CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION The Final Showdown: Jace + Eli vs. Tyce

[Pikonic]

Nice to know all it takes is a Comedy Central show for Eli to totally stand up Jace.

WOAH WOAH WOAH OK OK OK OK, not just a show...

It takes a whole marathon.
And yes, that is the official Denny's he tagged.

 

[Shiala]

Our war hero has encountered many obstacles while he was in Israel, but none so great as the combination of South Park AND the rain.

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

we still need confirmation from jace that the fight is off.

 

[Gothicserpent]

But everyone knows that fights in the rain are the coolest!

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Ok, a whole marathon on South Park I can understand then....

 

[XYZpdq]

That whole dialog between Tyce and Eli was funny.

 

[Pikonic]

Tyce is in the rain waiting for a fight.
Eli is being harassed by Tyce while he tries to watch South Park.
Jace is silent for 7 hours, he could literally be anywhere.

Meanwhile, Colby is probably eating a sandwich on his couch and wondering if getting kicked out of Deagle Nation was actually a blessing.

 

[FlyAwayNow]

WOAH WOAH WOAH OK OK OK OK, not just a show...
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It takes a whole marathon.
And yes, that is the official Denny's he tagged.

Knowing how Denny's runs their social media, the ultimate mainstreamization will come when Denny's responds to one the Holy Trinity of idiots.

 

[Konstantinos]

So the two former friends are finally going to face one another in battle. I've felt that this was coming for a long time.

This whole thing has a vaguely Zoroastrian feeling to it. Its like Jace and Tyce are meant to be Ahura Mazda and Angra Mainyu respectively. They're both opposites due to their conflicting natures. Jace arguably has some redeeming moral qualities whereas Tyce is an unrepentant fiend with no conscience. Now they're going to engage in one final battle to see whether good or evil will prevail, like in frashokereti.

Who will win though? Will a battle of any description even transpire? It remains yet to be seen.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

So the two former friends are finally going to face one another in battle. I've felt that this was coming for a long time.

This whole thing has a vaguely Zoroastrian feeling to it. Its like Jace and Tyce are meant to be Ahura Mazda and Angra Mainyu respectively. They're both opposites due to their conflicting natures. Jace arguably has some redeeming moral qualities whereas Tyce is an unrepentant fiend with no conscience. Now they're going to engage in one final battle to see whether good or evil will prevail, like in frashokereti.

Who will win though? Will a battle of any description even transpire? It remains yet to be seen.

As someone who has been reading up on Zoroastrian lately, bravo for putting it into that context!

 

[gettar]

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Time for IRL Five Frights at Denny's?

 

[XYZpdq]

So the two former friends are finally going to face one another in battle. I've felt that this was coming for a long time.

This whole thing has a vaguely Zoroastrian feeling to it. Its like Jace and Tyce are meant to be Ahura Mazda and Angra Mainyu respectively. They're both opposites due to their conflicting natures. Jace arguably has some redeeming moral qualities whereas Tyce is an unrepentant fiend with no conscience. Now they're going to engage in one final battle to see whether good or evil will prevail, like in frashokereti.

Who will win though? Will a battle of any description even transpire? It remains yet to be seen.

Nah, this is like samurai or kung fu stuff.
Jace trained Tyce to be the successor to Wounded Marine-style, but Tyce used those powers for evil and in service of skeletons. Now they decide the future of Wounded Marine-style, and maybe the entire world!

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Wow, now I'm envisioning the scene from Star Wars Episode III, with Jace going all "YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! I LOVED YOU!"

 

[Loke]

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So, dumb question, but is that the actual Race War Van? And if not, is there a picture of it anywhere? It's one of the most amusing concepts in this whole saga, this lone, illiterate moron, driving around in a swastika-bedecked white van, claiming to be part of some illusory White Justice Army.

 

[XH 502]

It's one of the most amusing concepts in this whole saga, this lone, illiterate moron, driving around in a swastika-bedecked white van, claiming to be part of some illusory White Justice Army.

Tyce isn't alone. There's a skeleton in the passenger seat.

 

[Skeletor]

It's a 95-hour marathon. Pretty sure you could spend an hour dueling and come back to it without missing anything cortical.

 

[Skeletor]

So, dumb question, but is that the actual Race War Van? And if not, is there a picture of it anywhere? It's one of the most amusing concepts in this whole saga, this lone, illiterate moron, driving around in a swastika-bedecked white van, claiming to be part of some illusory White Justice Army.

It was mentioned in the police scanner recording, so yeah the swastikkkle seems legit.

 

[blackie toy]

It's a 95-hour marathon. Pretty sure you could spend an hour dueling and come back to it without missing anything cortical.

Given it's Eli we're talking about, Tyce could hit him in the head with a bat and not hit any cortical tissue.

 

[Chuggernaut]

Aww, man. No fight? I was looking forward to seeing the Mega-Powers explode.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Well we have another 10 or so hours before the commander instructed us to call 9-1-1. Should he not tweet again. Somehow though I don't think the Fallout in the Sand-Lot went down tonight.