🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Cheesegirl78]

I see Nick as the type to turn down regular graphic design work for businesses or whoever, because "it doesn't allow him to use his creativity."

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

I see Nick as the type to turn down regular graphic design work for businesses or whoever, because "it doesn't allow him to use his creativity."

I believe that he is also the creative artsy guy who has no fucking clue about the meat and bones of graphic work, like layouting, typography, data preparation for printing. So he wouldn't be able to layout a brochure for the supermarket or a catalogue for the furniture store. Not terribly creative... But honestly, he isn't even great at creativity.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Oh, that's hilarious. So now she is claiming she is being challenged or bullied about her gay claims AND she attempts to lecture us on how to be gay.

What a fucking idiot she is. Science tells us that the brain makes up about 2 percent of a normal humans weight. By looking at and listening to tess, we can conclusively conclude that her brain is likely only ,02%, and thats on a good day.

Try again tess, this woke gay shit ain't doing it. What's next? Autism? Or maybe you can claim "disabled" since you ate yourself into morbid obesity. Think of the headlines " Gay, disabled, autistic , superfat, superspeshul, supermodul screecheches and reees about discrimination."

If her Instagram is anything to go by, she has a pretty good case to claim mental disability.

 

[AbraCadaver]

This just in: man who spent the last ten years living off his wife and chasing twinks around clubs in LA suddenly can’t land a good job with his resume.

 

[Nectarine]

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[Diet Coke 4 Life]

She forgot to add 'Not by choice' to that post. Because anyone, including insecure and unstable men, wouldn't have her.

 

[Pollybock]

Right? Like how open were her options pre-pandemic? Lulz

 

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[Pollybock]

She’s not edgy and current enough to post about the Turkish women? Isn’t that what the woke ladies are doing? Making sure everyone knows about women in turkey?

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

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This from the same woman who posts pictures in the bathtub EVERYtime a feeder springs for a hotel room that has a tub large enough to accommodate two ton tessy.

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

She’s not edgy and current enough to post about the Turkish women? Isn’t that what the woke ladies are doing? Making sure everyone knows about women in turkey?

I'm sure it's just not on her radar yet (tbh idk what you're talking about either).

Tess must be patting herself hard on the back now, she unnecessarily posted this to inform people that there is this cool thing going on she refuses to participate in to support BLM (bcz you know, we can't have two different things going on in the world) she's making people who will participate in whatever event this is look ignorant and selfish, she's taking the high moral ground with laziness and reverse psychology. go on queen give us nothing. it's not like you're marching in protests or donating, you're just sitting on your ass sharing Instagram posts, yes that will scare the police!!

 

[Water-T]

She’s not edgy and current enough to post about the Turkish women? Isn’t that what the woke ladies are doing? Making sure everyone knows about women in turkey?

Tess keeps meaning to post about it, but then the name makes her hungry and before Tess knows it she's halfway through eating a $50 Family Meal for 4 from the BBQ joint two blocks from Jolene's bungalow.

 

[Nectarine]

extremely brave words from tess

 

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extremely brave words from tess

That’s a nice way of her saying that she didn’t care about non-whites until 2020. So woke . Does Tess understand how bad this sounds?

 

[theriddler3]

Does Tess understand how bad this sounds?

lol no. But it's a refreshing amount of honesty from her. Also, her family doesn't seem all that racist. She sure goes out of she way to bash the south, but I think it's just to distance herself from the area since she's a California (transplant) gorl now.

 

[bloomingcactus]

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But what about the insecure and unstable women Tess dates... Oh wait nevermind.

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What a fucking condescending cunt. I don't use that word for just anyone but she's special enough for it.
Women aren't strong and resilient 24/7. I know that from personal experience.
The next time she complains about her life or a situation someone needs to send her this post.
She only cares about men that dress up as women so why would she care about actual women.

 

[Cutlass Supreme]

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Ah yes, shame people for being insecure and having poor mental health in the year of our Lord two thousand twenty. Good shit.

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

I love that Tess tries so desperately to come across as the enlightened, woke, cosmopolitan girl with cool successful friends, while ticking off every stinking stereotype that one can have of ignorant, stupid white trash Americans from the South.

That's certainly what makes her my favourite lolcow. I love them pretentious.

 

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[Pollybock]

Plant based life for the last 2 weeks as in she’s had something from a plant? Or been full vegan lifestyle for 2 weeks, cause that’s what most think of when they hear “plant based.“ Poor gal is confused