The Designated Cheeki Breeki in Ukraine Shitting Thread - Tear each other apart I don't care.

[snailslime]

Take your own advice before giving it out.

you have to be dumb to take the term "rent free" literally.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Never thought a closet gay like Putin would defend JK Rowling but here we are.

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That horse in the photo op was small to make Putin look larger.

 

[libRT]

you have to be dumb to take the term "rent free" literally.

I thought it mean't that someone keeps thinking about someone without adding more fuel to the fire. I.e no upkeep. If not then the phrase means jack shit and can be applied to anyone thinking of anything.

Would you say putin/zelensky are living in everyones head rent free?

 

[Parce Que]

>Vladmir "literally hitler 2" Putler and Joanne "Tranny Killer" Rolling join forces
You know what, maybe reddit was right. This is just like the Avengers.

 

[snailslime]

I thought it mean't that someone keeps thinking about someone without adding more fuel to the fire. I.e no upkeep. If not then the phrase means jack shit and can be applied to anyone thinking of anything.

that's exactly what it means, duh.

Would you say putin/zelensky are living in everyones head rent free?

if they're not affected by the situation then yes. why should i care about two foreign countries that have nothing to do with me. i have absolutely no power to change anything anyway.

 

[BaconBoobs]

Seeing all displays of masculinity (whether tasteful or otherwise) as homosexuality is an earlier version of the same disease that putin criticized about the west.

Dude Putin's a pensioner. Something about creepy old fucks trying to be manly seems super fucking gay to me.

 

[Fuzhou]

I don't know where else to put this but it must be featured.

Putin has apparently compared the war in Ukraine with the war against J.K.Rowling.

I never had THIS on my Ukraine bingo card.

 

[b0x]

 

[LeChampion1992]

Seeing all displays of masculinity (whether tasteful or otherwise) as homosexuality is an earlier version of the same disease that putin criticized about the west.

Yeah I don't think Russias president is gay but I do think there are probably plenty of midwits in the Russian beauacracy that are closet faggots. I heard rumors of Russian soldiers being discovered by using Grindr.

ZOG = Zionist Occupied Government. US foreign policy is dominated by zionists, most notably seen in USA's Middle East foreign policy, though USA isn't EXCLUSIVELY controlled by zionists. They just have undue influence and a tremendous amount of soft power. This is well-established. If you are ignorant of this I don't know what to tell you, you won't believe anything else I write so just go ahead and click the disagree or dislike button on this post, maybe quote my post and call me a retard too and then move on. It will be cathartic.

By fake government I mean that the current government in Ukraine exists because the democratically elected government in Ukraine was ousted in 2014 as part of a gay op led by the US Secretary of State.

It's important to understand that the current GOVERNMENT of Ukraine (the people that actually live and work and have a society in Ukraine are not meaningfully represented by the government of Ukraine) is being used as a proxy in the USA's insane war to maintain unipolar dominance of the world. This is what I mean by ZOG-backed. The current government of Ukraine, led by Zelensky (a comedian) only exists because of intervention by the USA, which is a part of the international network of ZOG. The innocent Ukrainian people are being sacrificed in an unwinnable conflict in order to maintain unipolar Western supremacy. This war is barely even popular among actual Ukrainians. Otherwise the nazi larpers in Azov Battalion wouldn't have to shoot people trying to get the fuck out. Ukraine absolutely cannot win this conflict militarily. They have no chance whatsoever. If Zelensky actually cared about the people he would accept peace negotiations. This conflict is continuing because he wants it to go on. Zelensky and his owners, who are safe and insulated from any possible threat of violence, will gleefully send as many gentiles and redditors to die in this useless bloodbath as he can convince to volunteer for it.

Start by reading this article, it's fairly short:
https://www.unz.com/article/the-us-is-culpable-in-todays-ukraine-crisis/
Archive: https://archive.ph/yIitN

Here's some good articles on how USA's interests in keeping Germany from becoming independent from the USA are important to understand why the USA is acting like it has an interest in this conflict. Tl;dr Germany wants to buy natural gas from Russia, USA doesn't like that because it means USA doesn't control Germany's energy.

https://www.unz.com/mwhitney/the-crisis-in-ukraine-is-not-about-ukraine-its-about-germany/

Archive: https://archive.ph/FvX2i

https://www.unz.com/mhudson/america-defeats-germany-for-the-third-time-in-a-century/

Archive: https://archive.ph/srYtV

If you would rather watch videos, here's one from 2015 by John Mearsheimer explaining the West's role in Ukraine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrMiSQAGOS4

And there is a follow up to this video made in Feb 2022 here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbj1AR_aAcE

You're right about the undue influence of Zionists. But this war isn't exactly a Russian victory by all accounts it does seem like the Russians are getting bogged down by mother nature and their morale is low outside of specialist and Chechnyan units. Compare this with the fact that they're outnumbered in this conflict on the ground and logistics are a mess this war is beginning to turn ugly.

Among Ukrainians this war has turned a lot of people on the fence into kill all Russian pigs. Granted there is neo Nazi propaganda and Russian Intel is being very loose with the facts of this in order to not lose face.

Sure there are "ghost of Kyiv" myths and the skull island mythos. But if you look at these as foundational myths it's creating this resurgence in Ukrainian nationalism. Stephan Bandera is being looked at more like a national hero at this point.

P.S.
I'm not here to shill Ukraine stronk, Russia stronk, or any side stronk. Civilians are losing out. The way I see it Russia has pushed a buffer state that had fallen from it's grasp in 2014 with this invasion from a concerning buffer state into an outright hostile state. Of course they could conquer the land and push all the way to the polish border but if they declare a war against Poland then they declare war against all of NATO. By all wargames unless nukes are used NATO by all metrics can repel a Russian federation advance. Unlike the Soviet union most of those states in eastern Europe are hostile outside of Serbia.

Israel is going to have to run out of patience at some point. Current Russian attitude is that Jews are Nazis, and they need to kill the Jews to save the world from Nazis. Also the Holocaust was faked, and they need to kill all the Jews for faking the Holocaust to make sure everyone knows that nobody killed Jews in the Holocaust. Because they have to stop the Nazis.

https://www.newsweek.com/pig-head-left-door-russian-journalist-critical-ukraine-invasion-1691593

You have to understand Israel is more like India In the fact that they have various financial interests via Russian oligarchs and Israel is a good country that can circumnavigate sanctions since if we sanction Israel everyone in DC would declare a coup is needed to removed the government.

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

>Ukraine will fall in 24 hours!
>Ukraine will fall in 48 hours!
>Ukraine will fall in 3 days!
>Ukraine will fall in 4 days!
>Ukraine will fall in 5 days!
>Ukraine will fall in a week!
>Ukraine will fall in two weeks!
>Ukraine will fall in three weeks!
>We don't NEED to take Kiev
>we don't NEED to take Kharkiv
>we don't NEED to not beg 16,000 Syrian mercenaries for help
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol in a week
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol in 2 weeks
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol in 3 weeks
>we don't NEED to take anything other than Mariupol

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Putin on his way to send another wave of unsupported VDV to fucking die.

 

[LeChampion1992]

This is the same woman who called Kim Jong Il charming and bought his facade hook line and sinker and argued for them to be treater kinder.
Albright was every bit of the Clinton whitehouse incompetence. I don’t trust anything she says

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It's not incompetence it is Malice. She actually was an evil woman who got off to bombing slavs and Janet Reno is in hell for her role in Waco. These people aren't incompetent they're evil.

 

[Techpriest]

“I CAN’T SEAD!”

 

[hash-slinging slasher]

Vladimir Putin has been paying attention to Harry Potter fandom cancellations all the way from Russia. Imagine him doing those online quizzes that tell you which house you're in.

 

[Wormy]

This is the same woman who called Kim Jong Il charming

I thought that was based though since Trump started doing it.

Or did just Jong Un that made it happen?

Anyway, I don't say anything too loud about Clinton, because frankly, there's still one goddamned part of my yard that would still give one of her people cover to snipe me and my wi <BANG>

>Vladmir "literally hitler 2" Putler and Joanne "Tranny Killer" Rolling join forces
You know what, maybe reddit was right. This is just like the Avengers.

GOD that was funny to read that out loud. Even better than "One Man Auschwitz" Garrison.

Vladimir Putin has been paying attention to Harry Potter fandom cancellations all the way from Russia. Imagine him doing those online quizzes that tell you which house you're in.

The sorting hat tries to tell him he's in Hufflepuff, then the next day he's wearing a bannana hammock made of suspiciously twitching stitched fabric.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

It sounds insane because it would mean that Russia is in control of US media, big tech and US teacher unions because they are the ones primarily pushing the troon shit on kids and censoring people that try to counter it. China is far more likely to have influence than Russia but even China can only go so far. I think its easier for the US government to get rid of guns and control people if they turn half the country into braindead commie troon worshippers and "allies".

He was warning us about cartoonishly evil commie pinko faggots, not Russians. The "communists" that infiltrated the West more or less won the war, they just ditched communism for rootless cosmopolitan globalism because even the Party Elites are poor under communism.

 

[Techpriest]

Some of the memes to come out of all this have been pretty great.

 

[LettuceMan]

>Ukraine will fall in 24 hours!
>Ukraine will fall in 48 hours!
>Ukraine will fall in 3 days!
>Ukraine will fall in 4 days!
>Ukraine will fall in 5 days!
>Ukraine will fall in a week!
>Ukraine will fall in two weeks!
>Ukraine will fall in three weeks!
>We don't NEED to take Kiev
>we don't NEED to take Kharkiv
>we don't NEED to not beg 16,000 Syrian mercenaries for help
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol in a week
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol in 2 weeks
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol in 3 weeks
>we don't NEED to take anything other than Mariupol

Soon i expect it will be:
>we don't NEED Mariupol, just Donbas and Crimea
>we don't NEED Donbas, is not Russian anyway just Crimea
>Crimea? Is nothing important anyway. Mission Accomplished Comrades!

 

[Techpriest]

Soon i expect it will be:
>we don't NEED Mariupol, just Donbas and Crimea
>we don't NEED Donbas, is not Russian anyway just Crimea
>Crimea? Is nothing important anyway. Mission Accomplished Comrades!

/k/ has been enjoyable to see since this all began. Honestly has some amazing shitposts.

 

[Wormy]

He was warning us about cartoonishly evil commie pink faggots, not Russians. The "communists" that infiltrated the West more or less won the war, they just ditched communism for rootless cosmopolitan globalism because even the Party Elites are poor under communism.

Profit. Always. Wins.

Money is the One True God.