Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

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twi1992 dijo:
Oh my God, this bitch fucking knows she's being recorded. Miss me with that bullshit. You've been watching him record that WHOLE time, he's talking directly at you and has his phone pointed at you? Please. 🙄
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Amber always acts very weird whenever she is being filmed by someone else. She can't control the angle and how she is perceived like she can when she is the one filming herself, so she gets all awkward and cringey. It's like she tries too hard to make jokes or be funny to try and distract everyone from how huge she is.
 
TwinkoStorr dijo:
In Erics new vlog,at around 5:40 you can see our gorl sitting in the kitchen. As soon as she realizes she's being filmed she asks "WhAT ArE You DoeEN?? R u VloGEeN?".
She then decides to let us all know "Becky is sitting too you guize!" Ahhh, classic Amber move,take down everyone you can.

Apparently she is sitting because she's watching Erics cooking show live,Becky and her are his audience and not because she's 500+lbs and cant stand longer than 20 seconds


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I don’t even like Becky but her constant need to bring her down when she gets called out for shit goes to show she doesn’t care at all for anyone she dates. She used to make destiny the butt of the joke too.
 
raritycunt dijo:
I don’t even like Becky but her constant need to bring her down when she gets called out for shit goes to show she doesn’t care at all for anyone she dates. She used to make destiny the butt of the joke too.
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At least Destiny had the mental capacity to throw shade back at Amber. That was about as far as Destiny's brain could go, but it's worlds better than the Butler's lack of cognitive ability.
 
Did you hear right at the start AL asking Becky "did you take your medicine?"

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Here Amber flashes the "Two Already in the Stink" finger pose!
 
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Her eyes nervously flicking back to the camera every three seconds is hilarious. She gets so damn antsy when she’s not in control.
 
Dana would look younger if she didn't bleach the fuck out of her hair. That solid bleach job and her fatness make her look 20 years older. When your hair and skin are the same dull color you are going to look older and sicker. Her own mom looks better and almost younger than her.
 
gorl on a mission dijo:
if you told me dana was 40+ and dusty was her autistic son i would not question you in the slightest.
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I'd say the same for when Density was porking Amberlynn- I mean if you've seen those people on MSHPL who have their 8-year-olds butlering for them day in and day out it doesn't look much different than seeing Albert on a scootypuff at Wommart while Dustin throws whatever (s)he wants in the cart. However I would agree Dana's facial fat distribution is very unfortunate and ages her more than Amber's. Amber is by no means attractive but at least she doesn't carry fat in the center of her face like Tammy Slaton. I think it's also owed to the fact that Amber's features are just more visually pleasing than Dana's, plain and simple. Amber has wider eyes, a smaller nose, and her features are spread evenly across her face like any other normal human being. Dana's are scrunched up in the center of her face and it doesn't help that she has an inhuman, round Charlie-Brown-shaped head.

And it's nice to know that these backwater hicks don't give a damn that a registered sex offender, who was put away for diddling kids, has two preschoolers sitting on his lap. That face he's making is so terrifyingly smarmy and eager (:_(
 
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