The Eternals - marvel is trying it again this time less humor and hit music and more unnecessary love triangles

[Capsaicin Addict]

Make a billion dollars, eh? Might have to make the money outside of China.

Ace of Spades comments here: http://ace.mu.nu/archives/394014.php

TL;DR: Chloe Zhao holds some wrongthink opinions and CCP is kinda butthurt over it.

 

[Oats12345]

Make a billion dollars, eh? Might have to make the money outside of China.

Ace of Spades comments here: http://ace.mu.nu/archives/394014.php

TL;DR: Chloe Zhao holds some wrongthink opinions and CCP is kinda butthurt over it.

What wrong think opinions? There are many these days

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Make a billion dollars, eh? Might have to make the money outside of China.

Ace of Spades comments here: http://ace.mu.nu/archives/394014.php

TL;DR: Chloe Zhao holds some wrongthink opinions and CCP is kinda butthurt over it.

That's why they have a bollywood scene & turned a jap character into an indian.

 

[Sarcastic sockpuppet]

"Please note in your ongoing coverage of Nomadland that Chloe Zhao is a Chinese filmmaker," an executive for Disney-owned Searchlight emailed members of the Hollywood press on March 4. "You may accurately refer to her as Chinese or a Chinese National."
...


For months, the studio had been making clandestine efforts to avoid agitating the Chinese Communist Party when it came to Zhao, who was born and raised in Beijing but attended high school in London and Los Angeles and college in Massachusetts and New York.

Sources say that in late 2020, a Searchlight publicist persuaded the small, New York-based Filmmaker magazine to remove a quote from a 2013 Zhao profile in which the budding auteur explained the inspiration for her first feature film[:] "It goes back to when I was a teenager in China, being in a place where there are lies everywhere," she said. "You felt like you were never going to be able to get out. A lot of info I received when I was younger was not true, and I became very rebellious toward my family and my background. I went to England suddenly and relearned my history. Studying political science in a liberal arts college was a way for me to figure out what is real. Arm yourself with information, and then challenge that too."

Disney: PLEASE NOTE THAT WE HIRED A CHINESE DIRECTOR. CHINESE PEOPLE ARE AWESOME WE LOVE THEM
The Director in question: China kinda sucks, uh . _ . ?

The irony. They hired her to pander to China and wokeness (i am sure she's very good, i am sure many other people also are) it would be hilarious if it ended up biting them in the ass just because she holds ...fairly lucid and reasonable opinions about her country of birth.

 

[Oats12345]

Disney: PLEASE NOTE THAT WE HIRED A CHINESE DIRECTOR. CHINESE PEOPLE ARE AWESOME WE LOVE THEM
The Director in question: China kinda sucks, uh . _ . ?

The irony. They hired her to pander to China and wokeness (i am sure she's very good, i am sure many other people also are) it would be hilarious if it ended up biting them in the ass just because she holds ...fairly lucid and reasonable opinions about her country of birth.

I wonder how this will do on China? We know they don't take insults lightly. Remmber Winnie the Pooh is banned because internet trolls compare their president with the bear.

 

[Adamska]

I wonder how this will do on China? We know they don't take insults lightly. Remmber Winnie the Pooh is banned because internet trolls compare their president with the bear.

Might be banned, but unless the actors are cool and sexy and explosions happen, they probably will ignore it.

Disney is so goddamn stupid it hurts.

 

[Overly Serious]

I think the production will be similar to Black Panther. The original movie had 4 hours to show all characters and to give exposition. But a bunch of it was heavily cut down on the editing table; causing the movie to suffer with paper-thin characters and unexplained plot-points. Even though I still think that Black Panther would have sucked either way.

You'd hope they could learn from the Snyder Cut where taking extra time on the characters paid off in spades. It's a far better movie than the Josh Whedon version and this is one of the main reasons. (The other main reason is Josh Whedon).

My biggest problem so far is if these super-powerful Eternals are around, what were they doing when Thanos was wrecking the universe?

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

Only thing I care about on there is who's playing Pip?

And what is current-year Disney going to do about Starfoxs mind rapey powers?

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

You'd hope they could learn from the Snyder Cut where taking extra time on the characters paid off in spades. It's a far better movie than the Josh Whedon version and this is one of the main reasons. (The other main reason is Josh Whedon).

My biggest problem so far is if these super-powerful Eternals are around, what were they doing when Thanos was wrecking the universe?

That criticism keeps coming up, yeah.

They're trying for the same lightning-in-the-bottle catch Nicole Perlman did with Guardians of the Galaxy. The problem was that GotG wasn't envisioned as some stupidly powerful Illuminati types but a group of people scraping out a living on the other side of the spiral arm.

I would've had them in some sort of hibernation, awakened by the various shenanigans to try and fix things.

(Incidentially, this ties into a major issue I have with the Loki series -- why wasn't the Time Variance Authority interested in the 'heist' the Avengers pulled to grab the Infinity Stones?)

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

And what is current-year Disney going to do about Starfoxs mind rapey powers?

Just toss out emotional power thing he has and keep the basic psionic powers. Though if you keep them you can make it easier for two non-gay characters fall in love. The Left would love that.

 

[Stab You in the Back]

I heard Starfox and thought they meant the white fox girl from Starjammers.

Now I'm disappointed.

(and who calls him Starfox, anyway? his name is Eros)

 

[JohnDoe]

I heard Starfox and thought they meant the white fox girl from Starjammers.

I heard Starfox and I though there would be a Nintendo crossover. My hopes are dashed.

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

Though if you keep them you can make it easier for two non-gay characters fall in love. The Left would love that.

For a split second I was being hopelessly naive: I thought you were being sarcastic and meant a heterosexual man and woman.

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

Leaks from /co/:

I'd swear some of this is rattling up some memories of reading the comic a decade or so ago. Might have to reread it ahead of the movie to remind myself what is and is not original.

That said even from what I remember I still know the best thing the Celestials ever created was not the Eternals but the shattered psyche of Machine Man.

 

[Oats12345]

You know I realized why "everyone cried on site" it wasn't the gay kiss scene. Everyone cried because this movie is shit and they are forced by their Hollywood overlords to say it is a great movie.

 

[SmugAutist]

You know, the one thing I have noticed is the absolute fucking apathy from this movie. I mean when Captain Marvel was doing the advertising run, my subscription feeds were shitting out editorials abd videos for and against it. This time? Only shills. Not even the usual anti-SJW grifters are giving a shit.

 

[OttoWest]

So wait he's making people guess on his sexuality in real life. For what? Just for attention after game of Thrones

He’s mostly likely bisexual (he dated Jenna Coleman for a few years) though his last few partners have all been men.

Madden is thirsty for Bond. Not sure how him being semi out affects that.

 

[Oats12345]

He’s mostly likely bisexual though his last few partners have all been men.

Madden is thirsty for Bond. Not sure how him being semi out affects that.

Ok so he's bisexual. In all fairness there are women actresses who claim to be bisexual but have mostly been with men.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

He’s mostly likely bisexual (he dated Jenna Coleman for a few years) though his last few partners have all been men.

Madden is thirsty for Bond. Not sure how him being semi out affects that.

That's the thing. I don't think he's bi lol. Feels like a franco situation.
I do think he got arrogant after winning thr award for Bodyguard. Weirdly feels like he thinks he is hot shit now.

 

[Pinochet Was Right]

I think the production will be similar to Black Panther. The original movie had 4 hours to show all characters and to give exposition. But a bunch of it was heavily cut down on the editing table; causing the movie to suffer with paper-thin characters and unexplained plot-points. Even though I still think that Black Panther would have sucked either way.

I hated Black Panther just because it's so poorly paced, it feels like the first act is extra long and then BAM suddenly you're at the final battle.