The charges, Officer?

[Max Caulfield]

 

[Haloperidol]

Isn’t it obvious? He stabbed that burger to death.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Alternate universe OJ where the glove fit.

 

[Space_Dandy]

You sped. You followed too closely. You ran a stop sign. You almost hit a Chevy. You sped some more. You failed to yield at a crosswalk. You changed lanes at the intersection. You changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!
And that's not all.
You have unpaid parking tickets too.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

3rd degree niggery