THAT'S MY BABY!!! - 2/21/2018

[SpokesBottom]

That pasta she made looks fucking awful. It was all good until she dumped the veggie pasta or whatever into the pan of chicken and red pepper. Put some cream or sauce in what are

I don’t understand how she can keep saying she’s picky when she dumps so much into one dish that I doubt she can taste what’s what.

 

[Whatthefuck]

That pasta she made looks fucking awful. It was all good until she dumped the veggie pasta or whatever into the pan of chicken and red pepper. Put some cream or sauce in what are you fucking doing? Literally put half a cup of cream and a dash of nutmeg, a bit of water and boil it, or a bit of olive oil and basil and minced garlic. Get a damn canned tomato sauce ffs. The idea of eating dry pasta, no oil or sauce, with random ingredients maybe peppers and chicken, bothers me. It's not right.

That was the most horrific thing. Powerlevel time, I'm a southern bred gal who wings a lot of my dishes. I was taught that way and I just carry on the tradition, but I also look at other techniques and recipes to make sure I've got the balance right. I generally use a recipe once and then adjust according to my "audience" thereafter. I don't know who taught this girl to cook, but seriously, it's called Allrecipies.com, geniuskitchen.com, foodnetwork.com, epicurious.com, etc. ad nauseum. She spends time online all day and she can't look up a recipe. GORL.

 

[CindyChafe]

yes, she posted that on her new FB, along with some other quotes that could apply to AL.

That's really interesting.

Aunt Tammy posted that video with the colorful dyed Easter chicks (that Becky was "coincidentally" watching) on Mama-AL's Facebook saying she wanted one.

So Big AL threw shade at Aunt Tammy by saying that's animal abuse.

Big AL why you so cunty?!?!?

 

[Malibougie]

She spends time online all day and she can't look up a recipe. GORL.

I have a hard time believing that she doesn’t spend the majority of her time looking at food on the internet.

 

[AntiphonRhamnousios]

For once, I thought her meal looked somewhat yummy.

 

[London Raine]

That's really interesting.

Aunt Tammy posted that video with the colorful dyed Easter chicks (that Becky was "coincidentally" watching) on Mama-AL's Facebook saying she wanted one.

So Big AL threw shade at Aunt Tammy by saying that's animal abuse.

Big AL why you so cunty?!‽?

Not to mention it's on her mom's FB page too. She was just throwing some serious shade because she's such a cvnt.

 

[Rotogravure]

For once, I thought her meal looked somewhat yummy.

Now, go back and watch it and realize when she dumps the drained pasta in -- she hasn't drained out any of the oil and fat from the meatballs cooking.

 

[Xanax]

I don’t understand how she can keep saying she’s picky when she dumps so much into one dish that I doubt she can taste what’s what.

By picky she means it needs to be above a certain threshold of fat, sugar or salt, or she can't eat it.

 

[AntiphonRhamnousios]

Now, go back and watch it and realize when she dumps the drained pasta in -- she hasn't drained out any of the oil and fat from the meatballs cooking.

Fuck me, I had been thinking the boiling liquid was juices from the meat and tomatoes - personally I never use fat when frying and forgot that other people do. Now this seems disgusting. Thanks, irl I'd have paid dearly for my mistake.

 

[Morag]

Why did she buy a pack of meatballs if she doesn't like the texture of them? It just seems like extra effort to cut down the already ground-up and compacted meatballs, for fucks sake.

 

[Discourteous Discourse]

Why did she buy a pack of meatballs if she doesn't like the texture of them? It just seems like extra effort to cut down the already ground-up and compacted meatballs, for fucks sake.

Because she actually likes them. And she's a pathological liar.

 

[Donovan the Man]

Exactly Amber claims to also not like pizza (she's done a lot of pizza mookbongs iirc), butter, and mash potatoes with butter (goes as far to claim she didn't know mashed potatoes had butter in it). What does she order every time she goes out? Fucking mashed potatoes.

Also if you are going to eat out your food will have butter, that's why restaurant food tastes so good.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Exactly Amber claims to also not like pizza (she's done a lot of pizza mookbongs iirc), butter, and mash potatoes with butter (goes as far to claim she didn't know mashed potatoes had butter in it). What does she order every time she goes out? Fucking mashed potatoes.

Also if you are going to eat out your food will have butter, that's why restaurant food tastes so good.

And, don't forget the copious amounts of sodium and sugar.

 

[Discourteous Discourse]

Exactly Amber claims to also not like pizza (she's done a lot of pizza mookbongs iirc), butter, and mash potatoes with butter (goes as far to claim she didn't know mashed potatoes had butter in it). What does she order every time she goes out? Fucking mashed potatoes.

Also if you are going to eat out your food will have butter, that's why restaurant food tastes so good.

Yep, she loves her some pizza, and the slices are always as huge as her face. Of course she can't just eat that, she has to add something else like the ultimate chocolate chip cookie. According to Pizza Hut's website one serving size of that thing is 1/8th of a slice, and that is 200 calories. My brain cannot process how she's still living.

 

[Octomet]

Exactly Amber claims to also not like pizza (she's done a lot of pizza mookbongs iirc), butter, and mash potatoes with butter (goes as far to claim she didn't know mashed potatoes had butter in it). What does she order every time she goes out? Fucking mashed potatoes.

Also if you are going to eat out your food will have butter, that's why restaurant food tastes so good.

It seems she has to act like she doesn't like a lot of foods, as if that casts a magical veil that covers the bulk that proves otherwise. It amazes me still, how stupid she thinks others are.

 

[nyankosensei]

It seems she has to act like she doesn't like a lot of foods, as if that casts a magical veil that covers the bulk that proves otherwise. It amazes me still, how stupid she thinks others are.

well .... there's a lot of people who believe her so .... :/

 

[Morag]

well .... there's a lot of people who believe her so .... :/

Because a lot of people who watch content like this don't take the ten minutes to autistically break down every fragment of these videos.

 

[Botched Tit Job]

How many books of lists or daily affirmations or personality bullshit does this girl need? Why does every 'book' she buy need to have options for her to write about herself in it?

Fuck me, I had been thinking the boiling liquid was juices from the meat and tomatoes - personally I never use fat when frying and forgot that other people do. Now this seems disgusting. Thanks, irl I'd have paid dearly for my mistake.

You don't cook with fats? Your food must taste like a bad lean cuisine.

 

[Long time lurker]

Because a lot of people who watch content like this don't take the ten minutes to autistically break down every fragment of these videos.

A lot of people who watch her also use the same excuses she does - "I don't know why I'm this fat. I don't eat that much. I don't even like X, Y and Z"