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[caffeinated_wench]

Oh.

My.

God.

I've seen these pics before. Still as cringey as ever, holy fuck.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I used to belong to the bevnet (yes, boards about beverages) boards 9 years ago, and this totally looks like something the spergs would do over there.

I dunno what to make of this.

No, really, I don't. Dude looks ugly though.

 

[trip2themoon]

The way he calls it a "meat sword" just makes my skin crawl. Just call it a penis or a dick or something normal. Better yet, don't talk about it at all.

You can tell by just looking at him that his meat sword is most likely a meat pecker or chipolata. Doubt many guys packing a meat sword would be virgins in their 30s

 

[EI 903]

"Meat sword" has always been a cringey euphemism to me, anyway. Dicks and bladed weapons should never meet.

 

[MysticMisty]

"Meat sword" just screams compensation to me. And autism. I can't imagine anybody with average sized dicks would happily think of it as a weapon. Unless autism. But still.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Spoiler: Fear His Meat Sword

 

[EI 903]

I suppose Chris' duck is a flamberge, then.

 

[homerbeoulve]

I suppose Chris' duck is a flamberge, then.

No, more like a Bowie Knife.

 

[Hasharin]

More like jambiya

 

[cypocryphy]

Why does me make a retarded face?

I'll give you a clue. It stars with an "A" and ends with an "M".

 

[Drakodan]

More like jambiya

Well played.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Spoiler: Fear His Meat Sword

Now that's one meat sword I can get behind.

Great, now I'm hungry.

 

[John Titor]

More like jambiya

I was going to say kukri but I don't think anything can top that.

 

[Carlson]

I used to belong to the bevnet (yes, boards about beverages) boards 9 years ago, and this totally looks like something the spergs would do over there.

Now I feel old, because I remember Bevnet and Retro Crush from before I was in high school.

 

[Colress]

He got mad over a bill that might have passed in Florida. I live in Florida. Oh gods, that scares me. Euuugh.

 

[The Dude]

If this cat has a 10" dick then I'm a Bugatti Veyron.

 

[RP 520]

If this cat has a 10" dick then I'm a Bugatti Veyron.

Even if he did, a big member isn't going to help this guy at all.

 

[The Dude]

Even if he did, a big member isn't going to help this guy at all.

Yep. It's like giving a Porsche 918 to a quadriplegic.

 

[c-no]

Spoiler: Fear His Meat Sword

Now that right there is a real meat-sword.

 

[Carlson]

Now that right there is a real meat-sword.

That right there is making me get dinner.