The Eternals - marvel is trying it again this time less humor and hit music and more unnecessary love triangles

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The thing that bugs me the most about eternals is that for some reason Gilgamesh is a character in it and instead of making him look like a hero or anything the myths would lead you to believe he's some fat blob who looks like he belongs more in a McDonald's drive through then fighting someone. Ver archivo adjunto 2663991
I think it's just a name that is shared rather than a character from the epic, but it does feel weird. Like I know the guy's a good actor since he is pretty good in a lot of Korean movies (notably Train to Busan), but the casting is weird.
 
Ah that makes much more sense I don't find it nearly as bad then. I thought they were implying that the myth and the movie were the same.
I don't know for sure but sometimes in fantasy or science fiction stories, they sometimes like to name character or items after famous mythological heroes.

Though I did look it up and apparently it's the same based on the comics
 
The thing that bugs me the most about eternals is that for some reason Gilgamesh is a character in it and instead of making him look like a hero or anything the myths would lead you to believe he's some fat blob who looks like he belongs more in a McDonald's drive through then fighting someone. Ver archivo adjunto 2663991
Dudes looking at the camera like its an egg mcmuffin
 
I think it's just a name that is shared rather than a character from the epic, but it does feel weird. Like I know the guy's a good actor since he is pretty good in a lot of Korean movies (notably Train to Busan), but the casting is weird.
I think he's very popular in Korea, not just good at acting but lots of name recognition and such. I think when Disney tries to hire asians now they often try to find very popular actors in Asian countries.

Helps them get that eastern money. Could also be them trying to avoid talentless diversity hires.
 
The movie’s Rotten Tomatoes score is now officially the lowest of any MCU movie (Thor: The Dark World previously held claim to that title):

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I'm dying lmao
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This is some god tier bad fanfic.
I can't quite put my finger on what makes the Auchwitz scenes from X-Men 1 and First Class tasteful while this scene is so fucking cringe in concept.

If I have to guess I'd say its because they work as an insight into how Magneto's trauma and life history shaped him into becoming a mutant supramacist, while this scene just feels like someone went "whats the biggest most tragic thing science has ever done?" and slapped it in there.
 
The thing that bugs me the most about eternals is that for some reason Gilgamesh is a character in it and instead of making him look like a hero or anything the myths would lead you to believe he's some fat blob who looks like he belongs more in a McDonald's drive through then fighting someone. Ver archivo adjunto 2663991
A lot of people on /tv/ pointed out how the costume design fucking sucks. My favorite shitty promotional poster for the Eternals is this one:
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>The smartest
>Has the dumbest expression of his face
>Really bad green screen and obvious studio lighting
>Ill fitting clothes
 
And no audience score as well.

Dave Chappelle’s trans jokes > The Eternals

It is now canon :)
I don’t think audiences are allowed to post their reviews until the film is officially released. We’ll have to wait another week or so to see what it is, but it wouldn’t surprise me if it ends up being lower than The Closer.
I can't quite put my finger on what makes the Auchwitz scenes from X-Men 1 and First Class tasteful while this scene is so fucking cringe in concept.

If I have to guess I'd say its because they work as an insight into how Magneto's trauma and life history shaped him into becoming a mutant supramacist, while this scene just feels like someone went "whats the biggest most tragic thing science has ever done?" and slapped it in there.
Say what you want about the first X-Men movie, but that was a hell of a way to open a movie like that.
 
If I have to guess I'd say its because they work as an insight into how Magneto's trauma and life history shaped him into becoming a mutant supramacist, while this scene just feels like someone went "whats the biggest most tragic thing science has ever done?" and slapped it in there.
Hiroshima and Nagasaki were selected because they are high value military targets. Nuke or no nuke, they're going to get bombed into oblivion especially if Operation Olympic was to commence.
 
I can't quite put my finger on what makes the Auchwitz scenes from X-Men 1 and First Class tasteful while this scene is so fucking cringe in concept.
I don't know for sure, but probably because they didn't milk it the way the could have. It was an Aushwitz scene with no gas chambers, crematoria, branding, or any of the theatrical horror we associate with the Holocaust. It's tense as fuck because you, the viewer, know what's going to happen, but the movie knows that you know. As a result, the setting and implications do most of the heavy lifting in a scene that's mostly just depressed looking people in period clothes standing in the rain.
If I have to guess I'd say its because they work as an insight into how Magneto's trauma and life history shaped him into becoming a mutant supramacist, while this scene just feels like someone went "whats the biggest most tragic thing science has ever done?" and slapped it in there.
The least they could have done is give him the "I-am-become-death" line. Something slightly more subtle than completely not.
A lot of people on /tv/ pointed out how the costume design fucking sucks. My favorite shitty promotional poster for the Eternals is this one:
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>The smartest
>Has the dumbest expression of his face
>Really bad green screen and obvious studio lighting
>Ill fitting clothes
Maybe your stars should do their promo shoots before the 72-hour coke bender. Just a thought.
Hiroshima and Nagasaki were selected because they are high value military targets. Nuke or no nuke, they're going to get bombed into oblivion especially if Operation Olympic was to commence.
Youd think he would have wised up a little before that, given that the Manhattan Project was explicitly about building a weapon from the jump. What did he think would happen?
 
I can't quite put my finger on what makes the Auchwitz scenes from X-Men 1 and First Class tasteful while this scene is so fucking cringe in concept.

If I have to guess I'd say its because they work as an insight into how Magneto's trauma and life history shaped him into becoming a mutant supramacist, while this scene just feels like someone went "whats the biggest most tragic thing science has ever done?" and slapped it in there.
X-Men in particular with that opening where he makes the gates open.....chills.
 
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