The Dead Internet Theory

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"Algorithmic fiction" is apt, even if generator bots weren't on the level they are, ones made to feed you endless slop were already in existence for years. Youtube is the biggest one to blame for this. Marvel movies (capeshit) and mumble rap were safe slop content being produced enmasse by actual people, but to feed consumers being continually fed clips of these movies and music videos on Youtube, etc.
I like that term too, can be used to describe a lot of soulless, cash-grabbing media. Fiction made for views, publicity, or money. Not for art.

This describes modern YouTube to a T. The majority of YouTube channels make content to be shoveled into the algorithm.
 
When I read original post that made this theory, I was absolutely baffled. So baffled, that I questioned how on Earth this theory got any traction at all considering the origin.
I mean, if anybody is going to be the one to notice weird happenings on the internet, it's a terminally online imageboard user. Perhaps some of their observations are schizo, but the idea still resonates with a lot of people.
 
"Dead Internet Theory" was not invented by the News or any of the places I previously mentioned. Instead it was created by user IlluminatiPirate, a user of Wizardchan who posted this theory on the forums of Agora Road's Macintosh Cafe. It was posted in January 2021.
Doesn't he say at the beginning of the thread that he first posted it to Wizardchan though? Perhaps he reposted it to Agora Road sometime afterwards to give some permanence?
 
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Half a decade after I made this thread and... it's official.
A&N thread
 
I would say that dead Internet is defined more by the sheer content shrinkage instigated on purpose by private corporations and Globalists to ensure 1. people go out and riot and 2. people are molded into "ideal men" in their favor aka illiterate, cretin ant people. A complete and through great book burning minus the fire that will devastate humanity to the point of no return.

And for the most part (and likely for the entirety of it), they are very successful at it especially after the advent of generative AI.

You cannot find any independent, non MSM site that isn't Twitter, Reddit or Youtube or is made with ChatGPT right now because those are the only things that most search engines can search out with their algos, and whatever that remains of the old Internet are the handful of sites that exist and are still maintained from the dawn of the Internet to the present day. Most of them are also directly connected to Cloudflare who will make sure that these sites are as slow and hard to browse as possible with frequent security verification checks.

And you can bet that all of these sites (save for Post-Musk Twitter maybe) and the payment processors will view even a single implied innuendo against the LGBT priesthood and the current year death cult as Haram, and the Seven Laws of Noah will be throughly enforced under the fear of deplatforming.

Speaking of Payment Processors and cancel mobs. Deplatforming and guilt can MURDER an entire civilization without fail no matter how great you perceive it to be and no matter how lowly and vagrant the Zealots behind them are. It works in the Roman Empire and it works in the 21st Century all the same. It is also a reason why Anime is on the way to the Dodo alongside Video Games (which already is the Dodo) and it's because of the Payment Processors and EU death mobs viewing even a slight fold of cleavage shown as haram.

All of which leads to more shrinkage that eventually leads to nothing BUT establishment approved halal to be found on the Internet.

If you can imagine the "entertainment" on airplane TV, this is what web 4.0 will end up to.

And once every bread and circuses go completely compromised and weaponized, the only way out is mass riots, communist revolutions and concentration camps like in the early 20th century, and the NWO will rule over the remains of society as a god.
 
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If you can imagine the "entertainment" on airplane TV, this is what web 4.0 will end up to.
God I hope not. Reminds me of a sci-fi short story, "The Room" by Ray Russell. Except that was more about non-stop advertisements, the idea of actual slop-content hadn't really occurred to anyone yet.
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@CyberAutist111 I remember reading that a long time ago. One thing I've always found interesting is, as the post mentions, Darpa's LifeLog. It says that Facebook was created "not long after" LifeLog got cancelled, but it's actually far more crazy than that.

LifeLog was created as a way to follow people from birth to death, document a person's whole life digitally. Ofcourse, Darpa being a government agency, got flak for creating this.

Specifically, the objective of the LifeLog concept was "to be able to trace the 'threads' of an individual's life in terms of events, states, and relationships", and it has the ability to "take in all of a subject's experience, from phone numbers dialed and e-mail messages viewed to every breath taken, step made and place gone"

Citing privacy issues, Darpa abandoned it on Februari 4th 2004
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Now, what was founded on Februari 4th 2004? The exact same day?
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@CyberAutist111 I remember reading that a long time ago. One thing I've always found interesting is, as the post mentions, Darpa's LifeLog. It says that Facebook was created "not long after" LifeLog got cancelled, but it's actually far more crazy than that.

LifeLog was created as a way to follow people from birth to death, document a person's whole life digitally. Ofcourse, Darpa being a government agency, got flak for creating this.

Specifically, the objective of the LifeLog concept was "to be able to trace the 'threads' of an individual's life in terms of events, states, and relationships", and it has the ability to "take in all of a subject's experience, from phone numbers dialed and e-mail messages viewed to every breath taken, step made and place gone"

Citing privacy issues, Darpa abandoned it on Februari 4th 2004
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Now, what was founded on Februari 4th 2004? The exact same day?
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No way! The government would never have the private sector do their dirty work. You are just crazy and seeing things that aren't there!!
 
you can show the algorithm who's the boss by scrolling to the bottom and not clicking any thumbnails. if enough people did that, youtube wouldn't earn anything from ads.
I got so fed up with the YT algo and the shitty recommendations, I actually hid the Related Videos section using a Tampermonkey script.

JavaScript:
// ==UserScript==
// @name         YouTube Remove Related
// @namespace    http://tampermonkey.net/
// @version      1.0
// @description  Remove "related videos" section
// @match        https://www.youtube.com/*
// @grant        none
// ==/UserScript==

(function() {
    'use strict';

    function removeRelated()
    {
        removeElement("//div[@id='chat-container']");
        removeElement("//div[@id='donation-shelf']");
        removeElement("//div[@id='player-ads']");
        removeElement("//ytd-watch-next-secondary-results-renderer");
    };

    function removeElement(xPath) {
        let elem = document.evaluate(xPath, document, null, XPathResult.FIRST_ORDERED_NODE_TYPE, null).singleNodeValue;
        if (elem != null)
        {
            elem.parentNode.removeChild(elem);
        }
    }

    function removeElements(xPath)
    {
        let tags = document.evaluate(xPath, document, null, XPathResult.ORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE, null);
        for (let i = 0; i < tags.snapshotLength; i++)
        {
            let tag = tags.snapshotItem(i);
            if (tag != null)
            {
                tag.parentNode.removeChild(tag);
            }
        }
    }

    // Create a MutationObserver that calls the removeRelated function when changes occur in the document's subtree
    const mutationObserver = new MutationObserver(removeRelated);
    mutationObserver.observe(document, { subtree: true, childList: true });
})();
 
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