🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Crystal Golem]

I'm not a fan of dick and for all I care he can suck dick, you seem to have misjudged me friendo

oh great so you'll agree that dick is a scumbag and extremely suspect for associating with multiple pedofiles?

 

[AnOminous]

We now have proof that Dick Masterson is a simp.
He is simping for Zoom. FACT.

He kind of is.

And it's weird.

And why is Dick simping for a literal child molester? And not just that, but a child molester who publicly fucked him over? Does he have no balls? He's really coming across as a fucking cuck at this point.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

I think he thinks being nice will make Zoom go away, but it won't.

 

[エボラちゃん]

>no option for the audience
>no option for no one
why bother

THAT'S CHEEAAAATIIIING YOU MUST PICK ONE OF THE GARBAGE HUMAN BEING OTHERWISE IT ISN'T FUN!1!!

 

[Nobunaga]

He kind of is.

And it's weird.

And why is Dick simping for a literal child molester? And not just that, but a child molester who publicly fucked him over? Does he have no balls? He's really coming across as a fucking cuck at this point.

Because he never learned to cut his losses

 

[GameDevAnon]

PPP its your cousin Marvin. you know that new angle you're looking for; read this!

 

[soft kitty]

You forget about the part where the MGTOW Niggerr got assmad about 'racism' and 'homophobia'. So based black man Drexel is not.

EDIT:
PROOF ZOOM HAS BACKEND

All Bonus Dick Show streams

Proof i have backend - Pastebin.com

pastebin.com

For pussy @GameDevAnon

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That is not proof he has access to the backend of NP2. That is proof that he has access to bonus content that you can get by paying Dick a certain amount of money per month. That's not special.

 

[Arcturus]

Maybe Zoom wasn’t calling Dick’s phone, but through


I had this thought also. Zoom probably just called him through Skype or something similar.

Possible. All we know is that Dick covers his mic and is on his cellphone with Zoom in the stream. Could have been Skype. But if Dick was talking about spam calls I assume it was a normal phone call.

 

[Coffee Anon]

He kind of is.

And it's weird.

And why is Dick simping for a literal child molester? And not just that, but a child molester who publicly fucked him over? Does he have no balls? He's really coming across as a fucking cuck at this point.

Zoom molested children? I thought he just watched them get molested on video while molesting his gf?

 

[Captain Manning]

It should be noted that Joachim and Ralph are pieces of shit that had it coming too, this should be interesting

Joachim got swatted by Zoom (can't remember re: Ralph). That was basically the point when I realized Zoom was fucked in the head.

Nobody deserves to get swatted. I don't care how much of a piece of shit they are. I have a pretty hard rule about this.

Something lesser than that? We can debate it.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

oh great so you'll agree that dick is a scumbag and extremely suspect for associating with multiple pedofiles?

Yes? I've never hid this, I keep pointing out to people surprised at him associating with a pedophile that he has associated with them in the past and this is habitual behavior

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Zoom's old woman voice sounds like when Bill from King of the Hill was pretending to be Lanore.

 

[Cow Poly]

Kittystyle won IBS waaaaaay back when he blew out Palmer Eldritch... cmon are you guys even autistic?

 

[Slimboy Fat]

After careful consideration, destiny won IBS.

He stormed in, rapidfired stupid fucking points and vanished through the doggy door before his legion of fanatical children saw through the veil, presumably making mad bank in the process and coming out the other end unscathed considering his already shitty reputation.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

This is still one of the funniest fucking things to ever happen in this sphere. Not the swatting, but rather it dawning on him live on stream that he got the wrong during IBS apocalypse.

 

[Festivus]

I've been saying it for 20 pages, Sargon is the real 3rd Man. It's why GamerGate was brought up, they were taunting Jim with his inevitable demise at the hands of the Applebees Waiter.

 

[Freedom Fries]

I'm not a fan of dick and for all I care he can suck dick, you seem to have misjudged me friendo

Yeah Sheryl is Mrs. Risotto Drexel

He kind of is.

And it's weird.

And why is Dick simping for a literal child molester? And not just that, but a child molester who publicly fucked him over? Does he have no balls? He's really coming across as a fucking cuck at this point.

I said it earlier. Dax is shook. He now realizes he is in way over his head with this side of the internet. His trollshield didn't work. In fact it backfired. He just wants it to be over so he can go back to reddit

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Its literally glorified inspect element, the 'vulnerabilities' with the site are giving the stuff locked behind NP2 subbies away, not anyone's financial information

Which has been a vulnerability you can read about in this thread, for 200 some pages

Zoom revealed nothing.

I honestly will laugh my ass off if Zoom just pulls a DSP on all of you "tech" guys in this thread saying this is a NothingBurger™ and makes you all cope harder by posting more evidence of how bad this is or just starts leaking Joshs ssn or some shit.

This entire thing is fucking hilarious. Watching everyone act like they won(including this sites users) is the funniest shit I have laugh at in a long time. It really does pay off just being a fly on the wall

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I honestly will laugh my ass off if Zoom just pulls a DSP on all of you "tech" guys in this thread saying this is a NothingBurger™ and makes you all cope harder by posting more evidence of how bad this is or just starts leaking Joshs ssn or some shit.

This entire thing is fucking hilarious. Watching everyone act like they won(including this sites users) is the funniest shit I have laugh at in a long time. It really does pay off just being a fly on the wall

Nobody asked you faggot go back to asking for Jim's outline

 

[Perspicacity]

There is a much greater chance that Dax is a lazy drunk who's been neglecting site maintenance and is handling Corey Barnhill marginally better than he stayed calm in the face of the Lord's Gunt. I've been hearing that the site's been a wordpress template since it went up, so Corey poking around in what has been demonstrated to be a questionably secure site for days is hardly the surprise that Dax taking his call was

Agreed I wrote that before all the responses and say that Zoom posted absolutely nothing else. Yea it's basically just Corey attention whoring with the slightest bit of truth behind it.