The Bufords Kiwi Awards 2025 - The awards by Kiwis, for Kiwis have returned!

[#FF0000]

When does voting for Best Overall Contributor end?

 

[Jobama]

Best new OP
the Jet Neptune thread by @Rache Bartmoss
Most deserved ban
@Get the rope Macaulay!

 

[SparklyFetuses]

Best Overall Contributor: @Osama Bin Laden

Best New OP: The Sims Online by @Demon Mist

Best Rewritten OP: Francis Joseph Benditt IV by @Admiral Throbnelius

Best Researcher: @Relinquish (I wonder what exactly happened to him, though)

Best Lolcow Fanwork: Ralph Attends a Funeral by @ladmanboy

Most Deserved Ban: @Vinluv Handesbukia

 

[cromit]

Best Overall Contributor

@Osama Bin Laden

Best new OP: Francis E. Dec Esq.

Best Rewritten OP

Russell Greer / @Sexy Senior Citizen

Best Researcher

As far as I’m concerned, @Useful_Mistake is an unpaid paralegal for Matthew Hardin. Incredible work. Probably saves Null hundreds in litigation costs.

Most Deserved Ban

Vinluv. On top of all the other qualities other posters have mentioned, he was terminally unfunny.

 

[Candidate No 7]

How do you find out that users have died on an anonymous forum?

 

[Gentlebastard]

Best Overall Contributor: @Magic Pickle

Best New OP: Francis E. Dec, Esq by @Mister Mint

Best Rewritten OP: Russell Greer by @Sexy Senior Citizen

Best Researcher: @Useful_Mistake

Best Lolcow Fanwork: @NaggotFigger 's "Trick or Pepperoni"

Most Deserved Ban: @Vinluv Handesbukia

How do you find out that users have died on an anonymous forum?

Usually, other users have some sort of real life connection to them (relatives, gaming buddies, social media, getting into actual relationships with other Farmers etc.), and the surviving parts report here when a Kiwi goes to the Great Cheese Shop In The Sky. As an example, @Gehenna's death was informed by his son, if I'm not mistaken.

 

[AnOminous]

Best Overall Contributor: @Useful_Mistake
Best New OP: Francis E. Dec by @Mister Mint
Best Rewritten OP: abstain because it would be a favorite lolcow choice
Best Researcher: I would have picked @Azdy if on the list because of doing God's work against the monkey torturers but I'm picking @Folgers Can because I already picked UM for best overall
Best Fanwork: @Shush Rekieta Bodycam Reenactment
Best Ban: @Vinluv Handesbukia fuck that fucked up weirdo

 

[Bullet Kin]

I will not @ anyone out of respect.
I have skipped categories I am lacking knowledge in.

Best Overall Contributor: Osama Bin Laden
Best New Op: Francis E. Dec, Esq.
Best Lolcow Fan Work: "Rekieta Bodycam Reenactment" by Shush
Most Deserved Ban: @Vinluv Handesbukia

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Best Overall Contributor: neger psykolog

Best New OP: The Sims Online

Best Rewritten OP: Sam Hyde Rewrite

Best Researcher: notorietus

Best Lolcow Fanwork: shush for Rekieta Bodycam

Most Deserved Ban: BrunoMattei

 

[FoxLover9999]

Best Overall Contributor: Useful_Mistake

Best New OP: The Sims Online

Best Rewritten OP: Sam Hyde Rewrite

Best Researcher: GenociderSyo

Best Lolcow Fanwork: ladmanboy, "Ralph Attends a Funeral"

Most Deserved Ban: BrunoMattei

GenociderSyo does so much for the Tard Baby General thread, I think I signed up originally in order to read more back when I still followed that thread. The Sims Online community is one of my favourite threads, Angel Mist creates so much content just on her own, so I think it deserves it.

 

[xX_rAcE_wAr_420_Xx]

Best Overall Contributor: @Useful_Mistake for being my favorite janny
Best New OP: @Mister Mint for the Francis E Dec thread
Most Deserved Ban: @Get the rope Macaulay! for being the user who I was most reminded I ignored a long time ago

 

[Buck Foss]

Best Overall Contributor: @Relinquish

Best New OP: Karl Jobst by @Gremperor

Best Rewritten OP: Sam Hyde by @Lidl Drip

Best Researcher: @Useful_Mistake

Best Lolcow Fanwork: "Rekieta Bodycam Reenactment" by @Shush (that animation was the best content to come out of 2025)

Most Deserved Ban: Not voting cause I dunno most on site drama

 

[Muskcarpone]

Best contributor: @Magic Pickle

 

[TismFarmer]

Best contributor AND best researcher (since still_a_shill has gone AWOL) is, of course, @GenociderSyo!

 

[BlueMoonstone]

I personally am rather fond of Syo.
His threads are what got me to eventually comment on this site

 

[Kamen Rider Faiz]

Best overall contributor:

• my nigga @Osama Bin Laden

Best New OP:

• The Sims Online, beary entertaining

Best Researcher:

• @Haramburger

Best Lolcow fanwork:

• the rekieta bodycam footage, no doubt

Most Deserved Ban:

• @slungus22 , free my nigga ted he dindu nuffin

IN MEMORIAM

• Joe Winko, the post mortem mod for sims 2 was quite amusing

IN MEMORIAM: kiwis

• @Cats , may he rest in peace

 

[the last eunuchorn]

Best Overall Contributor: @Magic Pickle

Best New OP: Zizians by @Coo Coo Bird

Best Rewritten: Russell Greer by @Sexy Senior Citizen

Best researcher: @GenociderSyo

Best lolcow fanwork: Trick or Pepperoni by @NaggotFigger

 

[Kiislova]

Best Overall: @Magic Pickle
Best New OP: KiwiTubers by @Osama Bin Laden
Best rewritten OP: Sam Hyde by @Lidl Drip
Best Lolcow Fanwork: @CrunkLord420 for the Terry anniversary games but since he's not there my vote goes to @Shush, "Rekieta Bodycam Reenactment"

 

[Kheapathic]

I'm dropping a vote for @East_Clintwood as the dude's been monitoring the Mercedes Carrera child sex abuse court case, which has been having extensions since she got arrested back in February of 2019. If you don't know who she is, porn start turned right-wing grifter during GamerGate. Our boy's been keeping up with the court dates and blue-balling us for six years straight, he deserves some recognition.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

I want an award for best sticker-giver. I think I have put in the effort to win it. All this despite Null actively hating the stickers. I still gave stickers when Null disabled the sticker notifications for a bit.