The first Official Jesus Happiness thread - Good thoughts only

[BF 388]

Jesus is currently drunk, bored, lonely, old, friendless and in need of human company.

Post anything happy, encouraging and of good nature to your fellow man/woman here.

 

[Jimmy Durante's Ballsack]

Nice charlies!

 

[Black Waltz]

 

[BF 388]

This is good friends, peace be upon you

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

if you're ever feeling sad, just remember: at least you're not Anthony Burch one of the cows featured on this site

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I'd probably just rope myself, tbh.

 

[IV 445]

I bet he’s passed out now

for three days

 

[BF 388]

I bet he’s passed out now

for three days

You underestimate my power. Why do you have one of those avatars when I was promised one several hours ago, frog man?

 

[IV 445]

You underestimate my power. Why do you have one of those avatars when I was promised one several hours ago, frog man?

HE’S WORKIN’ ON IT!

 

[Coldgrip]

Eh, I think Satan is cooler. He's got a better car and he always makes people laugh. Can't forget that he's also willing to be your wingman anytime. He's a good guy.

 

[BF 388]

Eh, I think Satan is cooler. He's got a better car and he always makes people laugh. Can't forget that he's also willing to be your wingman anytime. He's a good guy.

Good thoughts only pls. Don't make me ban you.

 

[Coldgrip]

Good thoughts only pls. Don't make me ban you.

These are good thoughts. Man, like that time me and some buddies went down to Cancun and there was this bitchin' party going on at this really swanky hotel a few blocks away. We went to go check it out and it turned out the Devil was throwing it. He saw us and waved us in. Cool guy.

You were invited, you know that? He was kinda bummed you didn't show.

 

[Damn Near]

eh, I don't like jews. Sorry, J

 

[La Luz Extinguido]

 

[JM 590]

So do you pronounce your name Gee-zus or Hey-zeus or something else

 

[Foxxo]

Spoiler: BUNNY STASH

Spoiler: FOX STASH

 

[PL 001]

Jesus, you did a hell of a job mowing my lawn last week. Couldn't ask for a better day laborer.

 

[Teri-Teri]

Thou shall all call me: "The World's Cutest!"