🐮 Lolcow Terry Carl Bone / Kit Bone / Kit B Witchery / nonbinaryfaeriewitch / cherrythegoodwitch - magickal man in a dress

[Alberto Balsalm]

Would it kill him to buy a wig, or is he purposefully going for the Phil Collins in drag look?

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

Holy shit the tarot cards he uses have the death’s head moth on them. You can’t make this shit up.

 

[AJ 447]

Would it kill him to buy a wig, or is he purposefully going for the Phil Collins in drag look?

He has a wig, he's just too lazy to wear it.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

He has a wig, he's just too lazy to wear it.

That 5 o'clock shadow though....

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Oddly enough where he lives in the state of Georgia that space is pretty accepting of gay and lesbian lifestyles. The big issue I see is how he simply carries himself and is probably pretty flamboyant and outrageous in public especially with all the pronoun bullshit .

This will be one to watch

 

[OG 666]

I decided to dig through his Tumblr. I learned that he used to have aspirations of being a stripper, he has a history of using Sugar Baby dating apps, and he claims to have Native ancestry.

Spoiler: Text posts

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Spoiler: Some selfies

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[Bubb_Rubb]

Great, now we're gonna have the hundredth witchcraft curse on the forums.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Oh, great. Another closet-cosplay troon.

If he's so "dysphoric" about his facial hair, he could get electrolysis, have it removed completely., and never have to shave his oh-so-sensitive face again But no; he's like Dave Muscato in that regard; point out that they're covered in an unfeminine man-pelt, and they hiss back about how unfair it is that "women" such as themselves are held to such stringent and sexist beauty standards when natal women can get away with being hairy.

And is that a microdick lurking in the pink bikini bottoms in the OP? Yeah, I thought so.

 

[Linako 2.0]

so these are the kind of quacks Evola warned about

 

[Rabbit Bones]

All whites think they're Cherokee. And they always had a Cherokee princess in their bloodline. Claiming that particular tribe is almost the whitest thing you can do as an American.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Glad this was featured. This is just Chris Chan with a much higher IQ.

 

[4Macie]

I was going to ask how a plant sends away ghosts....but then I realized, if I walked into this guy's house and he was rubbing plants (and rocks) all over his naked body, I'd probably peace out too.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I am not going to lie, when I read about how this guy actually believes to possess supernatural powers and that he was a tranny, I was literally thinking about how similar this guy appears to be to Chris Chan. He even looks like him! Badly dyed seaweed hair and everything!

I guess the only difference here is that he's just not as autistic.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Haha, ohh, noo.

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"Don't fuck with a witch" Bayonetta wisely said.

I came expecting there to be nudes under nsfw, and I've been let down. Sad.

Ive seen prettier women too.

I expected nudes too, if he tries to appear dainty and fairy like i'd expect an "artistic nudity" photoshoot.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vBZgUD2ld34https://youtube.com/watch?v=aAEVeY3t52AVoice of a mermaid, for sure.

Banshee more like. A fat balding ban-he.

Didn't the mermaids sing to bring seamen to their doom? Cis het men to their doom?

 

[Cryin RN]

Seems endearingly nuts to me, like a reiki grandma in the body of a fat dude in his 20's. No rants about girlpenis or Patreon links! Refreshing!

 

[AJ 447]

Seems endearingly nuts to me, like a reiki grandma in the body of a fat dude in his 20's. No rants about girlpenis or Patreon links! Refreshing!

He has a Patreon, it's just a massive failure: https://www.patreon.com/kitbwitchery/overview

 

[Gunslinger]

I kinda wanna punch this guy in the face. I don't usually have that impulse with lolcows but come on...

I'll take my a-logs on that.

I doubt very seriously he is an empath because then he would know how he comes off to people and why everyone feels uncomfortable around him. Also of course it's men (thanks for assuming somebody's sexual preference, shitlord) who call him out, women are usually more subtle in their social rejection. Not that this autist would know that.

 

[Owlflaps]

He has a Patreon, it's just a massive failure: https://www.patreon.com/kitbwitchery/overview

One of his services is "home cleansing.",

If he smells the same way he looks, I wouldn't want this fatfuck anywhere near my home.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

There's nothing wrong with being an effeminate gay man. Guys like him should just own it, instead of forcing this 'I'm a girl' shit. You can't just demand people call you a girl when you're obviously a middle-aged man - no-one is under any obligation to validate other people's beliefs. God knows, this guy is quick enough to shout down Christians. Strange how that never works both ways.

Troons just love the stereotype of the pagan religion where women are more important than men, so it's no wonder they're drawn to larping it. And you can't argue with a religion, yo (unless it's Christianity, I guess). I'm pretty sure gods and spirits are under no obligation to recognise this guy's gender feels either, but whatever. No-one mention the appropriation word.

Dude looks like Phil Collins decided to dress up as Stevie Nicks for hallowe'en.

 

[knightlautrec]

Born in 1991 but looks like 50

This creature is younger than 30? Ooooffffff. I guess magic can't counter all that premature aging.

I like all the sad crying over being misgendered and he just looks like a little George Costanza with balding hair, facial scruff and nondescript man features. Like, what does he expect? He looks like a man. Because he is a man. Albeit with the personality of a high school girl obsessed with Wicca.