The Brown Challenge - You have been accused of being brown, will you defend your honor?

[31 Black]

Sort of. North American Reds are not brown, but Central and South American ones are. The fewer Spaniards in the woodpile the better, it would seem. There's also the whole "epicanthic fold" thing.

Edit: If you're a red and trying to prove non-brownness you should probably include a can of Aquanet and/or bottle of Night Train in your hand photo.

All I know is my avatar is a Colorado red.

I ain't posting hands because I value my opsec, but I assure you that I have hands.

 

[Drip Torch]

Im a forest nigger mutt, and I aint got to prove shit to nobody.

 

[Sooty Soot]

If I use a whitening cream to make my hand white, could I theoretically get other people banned for calling me brown?

 

[souschef]

I'm orange. Technically a tabby, to be exact

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

If I use a whitening cream to make my hand white, could I theoretically get other people banned for calling me brown?

No, because the only people who use whitening cream are brown people. By the spirit of the law, you are a shitskin.

 

[Air support]

deny it

 

[draggs]

My n'wahs, I solved this ages ago, just trust me with your precious digits and all will be well, come join the ritual circle

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/mandragore.222190/

with hands like those the huwhite race is DOOMED i tell you

 

[Sooty Soot]

No, because the only people who use whitening cream are brown people. By the spirit of the law, you are a shitskin.

Whatever, whites are subhuman anyway.

 

[ZeCommissar]

Also like...what if someone is just Mediterranean and tans heavily?

Oh wait Italians aren't white...nvm

 

[Fat Camp Intern]

yall i aint gon front imma lil boney for a black woman but my melanin levels be str8 up midnight ya hear me fam. I finna meet wit my baby daddy he gon hook me up with some henny and koolaid pickles