🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Jester69]

PPP is on Tonka's show to piss Ethan off.

 

[He Who Points And Laughs]

The entire conspiracy theory of people not wanting to make videos about some lame texts because they will have the information doxed is beyond exceptional. There's absolutely zero evidence for it and the amount of mental gymnastics required to entertain it just shows what complete fucking idiots these people are.

 

[Famke Slamssen]

I don't see why you're saying his reasoning was a sack of shit when your totally plausible explanation is different than the Doxspiracy.

It makes total sense that Ralph will kowtow to a far more successful personality with a true cult following fanbase. Whereas the SSN Blackmail theory really requires Dick to at least call these guys at least once and tell them "Hey if you say ANYTHING BAD ABOUT ME YOUR SHIT IS GONNA GET LEAKED" and if something like that was leaked that would result in Dick losing everything.

I think you misunderstood me. I'm saying the conspiracy theory is a sack of shit.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

PPP is on Tonka's show to piss Ethan off.

My only wish right now is that at 6:59pm EST, PPP accepts Ralph’s terms on Donga’s show.

 

[Perspicacity]

 

[Absurdity]

PPP is on Tonka's show to piss Ethan off.

The reality is he just reanimated Mr. Pilkington's dead IBS corpse for Andy and Ethan to pretend they have anything to contribute to society besides deep regret.

 

[Captain Manning]

PPP is on Dongas Show supposedly.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7esd0nArdns

I'd ask why in God's name you'd listen to that (Tonka's show), but I'll just thank you for wading into the dead air and giving us a heads up.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

And rather than just laughing it off like everyone else and moving on, his friends, these absolute spergs have created a streisand effect doing damage control for a thin skinned Dax.

I'll agree that Dick didn't handle it well and also say that many a mistake were made by him and people in this conspiracy, such as giving Corey Barnhill the time of day, but I don't know about this last part. Personally I think it's been such a long time since they've seen a true sperg storm that they didn't realize that it would increase exponentially if they gave it the slightest bit of attention.

 

[Lards and Lasses]

The entire conspiracy theory of people not wanting to make videos about some lame texts because they will have the information doxed is beyond exceptional. There's absolutely zero evidence for it and the amount of mental gymnastics required to entertain it just shows what complete fucking idiots these people are.

Well, just to clue you in friend, we don't care either. It is a retarded theory. But this shit show is worth the price of admission.

Which is to say, a silly amount of time spent watching this thread for updates.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Honestly though, I think people who are saying that drama people are keeping hush as not to have herr Dick doxx them via their newproject2's are spending too much time on /x/

This is completely intentional. If you make outlandish claims with a kernel of truth to them and then that manages to make the target squirm, the squirming will look strange to onlookers. Why are they squirming at this insane claim? Can't they just laugh it off? What's going on? But the reason they have so much trouble laughing it off is because they're stuck worrying about that realistic kernel of truth that they would rather not discuss.

It's the mirror opposite of the skeptic approach of gay nitpicking and gay debating and there's a reason it works.

 

[Christ Cried]

I'm telling you guys, this is all according to keikaku, PPP works in mysterious ways

 

[Jester69]

Yep, PPP pissed off Ethan Ralph to the point where he falseflagged Tonka's show. Unbelievable.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Donga got removed!

 

[Coffee Anon]

Dongas stream just got removed lol

 

[Perspicacity]

Tonka's stream flagged down.

"Tonka's show got flagged? I wasn't even watching it." Stream killed 45 seconds later.

 

[Laura Loomer]

TH

Reading the Dick texts myself, I didn't think they were that funny. Was he simping? Not really. Did he sound like an ass? A little bit, but would anyone here not look like an ass if our private texts between people we were in a relationship with / trying to fuck?

THIS^
This is exactly the reason why there's 400 pages here. Well done retard.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Goddammit Ralph can't you stop being a drunk fuck up for five minutes?

 

[SimoHayha]

Tonka's stream flagged down.
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Wow this faggotry is fucking unreal.

 

[GearProject20]

What are the odds this leads to an actual Donga redemption arc? Will he fight Ralph instead of PPP?

 

[Absurdity]

This is gayness to a new fagnitude.