🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[AnOminous]

Why would Dick use Nick as a lawyer

Especially since Nick is personally involved in all this bullshit now. If whatever fatass gets sued just countersues and names Nick he'd more or less have to step out.

 

[Absurdity]

I think we're gonna need a news ticker embedded on this thread.

 

[Freedom Fries]

Warski is 100% gonna turn on Ralph because he knows he's acting like a giant thin skinned f-slur. It's gonna be Miami all over again.

I don't think he will exactly turn on Ralph, but Ralph might see it that way. I think he will just ride a middle position where he says PPP and Godwinson are mostly being funny, but he is friends with Ralph and Dax.

 

[Piranha Pleb]

Has this fizzled out?

I think Godwinson asked mummy and daddy for a quick loan and they told him to fuck off. I'm not gonna break my wrist jerking Nick off but anyone thinks Nick would steal the money is dumb. If he did shady shit, one phonecall to whoever handles lawyer oversite in Minnesota and Nick would be disbarred in a heartbeat, and possibly criminally charged.

On another note, if Dick sues Godwinson over loss NP2 revenue because of his telling people to ditch the platform, he'll go full circle and be Maddox 2.0, I'd like to think he has more common sense than that, but if how the "prom king" handled things thus far is any indication of how things will go moving forward, then I think we'll be headed toward a lolsuit.

Yeah the Bar exists for a reason. Godwinson chose a shitty excuse to cover the blatant truth which is no spergfight is worth more than pocket change.

Also the person who has been damaged the most in this in my opinion is Dick, not because any gay conspiracy is true but because of his awful reaction to obvious trolling. He literally got his start as a troll and now he is losing to trolls.

Gunt already had hatewatchers and none of this will change the opinions of many of his fans unless PPP and Godwinson produce concrete evidence of Flagging and daddy jim calls him out.

Also PPP interacting with Donga is gay, nobody should pay Donga any attention ever.

 

[Bean5]

I still find Warski entertaining and likable (not exactly a defensible position, I know,) so I would be pleasantly surprised to see him wake up to Ralph's true nature. Would be a good start towards getting more people to see that Ralph's going down the wrong path.

Didn't he get a taste of Ralph's spite already?
Or how internet friends will stab him in the back

 

[Crystal Golem]

Warski is 100% gonna turn on Ralph because he knows he's acting like a giant thin skinned f-slur. It's gonna be Miami all over again.

Didn't bleieve it at first but he just keeps saying he's funny to ralph. Could it be?

 

[Freedom Fries]

Yeah the Bar exists for a reason. Godwinson chose a shitty excuse to cover the blatant truth which is no spergfight is worth more than pocket change.

Also the person who has been damaged the most in this in my opinion is Dick, not because any gay conspiracy is true but because of his awful reaction to obvious trolling. He literally got his start as a troll and now he is losing to trolls.

Gunt already had hatewatchers and none of this will change the opinions of many of his fans unless PPP and Godwinson produce concrete evidence of Flagging and daddy jim calls him out.

Also PPP interacting with Donga is gay, nobody should pay Donga any attention ever.

I agree with much of what you said, but Ralph is hurt. This hampers his growth opportunities audience wise and many guests are likely to realize that his show is not the lighthearted troll podcast they thought it was.

 

[instythot]

Also PPP interacting with Donga is gay, nobody should pay Donga any attention ever.

No. That's funny. Especially, if as reported, he opened with sincere compliments on Robbie's redemption arc. AIDS is preventing Donga from being a Guntleman, but he can be a butler

 

[Niggernerd]

Didn't bleieve it at first but he just keeps saying he's funny to ralph. Could it be?

Could the tard actually be trying to tard wrangle? Oh my this timeline

 

[Paragoric]

Didn't bleieve it at first but he just keeps saying he's funny to ralph. Could it be?

Ralph "We never lose!"
Andy: "Welllll..."

 

[PhoBingas]

Yeah the Bar exists for a reason. Godwinson chose a shitty excuse to cover the blatant truth which is no spergfight is worth more than pocket change.

Also the person who has been damaged the most in this in my opinion is Dick, not because any gay conspiracy is true but because of his awful reaction to obvious trolling. He literally got his start as a troll and now he is losing to trolls.

Gunt already had hatewatchers and none of this will change the opinions of many of his fans unless PPP and Godwinson produce concrete evidence of Flagging and daddy jim calls him out.

Also PPP interacting with Donga is gay, nobody should pay Donga any attention ever.

I wasn't aware Donga was still doing shit until I happened into these threads today. I don't think there's a conspiracy to get np2 creators to not talk about the texts out of fear of doxxing, like most, they probably didn't think that they were that funny. Relistening to the stream with Jim and PPP and Jim just sounds more... tired of the bullshit, wondering why he was even there; other than the fact that PPP tried to rope him into it saying the texts were from MundaneMatt...

Dick is handling this poorly, It really comes out that its all an act once he starts reeing about how he's the prom kang.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Ralph : Imma stop drankin.

Andy is totally fucking with Ralph. I don't knwo how or why but it's happening.

 

[CrunkLord420]

The guy saying Dick has a winnable lawsuit is exceptional.

Security researchers get sued and threatened by corporations all the time for disclosing actual real security issues of public interest in a legal manner. This is an abuse of the laws that were designed to be used against like people Godwinson, a layman making false claims about companies with the intent to harm.

 

[Piranha Pleb]

PPP lives in Canada, so Dick couldn't use Rekieta as a lawyer. It's never gonna happen.

Dick would use Kians firm if anything. NP2 is based in Cali thus it is outside of Rackets jurisdiction and filing in Minnesota would be frivolous.

 

[Perspicacity]

I still find Warski entertaining and likable (not exactly a defensible position, I know,) so I would be pleasantly surprised to see him wake up to Ralph's true nature. Would be a good start towards getting more people to see that Ralph's going down the wrong path.

I love Warski, (except for anything with Geekthulu) the absolute cataclysm of irl streaming on the internet is spectacular and awe inspiring. Only Andy Warski was compatible of such an incredible feat. AIM AIM AIM & STAY BACCCKKK will be forever etched into my soul. Sometimes you just have to embrace the shame.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Ralph : Imma stop drankin.

Nobody believes this. Please tell me nobody buys it.

 

[LemmeSee]

IS Gunty still seriously going after Mundane Matt? For fuck sakes, leave the guy alone already. Anything to try to relive the glory days gunt.

Remember when Ralph tried to get him fired from Uber Eats?

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I love Warski, (except for anything with Geekthulu) the absolute cataclysm of irl streaming on the internet is spectacular and awe inspiring. Only Andy Warski was compatible of such an incredible feat. AIM AIM AIM & STAY BACCCKKK will be forever etched into my soul. Sometimes you just have to embrace the shame.

AIMAIMAIMAIMAIM is the funniest thing in the world I'll never forget that.

God bless Andy Warski

 

[Paragoric]

other than the fact that PPP tried to rope him into it saying the texts were from MundaneMatt...

That PodAwful pulled the MundaneMatt texts op, not PPP. Not defending giant Canadian loud guy, just keeping the lore straight.

 

[instythot]

I wasn't aware Donga was still doing shit until I happened into these threads today. I don't think there's a conspiracy to get np2 creators to not talk about the texts out of fear of doxxing, like most, they probably didn't think that they were that funny. Relistening to the stream with Jim and PPP and Jim just sounds more... tired of the bullshit, wondering why he was even there; other than the fact that PPP tried to rope him into it saying the texts were from MundaneMatt...

Dick is handling this poorly, It really comes out that its all an act once he starts reeing about how he's the prom kang.

No, no, no. Jesse pretended the texts were from the Boulder King, not the Prom King. Godwinson and PPP capitalized on anyone failing to mention it with PPP "covering what the Killstream won't" and whipping up the first boxes on the flowchart

These morons are failing to cover Mama JF's debut stream to laugh at a subdued Ashton and Dead Air Robert. Sublime