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In Carniggo Hall, throwing bundles of money on the fire, watching news reports of the 14BC conflagration.
The Cole Smithey Thread
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- 10 de Nov, 2015
I thought this was funny in that picture he drew. Chris thinks if he puts out a video everyone sees it. I bet he thinks the same thing with the news report of the house fire.
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- 10 de Feb, 2013
Why is it every lolcow and crazy community documented on the farms has copious warnings to not get personally enraged at them, yet people have no problem expressing their hated and loathing for a boring film critic?
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- 25 de Sep, 2014
As if news from Bumfuck, VA is top priority in NY.
CharlieBrowns
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- 27 de Oct, 2014
Getting angry at Cole is like shouting at a brick in a shitty wall. Nobody cares, and the wall's still shit.
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- 10 de Nov, 2015
Arent professional critics like considered bottom feeders just above lawyers and politicans? Add that to the sniffing of his own farts and thinking hes unironically the smartest critic in the world how can you not hate him?
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- 10 de Feb, 2013
Because he's nobody to you the same way any other cow is.
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- 10 de Nov, 2015
Nothing gets to me more than smug pretentiousness. Its something both Cole and Brianna are the most guilty of out of every cow on here.
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- 24 de Jul, 2016
BECAUSE...um....blah blah blah logic is why!
No, seriously, I've never had an idea of why people are always mad at cole. He literally just chills and drinks his microbrews.
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
Roger Ebert was a pretty cool guy and he was a professional critic.
He did write a way worse movie than other movies he called shit, but no big deal.
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- 10 de Feb, 2013
It's fucking stupid.
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
He's kind of a dick.
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- 10 de Feb, 2013
Our target lolcows include child molesters who don't seem to accrue as much vitriol as cole.
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
At least Nick isn't a hipster.
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- 10 de Nov, 2015
Nick was never smug and pretentious about what he did. And even if he was he was too retarded to understand why it was wrong. That being said I hate Nick Bate too but I hate him a lot less now that hes in prison and his thread actually became entertaining when he got arrested.
Cole is not retarded and he cant use that excuse.
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- 10 de Feb, 2013
My god, I don't know how to spell this out clearer for you spergs. Cole is one smug asshole out of a billion. Half of this forum's population probably eclipses his bullshit with their own. Stop making excuses to talk about how much you hate a man who has no impact on your life or on anyone else's just because he writes bad reviews.
Now this thread has basically turned into "I'm better than Cole because" so fuck it, it's closed until someone can offer a decent reason why you need so badly to shit on someone who isn't even a cow in the first place for 90 more pages.
Now this thread has basically turned into "I'm better than Cole because" so fuck it, it's closed until someone can offer a decent reason why you need so badly to shit on someone who isn't even a cow in the first place for 90 more pages.
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- 22 de Jun, 2016
I love that he thinks the reason he's known isn't because he's Chris' brother, but because he gave Toy Story 3 a negative review.
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- 5 de Sep, 2017
I wonder if this will make Chris realize his hollywood fat-cat big brother isn't as rich as he seems to think.