The First Annual Bufords Kiwi Awards - Let's celebrate our fellow Farmers.

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Welcome to the first annual Buford awards, where the Kiwi Farmers who contributed the most over the past year can be recognized for their contributions! These nominees were determined by contributions to the site and being put up for an award by their fellow Farmers. Without further ado, let's get into the awards!



Best Overall Contributor

@Osama Bin Laden
@GenociderSyo
@Admiral Throbnelius
@Cats
@lol cow supreme
@Relinquish
@Useful_Mistake
@Sprate Header
@AltisticRight
@Positron
@0 0
@AGPinochet
@Diana Moon Glampers
@Blackstar
@geckogoy
@Trombonista
@Pepper Jack
@LolcowsES
@easy

Best New OP

• Alyssa Mercante by @Frosted Snowflakes 6
• AI Derangement Syndrome by @gagabobo1997 2
• Esther Evelyn Noor by @GenociderSyo 1
• Ruben Sim Derangement Syndrome, by @Markass the Worst 8 WINNER
• Jim Stewartson by @Ralph Barnhardt 1
• 764 / "com" by @Relinquish 5
• Gordon David Paille by @Admiral Throbnelius 4
• The Square Hut by @Absolutely Retarded 6
• Lolicon/Shotacon Defenders by @LavenderMenace 4
• Jimmy Donaldson by @Nicholas II of Russia
• Johnathan Bruce Tibbetts by @Bionicle Enthusiast
• Joshua "Jessica" Routhier by @Karellen
• Jessica Anne Boyle by @Crab Latte 4
• Matthew Craig Judge by @Musashi's Son

Best Rewritten OP

• Shaddai Prejean by @Admiral Throbnelius 3
• Anisa Jomha (feat. Idubbbz) by @Osama Bin Laden 3
• Ethan Gluis by @Relinquish
• Michael Vincent Gifford by @Pinball 2000 1
• Chris Tyson by @TheThreadIsDead578 3
• Elaine Miller by @Axiom the Fucker 2
• Dax Herrera by @AltisticRight 6
• Lewis Lovhaug by @Admiral Throbnelius
• David W. Stansfield by @WhatZitTooya
• Nick Rekieta by @Himedall All-seeing Waifu 23 WINNER

Best Researcher

@Kees H 5
@notorietus 9
@DrNow 3
@MNPublicRecords 11
@Azdy 2
@Romeo 2
@Larry David's Opera Cape 6
@Temperance
@Flaming Dumpster 1
@Kate Farms Shill 12 WINNER
@TheThreadIsDead578

Best Lolcow Fanwork

@All becomes gunt, "Tribute to the Kasino" 6

@NaggotFigger, "SchalaZeal" 6


@Bruno Powroznik, "The Nullie Incident" 9

3:40

@Sharpeteer, "Rackets vs Raccoons" 1

0:59

@Avenue, The Keno Kasino Gamba Bot 4

@Chromeo, "The Misadventures of Spudlet" 4


@Cedric_Eff, "Thank You Patti" 1


@IamnottheNSA, "Dr. Matthew C. Harris Audiobook" 3

@grand larsony, "Boglimpedia" 2

@Shush, "A Future Rekieta Stream" 13 WINNER

1:08

Honorary Mentions

@Mutley, @UncleTusky, @The oxymoronic European for helping count the Julays votes!

H O W T O V O T E

Vote for Best Overall Contributor in the poll above, then post your other votes below.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

feels good to be number 1

Overall Contributator: @Relinquish
Best New OP: The Square Hut
Best Researcher: my nigga @notorietus
Best Artwork: Schala Zeal

 

[Axiom.]

Overall Contributions: @easy
Best New OP: Gordon Paille by @Admiral Throbnelius
Best Rewritten OP: Shadman by @Admiral Throbnelius
Best Artwork: SchalaZeal by @NaggotFigger
Best Researcher: @notorietus

That was easy, lol.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Best Overall Contributor
@Relinquish
Best Rewritten OP
Nick Rekieta by @Himedall All-seeing Waifu
Best Researcher
@Romeo
Best New OP
Lolicon / Shotacon Defenders by @LavenderMenace
Best Lolcow Fanwork
The Nullie Incident by @Bruno Powroznik

 

[Jobama]

Not voting out of protest because I wasn’t nominated. I encourage my fellow kiwis to do the same.

 

[Avenue]

@Avenue, The Keno Kasino Gamba Bot

If you want you can add one of these images

 

[TV's Adam West]

I should be on this list! I'm Adam West!

 

[HarveyMCR]

Please include the guy who got V&

 

[Sugriva]

@gaynigger69 for farmer of the year

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Best New OP
764 / "com" by @Relinquish

Best Rewritten OP
Shaddai Prejean by @Admiral Throbnelius

Best Researcher
@Kees H for his work on dawksing multiple BMJ rats. Jism BTFO

Best Lolcow Fanwork
@Avenue 's gambabot

 

[No thanks I’m good]

Best researcher:
@Kate Farms Shill

She’s a real one

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Best New OP: Alyssa Mercante, by @Frosted Snowflakes

Best Rewritten OP: Dax Herrera, by @AltisticRight

Best Researcher: @Kees H

Best Lolcow Fanwork: A Future Rekieta Stream, by @Shush

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

STOP THE COUNT

 

[Total Annihilation]

I vote for Anime Sucks Cope and Sneed.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

Voted for the real homie, @Osama Bin Laden.

also, can my Cyraxx meme which was uploaded March 2nd/3rd 2024 be nominated for content creation?

Also, proper voting tomorrow when it's not 12:38am on a workday.

 

['Ole Dente]

I mean look man, Sprate is just the man.

But also AltisticRight is crazy and I love him.

 

[Pitckus]

I don’t really care who wins but I voted for @easy because he’s a good guy that deserves recognition for his efforts against the monkey fucker menace.

 

[Flea Man Marbles]

No Otterly? No KateFarmsShill? I ain't votin'
edit: Vooted for Trombonista

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

How am I not in the list, man?

I vote for my homie @Admiral Throbnelius.

 

[Chromeo]

I'm probably not the best work, but I'm so incredibly touched I was nominated! More reason to keep posting fun little drawings for my kiwi frens <3