CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION The Final Showdown: Jace + Eli vs. Tyce

[Protoman]

Tyce was bleeding from the head by the end of that video. Any one of them could have been seriously injured with nunchucks and skateboards involved, especially since none of them knew what the hell they were doing. This isn't really funny anymore, in my opinion - it's cause for serious concern.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Oy vey. Eli better summon his inner Jew to get de shekels from de goyim.

From the Day 116 phone call, wasn't the rent about 1000 Islams a month or something? Eli might need to turn his cottage into a weed farm again.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Based on the recent stream, a caller pointed out that that Gail isn't allowed to hoard his welfare checks so hopefully he can finally move in with Eli and help pay rent. Colby couldn't handle his crazy, but Eli is Ricky from Trailer Park Boys level of stupid.

 

[wristwatchswisswatch]

If I was Tyler, I wouldn't be showing my face online until my hair grew out. His online rep was bad enough with his neo-Nazi matchbox car battle techniques, but to lose to Jace and Eli despite bringing an arsenal to the fight?

I'm surprised he hasn't challenged them to a rematch to regain his warrior's honor,

Skeleton honor.

Tyce was bleeding from the head by the end of that video. Any one of them could have been seriously injured with nunchucks and skateboards involved, especially since none of them knew what the hell they were doing. This isn't really funny anymore, in my opinion - it's cause for serious concern.

Foam nunchaks while being swung around by anyone would kind of fail to even leave a bruse. And did you even see how gentle Eli was? The only thing that really made him bleed was the BB pellets. And even then, Tyce had a fucking sword.

 

[DeagleDad420]

Crossposting this from the White Revolution thread because I think it's relevant here as well. Regarding the sword Tyce had on his back:

I think Tyce was trying to intimidate Eli and Jace rather than actually fight them.

I think if he actually meant to kill Jace or Eli, he would have been holding it right at the start; you can see in the video he made no attempt to draw it. Instead he wore it on his back, and it's basically impossible to draw a sword from the back, especially in the heat of combat. I think he never even intended on drawing it. With all the weapons he was packing, including his comically absurd halloween costume involving a black trenchcoat and a skeleton mask, I think he was trying to intimidate Jace and Eli and scare them off rather than actually having to fight them. Unfortunately for him, it didn't work.

The fact that he had it on his back instead of his hand can definitely interpreted either way, but I think he never actually intended to fight them, and furthermore I think if he wanted to be really spooky he could have just drawn the sword immediately, but he chose not to for whatever reason - likely because he was afraid to, which only underscores the fact that for all his talk, he's a total fucking coward who literally cannot function day-to-day without his dad constantly bailing him out.

One more thing to consider is that he willingly agreed to a 2v1. This could be just Tyce feeling invincible, but I think after his last loss to Commander Lazy Eye during the trial stream, I think he would recognize that he couldn't even beat Jace 1v1. I think the only reason he agreed to a 2v1 is because he never actually intended on fighting in the first place, I think he was literally just expecting Jace and Eli to drive up, see him in his super-spooky halloween costume with all his deadly ninjutsu weapons, and just drive away in fear. It certainly fits with his personality and how much of a blatant edgelord poser he is, as well as how much of a coward he is - no a-logging here, just an observation based on the fact that every time Jace tries to confront him, he literally flees the state.

 

[BillRiley]

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Crossposting this from the White Revolution thread because I think it's relevant here as well. Regarding the sword Tyce had on his back:

I think Tyce was trying to intimidate Eli and Jace rather than actually fight them.

I think if he actually meant to kill Jace or Eli, he would have been holding it right at the start; you can see in the video he made no attempt to draw it. Instead he wore it on his back, and it's basically impossible to draw a sword from the back, especially in the heat of combat. I think he never even intended on drawing it. With all the weapons he was packing, including his comically absurd halloween costume involving a black trenchcoat and a skeleton mask, I think he was trying to intimidate Jace and Eli and scare them off rather than actually having to fight them. Unfortunately for him, it didn't work.

The fact that he had it on his back instead of his hand can definitely interpreted either way, but I think he never actually intended to fight them, and furthermore I think if he wanted to be really spooky he could have just drawn the sword immediately, but he chose not to for whatever reason - likely because he was afraid to, which only underscores the fact that for all his talk, he's a total fucking coward who literally cannot function day-to-day without his dad constantly bailing him out.

One more thing to consider is that he willingly agreed to a 2v1. This could be just Tyce feeling invincible, but I think after his last loss to Commander Lazy Eye during the trial stream, I think he would recognize that he couldn't even beat Jace 1v1. I think the only reason he agreed to a 2v1 is because he never actually intended on fighting in the first place, I think he was literally just expecting Jace and Eli to drive up, see him in his super-spooky halloween costume with all his deadly ninjutsu weapons, and just drive away in fear. It certainly fits with his personality and how much of a blatant edgelord poser he is, as well as how much of a coward he is - no a-logging here, just an observation based on the fact that every time Jace tries to confront him, he literally flees the state.

Well, I dunno. Tyler doesn't strike me as a Chris-Tran kind of coward. Chris has a nearly unbroken string of chickening out - that is, his first reaction to confrontation of any kind is to flee. Tyler, otoh, seems more predatory than Fat Dummy. I think if Tyler senses (however dimly) that you're weaker than him, he'll figure you're a target. If he thinks you're stronger (and he can't out run you), he'll back off.

Concerning the Great Sped Fight of 2014, I'm sure Tyler had all kinds of triumphant scenarios dreamed up for the occasion. No doubt he planned to use his cheapass catanna at some point, probably (as you mentioned) envisioning himself drawing it over-head and striking a heroic pose as the avatard of white justice. Of course, we know anyone trying that move would be pummeled senseless before he could say 'yojimbo.' But Tyler, having only been in matchbox-flinging playground fights and, of course, being remarkably stupid, wouldn't know that.

Then again, it's possible he never intended on using it as you mentioned above. Or maybe he had some kind of childish adherence to the playground style rules they'd agreed to over twitter - I dunno. What mildly concerns me is whether or not Out Pet Sped is going to give up and forget it or, as seems more likely to me, start some kind of 'tarddetta and try to escalate the situation. Not that I've got 'a sped in this fight' as it were, but neither do I relish the thought of Tyler blowing his hands off trying to make a mortar shell for his potato gun.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

From the Day 116 phone call, wasn't the rent about 1000 Islams a month or something? Eli might need to turn his cottage into a weed farm again.

What? That would be crazy. Eli could easily find a shitty apartment for half of that in Worcester.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

One more thing to consider is that he willingly agreed to a 2v1. This could be just Tyce feeling invincible, but I think after his last loss to Commander Lazy Eye during the trial stream, I think he would recognize that he couldn't even beat Jace 1v1. I think the only reason he agreed to a 2v1 is because he never actually intended on fighting in the first place, I think he was literally just expecting Jace and Eli to drive up, see him in his super-spooky halloween costume with all his deadly ninjutsu weapons, and just drive away in fear. It certainly fits with his personality and how much of a blatant edgelord poser he is, as well as how much of a coward he is - no a-logging here, just an observation based on the fact that every time Jace tries to confront him, he literally flees the state.

Inhalant abuse leads to a euphoric sensation where one feels invincible:

(go to 1:36)

 

[StallChaser]

I'm guessing the foam nunchaku had a hard plastic core like this:

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If only the very end hit, it doesn't take much for the foam to compress away from the plastic. A direct hit like that could easily break skin. Also, scalp cuts bleed a lot worse than a cut just about anywhere else. It was probably a smaller cut than most people think. Hair would have added a tiny bit of protection -- Tyce might not have even bled there if he hadn't shaved his head.

 

[XYZpdq]

Also, scalp cuts bleed a lot worse than a cut just about anywhere else.

This.
When I was in jr high I got into a fight where I needed 4 stitches on the top of my head, but from the way I bled you'd have thought I was in a match with Foley, Funk and Muta.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

I'm guessing the foam nunchaku had a hard plastic core like this:

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If only the very end hit, it doesn't take much for the foam to compress away from the plastic. A direct hit like that could easily break skin. Also, scalp cuts bleed a lot worse than a cut just about anywhere else. It was probably a smaller cut than most people think. Hair would have added a tiny bit of protection -- Tyce might not have even bled there if he hadn't shaved his head.

They might have been foam nunchucks, because I swear to GodBear that I heard and saw one of the chucks(?) break after one of the last blows dealt to Tyce. Because if they were actual wood, then Tyce is one hulk ass motherfucker.

 

[Gorogoroth]

What? That would be crazy. Eli could easily find a shitty apartment for half of that in Worcester.

I reckon his parents would also be paying for utilities, cable, net etc.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

This.
When I was in jr high I got into a fight where I needed 4 stitches on the top of my head, but from the way I bled you'd have thought I was in a match with Foley, Funk and Muta.

Supposedly wrestlers determined to put on a good show would find a way to get cut around the forehead because it'd bleed like crazy without really doing too much damage.

 

[XYZpdq]

Supposedly wrestlers determined to put on a good show would find a way to get cut around the forehead because it'd bleed like crazy without really doing too much damage.

Spoiler: horrible lies because clearly wrasslin is real

You take a razor blade and masking tape up almost all of it so you can just drag it gently across and break the skin to expose the capillaries, between that, some extra aspirins for blood-thinning, and the extra heart pumping from picking people up and throwing them you'll get plenty of color. There's also times it happens "hard way" like when Zach Gowen kicked a chair into Vince's head and Vince started literally squirting blood, or times where the razor is either ill-prepared or misused, like AAA a few months back when Electroshock changed his gear from white to solid red midmatch.
WWE specifically disallows blading these days.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

They also take asprin to thin their blood so it flows more

 

[Le Bateleur]

So this Jace/Tyce fight gave me feels, especially when I also looked back at the happier times this summer, and I put those feels into a video.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

So this Jace/Tyce fight gave me feels, especially when I also looked back at the happier times this summer, and I put those feels into a video.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KPeNpFyFzZw

#ManlyTears

 

[The Nameless One]

So this Jace/Tyce fight gave me feels, especially when I also looked back at the happier times this summer, and I put those feels into a video.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KPeNpFyFzZw

That was beautiful. Thank you for that.

 

[A-№1]

Instead he wore it on his back, and it's basically impossible to draw a sword from the back, especially in the heat of combat.

True, but I would be surprised if Tyce actually knows that. Whether or not he was actually intending to draw it, I suspect he was carrying it on his back more because he thinks it looks cooler that way than out of any practical concern. I'm not going to speculate further on what Tyce was planning on doing with the sword, mostly because planning is not exactly one of his strengths, but given what else I've seen of Tyce, I strongly suspect he never even tried to draw the sword once the scuffle started simply because he forgot it was there. Fog of war and all that.