The 'Buying a Farm' 2020 Merch Run

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

Sorry if this has been asked and/or answered here before, but what exactly is the proper procedure for interacting with a kiwi wearing one of these shirts in public?

I would assume that the best policy is to just flat-out ignore them, so as not to powerlevel yourself. But that does make me just a little bit sad. Some of you guys are alright. I would hang out with a few of you in public if that were possible.

either call them out or rob them of their shirt.

 

[Cosmos]

Sorry if this has been asked and/or answered here before, but what exactly is the proper procedure for interacting with a kiwi wearing one of these shirts in public?

I would assume that the best policy is to just flat-out ignore them, so as not to powerlevel yourself. But that does make me just a little bit sad. Some of you guys are alright. I would hang out with a few of you in public if that were possible.

Ask them to marry you so you can make autistic babies and start a family of shitposters.

 

[OnlyFacingRear]

What kind of faggot would want the logo on the front? I thought ya'll were cool.

Also, putting the website address is no good fam. I'll be cutting that portion off!

 

[CWCissey]

Sorry if this has been asked and/or answered here before, but what exactly is the proper procedure for interacting with a kiwi wearing one of these shirts in public?

Buy them a beer for having the sheer balls to admit coming here in public.

 

[Chad Nasty]

Buy them a beer for having the sheer balls to admit coming here in public.

But the design is so cool. I'd get soooo many asspats from stylish phags that don't know what it means.

 

[CWCissey]

But the design is so cool. I'd get soooo many asspats from stylish phags that don't know what it means.

I have had compliments on my Sofacuck shirt.

 

[Looney Troons]

Super hype for the shirt

 

[UnKillFill]

Ask them to marry you so you can make autistic babies and start a family of shitposters.

But I'm not gay, and everyone here is a dude. Even the ladies

 

[Xarpho]

I voted for "front", the only reason you'd do a big back design is if the front logo is small and located around the pocket area (many t-shirts are like this). But unless you wanted to put a Kiwi Farms logo in the front (not recommended), it makes no sense to put it on the back.

 

[FeverGlitch]

Insta-buy for that shirt for me!
...And also because Kiwi Birb

 

[NoFeline]

The text on the plague kiwi will be white if the shirt is bought in black, right?

 

[Polyboros2]

Shirt isn't my style, but I'll absolutely get some of those stickers

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Oh, these are super cute. Was already going to get a shirt, but now I need the damn stickers, too.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

I will just buy it for pajama and shit.

 

[Soft Boi]

I know it's easier because black fits with everything, but I would really like if the shirt was an other colour. Maybe charcoal or maroon ?

 

[Sovegaard]

Little disappointed the True & Honest design didn't make the cut, but graphically this one's pretty dope; especially since it'll be on a black backdrop, and oh so slimming for them big bois.

Here's to hoping Josh gets enough of that sweet, sweet merch money to cover the servers AND possibly (maybe) do another run in the near future. I need more obscure shirts to out hipster the hipsters, and I can only wear Murdoch Murdoch so many days in a row.

 

[KitsuneEyes]

Sorry if this has been asked before, but there will be EU shipping?

 

[ggalin]

i’m kinda disappointed. i wanted to see the anime girl on my shirt. i’m good, enjoy your merch thingy. i’m out, guess i’m spending my hard earned cash on snake oil

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

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Will be round.

*sniffs* It's so cute.

 

[CockPockets]

Where's the quantum superposition option, where it's on both sides at once