Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

Of note: Destiny says our gorl knew about the engagement a week before Destiny said anything to the public. And also she talked about "controlling" prior relationships

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DvTN_IWwzIw

and AL said she knew about the engagement way prior. made it sound like she knew about it weeks ahead of time, no way it would have affected her quitting optavia. AL's uploading makes it hard to figure out the timelines but figured she quit optavia around the unboxing video I guess that's about a week.
 
Dustins and Danas wedding will be in kentucky. You guys think our gorl Amber will show up?
So about that, in that FAQ video one of the questions was if they were going to invite AL, and Destiny said yes. I believe it's because they planned the wedding out so far (and even said if they still weren't ready they're push it out another year or two tee hee if they 'had to') and knew there wouldn't be a wedding to invite AL to anyway.
 
Yeah yeah, it's late. 16 fucking minutes. Here we go.

-Eric and Rickie are mincing around a carpark. Eric has once again heat-straightened his dry-as-fuck hair making it look like a dead desert bush.
-After pointing out that it's Saturday (when every day is Saturday for Eric) Eric says they're seeing "The Prodigy", which looks like generic hollywood horror trash

-Cut to Maison de Gay. The movie was so shitty and predictable that even Eric saw through the formulaic writing.
-"We" (Rickie) is going to do a "family dinnurr" using shitty Walmart ingredients
-Rickie wafts in looking fat and sporting a hate-crime-incitingly gay hairstyle which does not look good
-Really boring talk about cholesterol content of shrimp in which Eric unwittingly admits Rickie is doing 100% of the cooking. Eric says "you're going to fatten me up" apparently not realising that ship sailed long ago
-They say gay things to their confused cute dog
-Eric tries to show off his hairdo which looks like a merkin made out of a straw mat
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-Extremely interesting spiel about tv shows Eric hasn't seen and isn't going to watch
-Blueberry Chat 2019 while the viewer tries to stay awake.
-Rickie shows the "healthy" dinner he made which incidentally has extremely high carbohydrate content

-Abrupt cut to the car with Eric hissing and lisping about Rickie's shoulder appointment today.
-Eric gives us an "update" about the movie he watched that nobody paid attention to or remembers. He takes 90 seconds to convey to his satisfaction that the movie was "disappointing".
-Something something Rickie's shoulder fucking hell kill me now
-We're treated to the song that Gay Garey Busey and Will o' the Lisp got fagmarried to. It sounds shit.

-Cut to the carpark. Rickie's appt didn't happen. There was a "mithcummunication". Eric is annoyed because "we" wasted "our" time coming up here; Eric could be spending Rickie's money on his iPad with this time.

-Cut to some redneck diner. They're eating extremely unhealthy food. This is the first time "we have ate" today.
-Eric blathers about the diet and explains how the cheese, rice, cream cheese, fatty sauce and fried chicken he's eating is healthy
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-Cut to home. Eric continues to speak as though they were both inconvenienced by him having to sit in a car for a while doing nothing instead of sitting at home doing nothing.
-The day was instead spent buying even more White Trash Fancy fragrance products. The entire house must reek of cheap artificial fragrances with base notes of yeasty cunt.
-Chloroform in speech as Eric explains his rationale for fragrance allocation for four fucking minutes, a probable new record for duration of EricBabble
-Eric profusely thanks his beloved viewership
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~FIN~
 
So about that, in that FAQ video one of the questions was if they were going to invite AL, and Destiny said yes. I believe it's because they planned the wedding out so far (and even said if they still weren't ready they're push it out another year or two tee hee if they 'had to') and knew there wouldn't be a wedding to invite AL to anyway.

Orrrr there won’t be an amber to invite to the wedding :thinking:
 
Of course she’ll be invited. We just all know that if she is still of this earth she will be permanently affixed to her mattress.

Etiquette says always invite even if you know that they won’t be able to make it.
 
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