The Commercial Thread

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When I was real little, I thought original Petah was coming home from College, and college didn't let out until Christmas eve.
 
A classic


Also, here's a local car dealer....the Wizard of Haasz. It used to be just standard "we have the best deals on new (insert year, car model) and we treat all our customers like family" type stuff until one day Haasz said, "Fuck it! Needs more dancing high school girls and me dressed up as a wizard."

And on that day, shit got awkward.

 

I remember seeing this commercial in English and Spanish.
 
Can I point out how obnoxious this commercial is, please?


>Implies every successful person on the planet earth took an online course
>Implies that college excludes financial realities (what is a life plan?)
>Implies that you are ignorant scum for not accepting heavily commercialized program
 
I remember a series of nightmarish commercials for a local landscaping company that featured garden gnomes hopping around squeaking in spine chilling falsetto voices and giggling like they were dancing on the mass grave of the missing children whose souls were taken in order to power the black magic giving them sentience.
Unfortunately I can't find the video, so here is my favorite Snickers commercial instead.
 
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