🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Toast Sandwich]

The coping is some of the most embarrassing shit I've ever seen.

https://twitter.com/itsmintsalad/status/1261167846307987456

The one thing I do like about it is that Ethan Ralph, even in an imaginary form, is still a massive tub of shit. Even in fantasy he cannot escape his gunt.

 

[OwO What's This?]

idk what the context of this is but this is probably the best content in the thread

 

[ｎｉｇｇｅｒ ｆｏｒｅｖｅｒ]

The coping is some of the most embarrassing shit I've ever seen.

https://twitter.com/itsmintsalad/status/1261167846307987456

>tfw you're the sidekick to the sidekick of the gunt

What a disaustah, folks.

 

[CrunkLord420]

The 14th man is revealed

 

[Popper Whiting]

>tfw you're the sidekick to the sidekick of the gunt

What a disaustah, folks.

The image I get is of ER being a mother sow with Pesos, Gator, Bibble, Rand and others being the little piglets suckling off the gunt.

 

[AnOminous]

The image I get is of ER being a mother sow with Pesos, Gator, Bibble, Rand and others being the little piglets suckling off the gunt.

Maybe it's all deformed and stretched out from the guntlets dangling from it like Romulus and Remus.

 

[The Real SVP]

The image I get is of ER being a mother sow with Pesos, Gator, Bibble, Rand and others being the little piglets suckling off the gunt.

Too lazy to edit.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Maybe it's all deformed and stretched out from the guntlets dangling from it like Romulus and Remus.

The more I've thought about your post, the more appropriate I feel the term "Guntlet" applies to the ER orbiters. You've contributed to the English language in a very positive way @AnOminous. Thank you.

 

[Yolo Swaggins]

I'd figure much younger people who have grown up with things like Let's Players would view it similarly to late night talk shows, just entertaining and relaxing people to listen to.

The people that honestly seem brain damaged about the e-celeb worship usually seem like they have a political bent. Often they want to see their views reflected back to them by someone they identify as cool so they can see themselves as cool for no reason other than agreeing with the e-celeb's views.

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1,000 aeons in Microsoft Paint

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

The 14th man is revealed
Narci's Bloodsports - Official Flyer-Vm2AmoZcshc.mp4

Holy Jesus.

What is that?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!??

 

[Kulee Baba]

Holy Jesus.

What is that?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!‽?

Why that's the best female video game speedrunner Narcissist Wright.

 

[Nephi]

Hey Phantom, you faggy lurker, my avatar isn't from Fallout 3, it's from Fallout New Vegas, increase your powerlevel my dude, seems like you aren't as much as a savant autist as me
And I don't flipflop my opinion about you, I observe you just like PPP observes the Sabbath.
Most people reject his message. They hated Nephi because he told them the truth.

The 14th man is revealed

Absolutely based. Now I want to kiss Narcissa's toesy woesys even more.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Holy Jesus.

What is that?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!‽?

You've never met Robb? I'm surprised he didn't make an appearance sooner considering Peter Coffin is now single

Edit: got it wrong it's Narcissa. I get it confused with Rika Stiles

 

[Kulee Baba]

You've never met Robb? I'm surprised he didn't make an appearance sooner considering Peter Coffin is now single

Edit: got it wrong it's Narcissa. I get it confused with Rika Stiles

Great now I have to study another cow. Hilarious art work.

 

[Sped Xing]

I showed this drama to the girl I'm seeing. She's gotten a kick out of this and said "Jesus, I thought women were dramatic on the internet."

What's it like?

I'm starting to think the writing may have been on the wall when Dick turned on Asterios for talking about his sex life to fans. I wasn't following that thing too closely but it seemed pretty fishy to me.

That's when Dick started calling people "problematic."

As an aside, it's funny to think about how if someone like mainstay TRR guest Mark Collett were asked to comment on this, he would decry it as a horrible example of what modernity has done to society. You wouldn't even have to venture into race and nationalism territory for this one.

It's bizarre how much dissonance there must be in the audience, thinking Dick must be a cool enough guy for being friendly to the show, but then if they actually listened to his content then a big enough chunk of them would be infuriated.

Yeah, I really don't understand why so many authoritarian right christian conservative types like dick. Hear him bitching about "trad wives;" I think he finds it weird, too, but he does like money.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Yeah, I really don't understand why so many authoritarian right christian conservative types like dick. Hear him bitching about "trad wives;" I think he finds it weird, too, but he does like money.

I think many of these Conservative types are at a crossroads. They might hold disdain for the effects of progressivism but they can't deny that they're still apart of said culture and enjoy being enabled by it.

Dick kinda fills the roll of a little devil on their shoulder; "You know god's not real man, just fuck that skank and then never answer her texts again. There's nothing wrong with watching porn and the occassional dabble in drugs. It's cool to get fucking drunk every weekend bro!"

 

[BSV]

Since Geno and 089 are busy, the video is taking longer than expected but i've gotten permission to post a little concept video to KF. Ver archivo adjunto 1295157Everyone in this and Ralph's thread are awesome. Entertaining as fuck.
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I want more of this, NOW! That is so fucking cool

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

Since Geno and 089 are busy, the video is taking longer than expected but i've gotten permission to post a little concept video to KF. Ver archivo adjunto 1295157Everyone in this and Ralph's thread are awesome. Entertaining as fuck.
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Looks like a great start.

 

[instythot]

Yeah, I really don't understand why so many authoritarian right christian conservative types like dick. Hear him bitching about "trad wives;" I think he finds it weird, too, but he does like money.

He wore a MAGA hat, doesn't call them nazis and is a bit more engaging than having nothing on. And the MAGA hat is optional at this point. That's it. Take notes, CNN, MSNBC and Hollywood

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Oh look, his reddit is helping build a straw man for Dick to attack.
I'm also pretty sure we'll see retweets highlighting the one or two posts of people who took Eriks post seriously and try and pass it off ass "le master troll from le e-celeb gang gang" since Erik Wong is a unfunny faggot moderator for Dick. I for one would like to Congratulate Dick on defeating the imaginary boogie men and imaginary problems he makes up to look cool to infront of all his autistic 30 year old male fans