🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[multiverse]

Is Fablethics using any of her half-assed shoots for their Social Media and advertisement?

Nope, no once. Also, I didn't realize Fabletics was Kate Hudson's line

At any rate, their socials feature skinny girls doing yoga, with a healthy amount of posts featuring Kate herself. These were the three largest models I could find on their posts - none of them are approaching Tess’s level of planetary status.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Oy vey

Spoiler: Added some terror from the same stories

Le Tattoo
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Its friend Le Hoof
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Le Gunt in Le “Panties” (does she buy underwear two sizes small as well?)
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Party of Le Hungry Back, Le Shoulders, Le Arms and Le Hump
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Le Transparent Ass
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AW LORD SHES COMING
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Look at this face.
LOOK AT THESE HANDS!!1
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Shamelessly replying to my own post, because I cannae with that fingers.
They are fat and ugly and her pointy almond-shaped nails make her hands look like hamster's paws, but why, why are they bluish red? Even her deformed feet looked better there, but her hands were dark through all videos.

 

[Constellationzero]

Do you think they send her the most hideous patterns and colours just to troll her? That animal print is just ridiculous and I bet even a thin person would look terrible in that ridiculous print.

Oh come on. I thought the stretched to hell and back faux leopard print from the Francine Fishpaw collection is just so Ra-Sha-Sha!

Perfect for farting on eye searingly ugly pink champagne cake from the Madonna Inn.

 

[Glitterz my spirit animal]

Oh come on. I thought the stretched to hell and back faux leopard print from the Francine Fishpaw collection is just so Ra-Sha-Sha!

Perfect for farting on eye searingly ugly pink champagne cake from the Madonna Inn.

Lol when I first read that I read She-ra and I was like: Tess is no princess of power ha ha ha
I really would like to imagine some person in marketing choosing the most hideous items and sending them in a 3x to Tess just to laugh at the posts.

 

[tasty humane burger]

Nope, no once. Also, I didn't realize Fabletics was Kate Hudson's line

At any rate, their socials feature skinny girls doing yoga, with a healthy amount of posts featuring Kate herself. These were the three largest models I could find on their posts - none of them are approaching Tess’s level of planetary status.

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All these girls are really pretty too, yes they're soft and a bit chunky / fat but they're the type of models who look nice and candid who would make fats and normies alike want to buy the clothes as opposed to Mess looking one champagne cake away from death.

 

[Constellationzero]

Ryann Helipad could still have a shot with tard designing another fashion line that will go on 75% clearance within the first week.

* The Mrs. Roper collection
* The Maud Findlay collection
* The Dawn Davenport collection
* The Mrs. Howell collection
* The Phyllis Diller collection
* The Paul Lynde collection exclusively for duplicitous faggots

 

[multiverse]

All these girls are really pretty too, yes they're soft and a bit chunky / fat but they're the type of models who look nice and candid who would make fats and normies alike want to buy the clothes as opposed to Mess looking one champagne cake away from death.

Well, the middle one is a pretty big gorl. She probably weighs as much as Tess, but has the advantage of being taller. Her thing is "classy black lady who does yacht girl shit for BBW feeders oh wait I mean fat activist who happens to travel the world with other big girls with no discernable jobs".


Tess is too old and too tattooed / trashy to have ever gotten on this level of sugar baby shit, and I'll bet it burns her biscuits.

 

[Vastly Amused]

All these girls are really pretty too, yes they're soft and a bit chunky / fat but they're the type of models who look nice and candid who would make fats and normies alike want to buy the clothes as opposed to Mess looking one champagne cake away from death.

Not to mention the clothes look unbearably tight and uncomfortable on her, and she looks so greasy and red wearing them. It must take all the strength and stamina she has just to peel them off afterward.

I imagine the clothes must be stretched so hard to fit her, that its elasticity afterward must be completely shot, akin to an underwear's elastic waistband after it's been through the dryer one too many times.

 

[NoReturn]

Well, the middle one is a pretty big gorl. She probably weighs as much as Tess, but has the advantage of being taller. Her thing is "classy black lady who does yacht girl shit for BBW feeders oh wait I mean fat activist who happens to travel the world with other big girls with no discernable jobs".
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Tess is too old and too tattooed / trashy to have ever gotten on this level of sugar baby shit, and I'll bet it burns her biscuits.

Crazy Days and Nights uses the term "yachting" to describe this type of "work" so it makes me giggle to see things like this.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

They are returning from whence they came.

 

[Constellationzero]

that its elasticity afterward must be completely shot,

Luckily Flabletics has all natural! vibranium sewn in. Now you can be the size of a gas giant with your own magnetosphere while promoting SUPERIOR POC products from Wakanda!

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Well, the middle one is a pretty big gorl. She probably weighs as much as Tess, but has the advantage of being taller. Her thing is "classy black lady who does yacht girl shit for BBW feeders oh wait I mean fat activist who happens to travel the world with other big girls with no discernable jobs".
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Tess is too old and too tattooed / trashy to have ever gotten on this level of sugar baby shit, and I'll bet it burns her biscuits.

It blows my mind that there are enough wealthy fat fetishists out there where these girls can go on international trips doing nothing or hell, even paying Tess to do whatever it is she does behind closed doors. I guess whatever floats their boat.

 

[Free the Pedos]

It blows my mind that there are enough wealthy fat fetishists out there where these girls can go on international trips doing nothing or hell, even paying Tess to do whatever it is she does behind closed doors. I guess whatever floats their boat.

I assume there’s always fuckery behind whatever is posted on IG. I’m not sure what it is, but I don’t take this at face value.

 

[multiverse]

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They are returning from whence they came.

Yeah, having the whales prance around in swimsuits is apparently A Thing amongst the harpooning crowd.

Spoiler: Thar She Blows

Anyway. Ryann is still fat and gross and it's a miracle anyone wants her to sit on cakes. She'd kill to be invited to the yacht party crowd events, but she's a whiny bitch who can't charm anyone.

 

[Darth_Texan]

Every time I see that stomach tattoo I think she is wearing a wide belt with a hideous buckle.

 

[melty]

Anyway. Ryann is still fat and gross and it's a miracle anyone wants her to sit on cakes. She'd kill to be invited to the yacht party crowd events, but she's a whiny bitch who can't charm anyone

Does she say where that pink outfit is from?

I imagine some of these "influencers" it's as simple as credit card debt, plus they love to do things like post pictures from the same vacations weeks apart to make it look like they are constantly traveling. But I don't know those people, maybe it is a yacht thing, who knows.

 

[Easy Peasy]

I like that pink outfit. I wonder if it comes in non gas giant size. Like, regular target size.

 

[CobraPlissken]

Yeah, having the whales prance around in swimsuits is apparently A Thing amongst the harpooning crowd.

Spoiler: Thar She Blows

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Anyway. Ryann is still fat and gross and it's a miracle anyone wants her to sit on cakes. She'd kill to be invited to the yacht party crowd events, but she's a whiny bitch who can't charm anyone.
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Tess would have peed in there, as she admitted she does in hot tubs and swimming pools.

 

[bloomingcactus]

Eww! Looks like something was too tight and she got chaffed pulling it on or off.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

The way she pulls pants up over her gut looks so weird. It looks like a massive garbage bag or colostomy bag strapped to her front.