The Black List 2018 - The best unproduced scripts of the year

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When a woman finds a time machine in a downtown Manhattan nail salon, she uses it to keep traveling back in time 24 hours to make her previous night’s date perfect.

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So it's The Girl Who Leapt Through Time US version?

Wouldn't using a time machine mean that there'd be multiple versions of yourself all attempting to go on a date with the same person at the same time?
 
wow
I guess I can see why there are more superhero movies produced and fewer and fewer original films. Because no one would see these movies except in ironic fascination.

:stress: Will it never die?
What are they gonna do, make Pepe memes at her?
 
This has potential. They should keep it.
that James Franco series where he travels through time to save JFK, the portal he travels through is in a hamburger shop... the owner buys meat in the past because it's cheaper, then cooks and sells it in the future.
 
2014 had the best movie idea
"WONKA
Jason Micallef
A dark, reimagining of the Willy Wonka story beginning in World War II and culminating with his takeover of the chocolate factory."
https://deadline.com/2014/12/black-list-2014-winners-announcement-screenplays-1201325735/
https://www87.zippyshare.com/v/1BtUqmjt/file.html
Oompa-Loompas as jews would have been amazing, also sounds like a remake of Schindler's List. The backlash this movie would have caused would have been more enjoyable than the trainwreck of a movie itself.
 
These are unproduced for a reason.

EDIT: Here’s a link to all of the actual scripts. My God, these are bad.

https://drive.google.com/open?id=1EfkdC8y4i3h0YIQQDx4UV72MQNY6czBC

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A roar can be heard as the whole audience stands up and claps, men start crying, mothers drop their babies, the whole teather starts singing along the lyrics as this magical moment unfolds around such magnificent piece; On the outside, news outlets pile up on the teather's heavy glass doors every single one of the reporters want to be know, for being the first to report the birth of such masterpiece.
As the music gets louder and louder, the whole building starts to glow, a soft "humm" can be heard under the sound of concrete pillars violently snapping and steel beams bending, the sound echoes through the streets catching the attention of everyone around the area, who now form a crowd around the building.
It is said that no copies of the movie where ever made, as modern computers couldn't process anything but a second of the footage of the original film. Scientists are still trying to figure out the weird phenomena that took part in the events of such night, as it violates every known law of physics.
And finally, all the people present that on the teather that day have all become soylent bottles.
 
The Duke can't figure out how such a brilliant script wasn't approved
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Bonus ending to strong woman beating off gamergate trolls
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