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Who do you think will win the Farrer by-election?

  • Independent Michelle Milthorpe

    Votos: 5 18.5%

  • Liberals or Nations (Both fielding candidates)

    Votos: 5 18.5%

  • One Nation

    Votos: 17 63.0%
  • Total de votantes
    27
  • Encuesta cerrada .
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Cat Funt dijo:
Young ppl are too lazy to dig fuckin holes and haul water about, they just grow a few ounces in their lil tents in the shed or get a medical.
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well enjoy the stems and seeds you get from hauling urns like an african tribeswoman up the mountain to where plant jizz can fall on them from the sky, while the rest of us are crafting beautiful bonzais with an elaborate web of dental floss on a bespoke throne of hand-shaved coconut fibres like a princess deserves. i bet you didn't even write an arduino program to dispense nutes and canadian techno according to substrate readings and moon phases. i bet you don't even have a loupe and a set of makeup brushes made from the softest japanese eyelash hair to paint on neem oil like you're gonna enter it in the golden demon awards. if i could actually harvest a plant instead of getting paranoid and binning everything every four months because there was a van parked on my street overnight i bet them nuggets would sparkle like a christmas beetle
 
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All the boomers are dead or at least retired, so the next couple gens would have put things right by now. I'm thinking back hard and honestly can't see any improvement since VB longnecks were a breakfast staple. That being said I'm not sure waiting for your olds to die is a great strat to financial freedom given the gov will certainly introduce an inherence tax before long. I can see the kids stepping on me hose when I'm at deaths door in some jeetified hospital of the future. poor fella me country.
 
Cat Funt dijo:
This reminds me way back like 30 - 40 years ago we grew some weed out bush behind the property we worked and the plants were amazing tall with great hefty promise, until they flowered. Then the roos came and tore at them to get that sweet sweet nectar at the top. Rooned! Then some mate said there's a circus coming (Sawdust Circus or w/e it was called) ask them for big cat shit, keeps all animals away, but we was like bit late for that isn't it cunt? Anyhow that's how a bloke got a house deposit back in the day. Young ppl are too lazy to dig fuckin holes and haul water about, they just grow a few ounces in their lil tents in the shed or get a medical. Poofs. Stop eating avocado toast and giving money to OF sluts. Hard work pays off. All this was fuckin trees when I was a boy, and furthermore ;lowerppebrpe[nnnnnnnn
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Young people dont have any land to do so
 
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(That author's name - absolute poetry)

Of course this isn't then end - it just goes back to the trannybunal for a new determination.
 
Fat Camp Intern dijo:
I was recently reminded of how incompetent the Australian government and judicial system is when I was found that Billy Mitchell won the defamation suit against Karl Jobst. What an absolute fucking disgrace of a judge. A true moron.
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You didn't follow the case at all did you. Billy won because the case was about Karl saying he caused a speedrunner to commit suicide and implied it was from financial distress afaik there was no financial component of the lawsuit. Billy wasn't even mentioned in the guys suicide note.

Only person who gave a fuck about Billy's videogame record was Karl who made it a major part of his case, the judge rightfully gave no fucks about it. Go read up on the thread and join in on making fun of the albino faggot
 
zeroapexpeak dijo:
You didn't follow the case at all did you. Billy won because the case was about Karl saying he caused a speedrunner to commit suicide and implied it was from financial distress afaik there was no financial component of the lawsuit. Billy wasn't even mentioned in the guys suicide note.

Only person who gave a fuck about Billy's videogame record was Karl who made it a major part of his case, the judge rightfully gave no fucks about it. Go read up on the thread and join in on making fun of the albino faggot
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Not again. For fuck's sake. I'm tired of explaining this. The information is readily out there and you should research the facts yourself instead of repeating hearsay.

Apollo absolutely did get served with a $1,000,000 lawsuit and it absolutely did cause him distress. He even posted a video about it before taking it down where he expressed this. The one technicality, which the judge harped on, is that no money actually was exchanged between him and Billy. Because they settled out of court. Karl suspected that the lawsuit played a role in Apollos suicide. Go listen to his own words. That alone is not sufficient cause for defamation. The incompetent judge took Karl's other statements as thinking of himself as a hero and being above the law, and the judge ruled based on emotions.

There is a big difference between saying, "I think the lawsuit contributed to him taking his life", and "BILLY MURDERED APOLLO!!" Billy, by the way, literally equated it to being accused of murder.

The fact I, a layman, have to explain this to 99% of people demonstrates clearly how incompetent and unfit to be a judge the average person is. You, like the judge, didn't follow the case at all. And yet have the gall to say that toward me 🙄
 
yolotengo dijo:
No parent names their "Australian" kid Gout Gout. If his name was Mick or Lachie he might be passable as someone at least wanting to be Australian.
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His name is also wrong - it's supposed to be spelled Guot Guot (and pronounced Gwot) but it seems his parents didn't realise until Gout became a national star and people were saying his name on the news. His Dad wanted people to use the 'correct' pronunciation and spelling but it seems Gout is happy with 'rhymes with doubt' as that is what everyone outside family has always called him and doesn't want to change it.
 
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