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Yep. You've pretty much got Cole figured out -- instead of adding value or insight, it's a lot easier to just swim upstream and wait for the salt to flow.
The Cole Smithey Thread
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- 18 de Jul, 2016
The skyscrapers with thatched roofs are pretty lulzy.
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- 6 de Abr, 2015
He actually sperged out and did the same thing to me after I rated some of his posts autistic.
Francine StripeCheer
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
Reminds me of Kim Jong-il's victory arch, a horrible amalgam of Classical and Korean architecture
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
Cole failed.
I'm not afraid of Cole Smithey. I ram my weiner into his butthole!
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- 18 de Sep, 2016
People are just mad that they didn't win the eBay auction to have lunch with him, the greatest film critic ever, so they could show up dressed as a pickle and ask him personal questions about CWC.
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- 18 de Jul, 2016
Ironically people would pay good money for interviews about his early life and his relationship with Borb, the irony being that the interview give him the views he craves but would also mean admitting he is a redneck from bumfucksville to his new yorker hipster mates.
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- 9 de Jun, 2014
Three people have already taken dumps on Black Panther and none of them are Cole or Armond.
Which means we're looking at a potential total of five people shitting on it, in other words.
de_DEVIL_tails
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- 4 de Ene, 2018
You...cant be serious.
I cant wait for coles review on this. I think he will suprise everyone and give it a glowing review. You know, to troll kf spergs.
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- 16 de Feb, 2017
That reminds me of the time that Mr Magenta slammed his penis into the anus of a man named Trent. Ejaculate.
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
I think someone once won it for $1.25 when he foolishly listed it without a reserve, and he backed out.
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
I have a feeling Cole has dined out for years on the story of his harrowing escape from the boonies.
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
Lay off the booze man
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- 9 de Jun, 2014
Yes, and they left him positive feedback saying "a bargain at twice the price".
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
I am an old man, and if someone hands me a jawbreaker, I chew it to tiny pieces.
I have every single tooth that ever grew into my jaws, and if you ever bug me, I can literally chew you to death.
I have every single tooth that ever grew into my jaws, and if you ever bug me, I can literally chew you to death.
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
He says he has, but speaking as a drunkard myself he obviously hasn't because nobody who isn't drunk off his ass would have written such gibberish.
MechanicalHugbox
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- 3 de Mayo, 2017
Most Furries I know are either BPD, or edgy people who never truely grew out of highschool
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- 5 de Abr, 2017
Well conglaturations are in order as Cole Smithey was on a story that ended up on The Drudge Report.
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/feb/26/rotten-tomatoes-hollywood-love-hate-relationship
"With its dominance and prominence, Rotten Tomatoes is becoming the story – and not always in a good way. After Lady Bird got its 100% score, for example, one critic opted to lob a green splat into the mix, not because he hated the movie, but because everyone else liked it so much. “I had to consider whether to cast Lady Bird as fresh or rotten in the context of a perfect score that people were using to trumpet Lady Bird as the all-time best-reviewed movie on RT,” Cole Smithey tweeted. In other words, Rotten Tomatoes’ status as a neutral measure of critics’ opinions comes into question when it starts to influence those opinions."
I don't know the full significance of this other than a yawn from me.
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/feb/26/rotten-tomatoes-hollywood-love-hate-relationship
"With its dominance and prominence, Rotten Tomatoes is becoming the story – and not always in a good way. After Lady Bird got its 100% score, for example, one critic opted to lob a green splat into the mix, not because he hated the movie, but because everyone else liked it so much. “I had to consider whether to cast Lady Bird as fresh or rotten in the context of a perfect score that people were using to trumpet Lady Bird as the all-time best-reviewed movie on RT,” Cole Smithey tweeted. In other words, Rotten Tomatoes’ status as a neutral measure of critics’ opinions comes into question when it starts to influence those opinions."
I don't know the full significance of this other than a yawn from me.
MechanicalHugbox
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- 3 de Mayo, 2017
From one point of view that could be considered an interesting statement, even a protest of the effect of rotten tomatoes on the film industry
From another it's cole being an Edgy twat
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
As much as I think Cole is a useless prick (and I do) this Rotten Tomatoes thing does need to be addressed. It's absurd how much importance is placed on this score, especially when said score can be derailed by a guy whose only qualifications are taking selfies in black and white and having a sped half brother.