Tell your biggest secret. - Why not?

[YoshiEgg]

Tell your biggest secret.
Take a leap, take a chance, take it out of your chest.

 

[Sneaky lurker]

Spoiler: You don't want to know

Spoiler: I'm serious

Spoiler: turn away right now

Spoiler: you really hate yourself, huh?

Spoiler: ok then

Spoiler: you win

Spoiler: but i warned you dog

Spoiler: i warned you about my secret

amogus

 

[Uncle Phil]

My wife's brother had a pretty hot wife and I totally wanted to bang that sister-in-law until we all found out she already WAS having an affair and I lost interest.

 

[The Rapeful Sheriff]

I might or might not have engaged in sexual intercourse of the non-consentual variety.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

One time in college I stole a 5lb bag of feta cheese from my employer, and later ate it out of the bag with my bare hands while drunk.

 

[Milkmaid Man]

I own a Kiwifarms account.

 

[AMHOLIO]

i was the horse in the mr hands video

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

One time in college I stole a 5lb bag of feta cheese from my employer, and later ate it out of the bag with my bare hands while drunk.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I removed the tag from mattress

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

I have, quite literally, achieved a shitpost of mine entering congressional record, to a good end that will somehow help people.

I look forward to when I can vaguepost about it.

 

[AnneRipper1010]

I'm a motherfucker. Literally

 

[OrionBalls]

I am not allowed to have a library card within four counties of my house.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I'm a homo sapien.