🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[figbatdigger]

I've been following Dick, Jim and Co for years now and today is the first I've heard of PPP. My first thought upon seeing his face was "what a fat fucking faggot".

 

[ThatDutchManace]

I don't know what's going on! This is like watching a train crash, horrifying but you can't look away.

 

[Chad Nasty]

To be fair I think that could refer to just about everybody involved with this shitshow (minus the naked part).

True, true. But this one was especially hilarious. Cant find the clip

 

[Table Country]

I've been following Dick, Jim and Co for years now and today is the first I've heard of PPP. My first thought upon seeing his face was "what a fat fucking faggot".

Another newfag enters the ring, shockingly on the anti-Ashton side.

 

[soft kitty]

I don't know what's going on! This is like watching a train crash, horrifying but you can't look away.

This thread is literally on fire and it won't be long before it hits over a 1000 pages, you just watch.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

Srs? Didn't ppp get drunk and naked one time yelling about random shit?

To be fair that is pretty Alpha. exposing people to your gunt, manboobs, and anus like that is a classic PUA intimidation move.

Although being exposed to that isn't quite as traumatizing or degrading as sitting through an entire episode of the killstream

 

[Potato]

Don't cross the Prom Queen Dick or he'll kick you off New Project 2? Is that the gist

 

[figbatdigger]

Another newfag enters the ring, shockingly on the anti-Ashton side.

How can I be pro Ashton if I've never heard of that fat fuck? He's probably as much of a newfag as I am.

 

[Chad Nasty]

To be fair that is pretty Alpha. exposing people to your gunt, manboobs, and anus like that is a classic PUA intimidation move

fkn lol, he'd get my support if thats what his powermoves are.

 

[soft kitty]

Don't cross the Prom Queen Dick or he'll kick you off New Project 2? Is that the gist

That's the theory anyway. A really, really stupid theory.

 

[I.C_Wiener]

I've been following Dick, Jim and Co for years now and today is the first I've heard of PPP. My first thought upon seeing his face was "what a fat fucking faggot".

how many years did it take for you to find out ralph is fat

 

[Niggernerd]

Dicks not attractive at all and is at least 10 pounds overweight, he has a preggo belly.

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY VIRGIN?! HOW BIGS YOUR DICK HUH?? I LIVE IN DR.PHILS STUDIO FUCKING LIFE SIZED BARBIE DOLLS! I WAS HOMECUMMING KING HAHA VIRGIN

 

[Dr.JohanAspergers]

Srs? Didn't ppp get drunk and naked one time yelling about random shit?

Yes, and that was funny as fuck. What is your point?

 

[Laura Loomer]

Don't cross the Prom Queen Dick or he'll kick you off New Project 2? Is that the gist

That was the stone that got thrown in the bush, what came flying out was this here trashfire.

 

[I.C_Wiener]

How can I be pro Ashton if I've never heard of that fat fuck? He's probably as much of a newfag as I am.

how do you know he is fat then?go away randbot and stop beating your wife

 

[figbatdigger]

how many years did it take for you to find out ralph is fat

You're missing the faggot there bud. Ralph is a fat retarded neckbeard, but far away from being a faggot. At least he looks like he had gotten laid before.

 

[MeltyTW]

If you're hot nobody cares if your anus gets seen, if you're fat its a laughing stock.

Imagine the amount fo work PPP had to do just to expose his anus, this man can barely stand, let alone walk.

i dont care if you've the physique of a greek god and enough women to make Genghis Khan call you a pig, spreading your ass eagle is embarrassing and people will mock you for it. Also he's surprisingly lithe if you've seen the stream, he was like pure kinetic energy rippling through the air, stretching his amorphous sack far beyond human limits as if he were energy transference incarnate

You're missing the faggot there bud. Ralph is a fat exceptional neckbeard, but far away from being a faggot. At least he looks like he had gotten laid before.

He looks like hes gotten laid behind an arbys albeit without consent

 

[Niggernerd]

You're missing the faggot there bud. Ralph is a fat exceptional neckbeard, but far away from being a faggot. At least he looks like he had gotten laid before.

He did go to prison so you aren't wrong.

 

[Table Country]

Don't cross the Prom Queen Dick or he'll kick you off New Project 2? Is that the gist

That's the Alex Jones take on it. It pisses Dick off so it's as good an explanation as any I guess, true or not. Really it's probably a case of supposedly neutral e-celebs covering each other's asses. An "e-celeb bro code" if you will, which is ironically something Dick got pissed about when Mundanefat and ChrisRayGun defended Maddox.

You're missing the faggot there bud. Ralph is a fat exceptional neckbeard, but far away from being a faggot. At least he looks like he had gotten laid before.

Oh he's pro-Gunt. God have mercy on your soul.

 

[DecimatedFerret]

Oh my god just fuck already!