosity. Finally, some nutcase screaming Alloha Snackbar while Bill Clinton kids challenges him to a dancing jewoff.

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

I can't even say I'm excited to see what's coming up next year. I remember the running commentary here as it went on last year was more interesting than any of the trailers. Maybe we'll get lucky with one or two good titles, but it'll be interspersed with a bunch of trash like that game Levine's working on (remember that game's title? Yeah, me neither.)

 

[SIMIΔN]

Genshit won't be the only chinkshit shilled game, I have a hunch Shit Rail and ZZZ will start having their share of cult-like fandoms in mere months. If its not Hoyoverse, there is Arknights but that is furryshit.

There is actually quite a lot of BG3 content on Bilibili despite it only having English audio. Maybe not everyone will pick the them.

 

[Tims]

I said earlier in the thread but since Elden Ring and AC6 have had trailers in the previous two game awards I think Shadow of the Erdtree is getting a trailer tonight as we haven't heard anything about it since early this year.

 

[Miller]

Best thing dorito pope ever did was making his award show double down as a games conference. People don't watch it because they care about best fucking esport player, they watch to see the trailers, reveals and exclusives live.

I can't stand Geoff Keighley. I hate how he has turned the Game Awards into the Oscars of cinematic experiences, with Hollywood people as guest stars.

 

[ShitLurker]

I can't stand Geoff Keighley. I hate how he has turned the Game Awards into the Oscars of cinematic experiences, with Hollywood people as guest stars.

To be fair, the mere concept of "game awards" was destined to be gay at infinitum. But yes, I also despise how he's so desperate to copy the Pedowood format like if that "elevated" anything.

 

[LightDragonman1]

What is the big deal with Geoff anyways? I know he’s gotten a lot of deserved mockery for that cringe-inducing Halo interview that was more focused on Dorito and Mountain Dew shilling, but what else makes him so infamous?

 

[Tims]

What is the big deal with Geoff anyways? I know he’s gotten a lot of deserved mockery for that cringe-inducing Halo interview that was more focused on Dorito and Mountain Dew shilling, but what else makes him so infamous?

 

[X Prime]

I miss vidya games when characters were unlocked through gameplay and had varied personalities rather than having them won through a gambling mechanic and having anime archetypes #69 be used as a characterization clutch.

You can blame this on autistic, degenerate coomers.

No wait, I am not copying one of my previous posts, hold on!

Your mistake here is the assumption that anime trope #69 is a characterization clutch.

The truth is actually more horrifying: this is what consoomers want.

Why are there a bunch of -dere tropes? Because that is what various individuals coom to. None of these flesh automatons are turned on by well-written character arcs or interesting history.

And the great part is, it's only going to get worse as these autistics with one hand constantly on their crotch when they draw are going to be the next industry character artists and writers.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

wont watch it live since it starts late here. have to catch the vod later.

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

I'll be shocked if anything but Baldur's Gate 3 wins GOTY, made a massive splash so everyone knows about it, is actually good, and most importantly everyone will fuck you no matter your sex so ticks the diversity box.

Meanwhile I'm blindly hoping we get something concrete with Hollow Knight Silksong.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I'll be shocked if anything but Baldur's Gate 3 wins GOTY, made a massive splash so everyone knows about it, is actually good, and most importantly everyone will fuck you no matter your sex so ticks the diversity box.

Meanwhile I'm blindly hoping we get something concrete with Hollow Knight Silksong.

You have to keep in mind that Soyny probably has a knife to a couple of peoples’ throats after Elden Ring made GoW look like a joke last year; never mind that Spider Man 2 is a far worse game than Ragnarok, which is honestly kind of impressive itself.

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

You have to keep in mind that Soyny probably has a knife to a couple of peoples’ throats after Elden Ring made GoW look like a joke last year; never mind that Spider Man 2 is a far worse game than Ragnarok, which is honestly kind of impressive itself.

You just know something's fucky going on if SM2 wins, I haven't seen a single non-Playstation publication that has claimed it's GOTY. It's either BG3, Zelda TOTK, or Alan Wake 2 being the unexpected #1.

 

[Miller]

wont watch it live since it starts late here. have to catch the vod later.

Same.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

This year you needed to enter the raffle to win a steam deck and the site 500'd lmao

 

[Back me up!]

I want a drunk Gabel Newell to start a PC Games Award show just to have Tim Sweeney try to make his own in a much worse fashion.

Bonus points for Gabe's son to show up and calls us all fags for liking video games.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

i bet my left nut someone pranks this show like the bill clinton kid again

 

[Chris Redfield]

Switched on the ign stream and immediately see a panel with two men and two trannies.
I know that the running joke is that women don't play games but seeing the 'female representation' just straight up be men in dresses is so fucking tiresome.

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

Was that a kind of self-aware joke by Doug Bowser?

 

[WULULULULU]

2 announcements and they're both psuedo-indies. What a boring start.