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- 13 de Jul, 2025
Picture this, you're at Glitch's HQ. Everyone is tense. Tickets are being refunded en masse, earnings are dropping. Your chinese investor mailed you the finger of your representative. And while all this is happening, Cooper is on his corner, laughing.
"Great," you think. "The tranny finally lost his mind."
But to your shock, he actually reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a USB drive.
"The leaks? They were fake." he explains. "I made a false ending to mislead those third world chimps. The REAL ending is right here."
Everyone cheers. Glitch is saved! They can send the actual ending to theaters!
So you plug in the USB into your computer so everyone can see what the real ending is like. You're immediately treated to a 4 hours long snuff guro scene where all the characters are fucking eachother while drilling holes into their brains. Literally fucking their brains out through the holes they made. Jax's hung corpse lingers in a corner during the whole ordeal. Once everyone cums and dies, Caine and Bubbles show up to wrap things up.
"Now THAT was a finale, wasn't it bubbles?"
"I don't think Israel has the right to exist."
The screen cuts to black. It then switches to a scuffed footage of a hidden cam recording Arin Hanson getting fucked in the ass by Ross, who's wearing blackface.
"Yeah, RAPE my tight little ass like the feral FUCKING NIGGER you are!"
"Jesus christ Arin! You're still hooking me with that contact at Glitch after this right?"
You later find Cooper dead with seventeen holes on his head.
Buddy....xDDDD