The Alien TV show will be about classicism - We Wuz Xenomorphs

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I liked Covenant. Fuck you!

And I liked Prometheus but it still doesn't change the fact they were fucking retarded.

 

[BrunoMattei]

And I liked Prometheus but it still doesn't change the fact they were fucking retarded.

And I said fuck you!

We will not shit on Alien: Covenant in this thread. I forbid this to happen.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Why bother with alien, why not bring back Slan since that was exactly type of story it was.

Mutants had to live as second class citizens and toil away while the humans lived better and constantly kept having to beat the mutants down. Kier Gray is the main antagonist and the main hero was Jommy who was a Slan Hybrid. There were two main types of Slans, Telepathic ones with tendrils, and super intelligent ones without tendrils but still couldn't fit in with society at large, basically autistics.

 

[The Valeyard]

Why bother with alien, why not bring back Slan since that was exactly type of story it was.

Because Alien is a recognisable IP that Disney now owns.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

We will not shit on Alien: Covenant in this thread. I forbid this to happen.

Alien: Covenant is bad and I would not spend my evening watching it again.

Hello? Ridley Scott? I'm sorry I want you back!

Now look at Terminator franchise and try saying it again.

 

[Inflatable Julay]

The show will not re-cast or revisit Sigourney Weaver's iconic character Ellen Ripley.

Bullshit. If it lasts more than one season I garuntee they will have her involved in some way. These shows always end up having to fall back on the stuff people like.

 

[Santiago_Nasar]

Will they finally discuss the Bonus situation?

 

[BrunoMattei]

Bullshit. If it lasts more than one season I garuntee they will have her involved in some way. These shows always end up having to fall back on the stuff people like.

I'd say it's more likely they'll use her voice and/or bring in her daughter to tie in with Alien: Isolation.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I want to see a roided out Newt clone with a Dyke hair cut blast aliens while shouting the praises of Karl Marx and then go "CAPITALISM WAS THE REAL ALIEN ALL ALONG!"

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

And I said fuck you!

I'm sorry, my eyesight isn't what it used to be. Fuck you too.

We good now?

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

maybe the real aliens are the ones we met along the way

By this point the real aliens are the fans who are alienated by this ever growing pile of shitty entries into the franchise.

 

[That Chris Guy]

Did anyone ever really expect Disney to handle the Alien IP with any dignity or respect?

I didn't think so.

 

[Vining]

They just won't stop until they run every classical cinema franchise into the fucking ground. This just shows that Hollywood has ran out of ideas for some time now.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Bullshit. If it lasts more than one season I garuntee they will have her involved in some way. These shows always end up having to fall back on the stuff people like.

I think they should cast all the old characters and call this pile of dung "direct sequel to the dilogy and reboot at the same time". Old cast, bad sequels are ignored, woke as fuck - "Alien: Dark Fate" has a nice ring to it, but most importantly, that should be enough to kill the franchise for good at least for the next 10 years.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I'd say it's more likely they'll use her voice and/or bring in her daughter to tie in with Alien: Isolation.

dont give them any ideas

 

[The Valeyard]

Did anyone ever really expect Disney to handle the Alien IP with any dignity or respect?

I didn't think so.

Especially when they already have Marvel making shitty Alien comics since taking the license away from Dark Horse.

 

[modern horrors]

I'd say it's more likely they'll use her voice and/or bring in her daughter to tie in with Alien: Isolation.

This big hollywood writer won't acknowledge some videogame, he'll invent new oc donut steel story for daughter, Isolation won't be canon.

 

[DumbDude42]

Sci-Fi is best, when it tries to tackle a contemporary political or social issue

bullshit, that's how you get lame ass preachy propaganda like district 9 or (apparently) this upcoming alien series

scifi is best when it focuses on (fictional) future technological developments and uses those as the foundations for a setting/universe which is interesting and immersive, to spark the readers own imagination

 

[verissimus]

Remember folks. It's Disney, even your lowest expectations will be subverted.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Because Alien is a recognisable IP that Disney now owns.

Fuckin Disney going to lecture the plebs about classism? Give me a break.